Secret Santa

compo
compo Posts: 1,370
edited November 2009 in The Crudcatcher
There's a budget of just £5 (measly bastards) and I have to get a pressie for a fellow 16 year old lad - what can I get him - I'm clueless - Help

Cheers :)
GREAT SUCCESS!

Canyon Nerve XC7

Stolen Carrera Vulcan

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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Condoms and KY jelly.
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    Butt Plug?
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    Inflatable sex sheep.
  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    I am actually stuck boys!

    I'm a lad so imagine how that would look!
    GREAT SUCCESS!

    Canyon Nerve XC7

    Stolen Carrera Vulcan
  • Bignige
