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  • fourcrossjohn
    fourcrossjohn Posts: 2,500
    Best looking bike
    Worst looking bike
    Biggest tart
    Biggest fanboy
    COTY award
    Nicest Member
    Most Helpful Member
    Sexiest Member (Male)
    Sexiest Member (Non-Male)
    Scariest Member
    Forum Legend
    Member Most Likely to be Murdered By Another Member
    Member Most Likely to Die First
    Best Admin/Mod
    Funniest Member
    Worst Member
    Forum Retard
    best fake member
    most positive member
    most depressed member
    member with too many hours free time
    who needs to get laid
    tartiest member
    gobbiest member
    member most likley to get a moderator post
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Sexiest Member (Non-Male)

    Non male? Just to cover all the bases? :wink:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • myopic
    myopic Posts: 692
    Most powerful BMW?



    :lol: only kidding, Matt, couldn't resist
    You don't need eyes to see, you need vision
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Will this be done on a nominations and vote basis? we might need a thread per award for nominations and then a poll with the nominations to determine the winners?
    HandsomeDog - OrangeCommuter
  • Cheryl Cole
    Cheryl Cole Posts: 9
    fourcrossjohn wrote:
    best fake member
    Ah hope that's neet directed at wor in any wa neeo :)
  • Surf-Matt
    Surf-Matt Posts: 5,952
    myopic wrote:
    Most powerful BMW?



    :lol: only kidding, Matt, couldn't resist

    That would be an M5, not a lame ar5ed soot chucker (unless you wanted "most torquesome" BMW...!). Oh hang on - I think the minging and pointless X6M/X5M might be even more pokey and torquey... But both are sh1t.

    Edit - yep they win - 555bhp and around 500lbs/ft of torque. In a 2.5 tonne mock 4x4.

    Why?!
  • myopic
    myopic Posts: 692
    :lol:
    You don't need eyes to see, you need vision
  • stevet1992
    stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    Surf-Matt wrote:
    myopic wrote:
    Most powerful BMW?



    :lol: only kidding, Matt, couldn't resist

    That would be an M5, not a lame ar5ed soot chucker (unless you wanted "most torquesome" BMW...!). Oh hang on - I think the minging and pointless X6M/X5M might be even more pokey and torquey... But both are sh1t.

    Edit - yep they win - 555bhp and around 500lbs/ft of torque. In a 2.5 tonne mock 4x4.

    Why?!

    Did you just call your pride and joy a "Lame ar5ed soot chucker" :shock: :lol:
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  • Surf-Matt
    Surf-Matt Posts: 5,952
    Yes - it's my car and compared to an M5, it's lame ar5ed.

    Scared the beejesus out of the bro in law in it last night though. :lol::lol:
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    fourcrossjohn wrote:
    Best looking bike - the pimped zesty in the rides section
    Worst looking bike - mine probably
    Biggest tart - ????
    Biggest fanboy - ????
    COTY award - FCJ in a good way
    Nicest Member - nicklouse and SS definitely MTB gurus
    Most Helpful Member - as above
    Sexiest Member (Male) - ????
    Sexiest Member (Non-Male) - ????
    Scariest Member - BFg lol (kidding mate)
    Forum Legend - CWNT and yehaamcgee - comedy genius
    Member Most Likely to be Murdered By Another Member - FCJ by every other forumite
    Member Most Likely to Die First - see above lol
    Best Admin/Mod - SS
    Funniest Member - CWNT
    Worst Member - Emo_kid
    Forum Retard - FCJ or me
    best fake member - Cheryl Cole
    most positive member - surf matt......ooozzes confidence
    most depressed member - me at mo, but for personal reasons
    member with too many hours free time - me
    who needs to get laid - FCJ
    tartiest member - ????
    gobbiest member - ????
    member most likley to get a moderator post - FCJ
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,781
    the Manliest man award! i cant belive you forgot that one you bunch of jessies!
    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    right, the plan is to leave the list as i had produced, i think 4xj only added categories he knew he would win :lol: . but pm me if you feel strongly about any other categories you would like to see.

    there will be a new thread once ive recieved all suggested aditional categories. lets say, the new thread will be up by sunday? votes to be in by email to the following email address: danatherton@hotmail.com before 2200hrs on 30 of December this year :wink:
  • fourcrossjohn
    fourcrossjohn Posts: 2,500
    i knew it was you when i saw

    4xj twat <;;;;;;;;;:@btinternet.com>
  • pte1643
    pte1643 Posts: 518
    Surf-Matt wrote:
    Yes - it's my car and compared to an M5, it's lame ar5ed.

    Scared the beejesus out of the bro in law in it last night though. :lol::lol:

    I expect he though he was on a one way ticket to Auschwitz.
  • joec1
    joec1 Posts: 494
    what about "most pointless input"?
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  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    Surf-Matt wrote:
    555bhp and around 500lbs/ft of torque. In a 2.5 tonne mock 4x4.

    just get a remap done on yours, 520lb ft. http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113581

    But if you do, let me know so i can buy shares in michelin, you'll be buying a lot of back tyres lol
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    joec1 wrote:
    what about "most pointless input"?

    hmm, my post above could get that
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    joec1 wrote:
    what about "most pointless input"?

    hmm, my post above could get that
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    joec1 wrote:
    what about "most pointless input"?

    hmm, my post above could get that
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    joec1 wrote:
    what about "most pointless input"?

    hmm, my post above could get that
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    joec1 wrote:
    what about "most pointless input"?

    hmm, my post above could get that
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    joec1 wrote:
    what about "most pointless input"?

    hmm, my post above could get that
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    what the hell? MODS - HELP
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    I think there should be awards, and if anyone says anything after the awards have been given (anything nasty and mallicous) (excuse the spelling) should be banned. I think it would be a good idea, as long as everyone thinks the same and doesn't start having huge arguments. 8) :wink:
  • Surf-Matt
    Surf-Matt Posts: 5,952
    Razer_MTB wrote:
    Surf-Matt wrote:
    555bhp and around 500lbs/ft of torque. In a 2.5 tonne mock 4x4.

    just get a remap done on yours, 520lb ft. http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113581

    But if you do, let me know so i can buy shares in michelin, you'll be buying a lot of back tyres lol

    Razer - well aware of the remaps (Evolve, DMS, etc) but TBH it's plenty fast enough already! I just think that sort of oomph (350ish bhp too) has got to affect the drivetrain slightly and munch tyres (inner rear tyre wear becomes really bad for example!) . I could have mapped my Astra too (from 150/235lbsft to 210bhp/300lbsft) but wasn't convinced so left it. The performance gains for the unmentionable car model are good but not earth shattering - 0-60 drops from mid to high 5s to low 5s, 100 drops from low 13s to low 12s. I think I'll leave it as it is for now!
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    Surf-Matt wrote:
    Razer - well aware of the remaps (Evolve, DMS, etc) but TBH it's plenty fast enough already! I just think that sort of oomph (350ish bhp too) has got to affect the drivetrain slightly and munch tyres (inner rear tyre wear becomes really bad for example!) . I could have mapped my Astra too (from 150/235lbsft to 210bhp/300lbsft) but wasn't convinced so left it. The performance gains for the unmentionable car model are good but not earth shattering - 0-60 drops from mid to high 5s to low 5s, 100 drops from low 13s to low 12s. I think I'll leave it as it is for now!

    thats a shame, i could have made a fortune with the increase in share price lol. :wink:

    ah bugger, i've just turned this into a car thread and way off topic lol. i'm away to hang myself now
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
  • Surf-Matt
    Surf-Matt Posts: 5,952
    Can you remind me how to tie a hangman's knot? I think I'll be doing the same...
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    but pm me if you feel strongly about any other categories you would like to see

    'Best Andy'
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    'Most Manx'

    Or

    'Manx to the Max'

    :D
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • colintrav
    colintrav Posts: 1,074
    Surf-Matt wrote:
    myopic wrote:
    Most powerful BMW?



    :lol: only kidding, Matt, couldn't resist

    That would be an M5, not a lame ar5ed soot chucker (unless you wanted "most torquesome" BMW...!). Oh hang on - I think the minging and pointless X6M/X5M might be even more pokey and torquey... But both are sh1t.

    Edit - yep they win - 555bhp and around 500lbs/ft of torque. In a 2.5 tonne mock 4x4.

    Why?!


    The M6

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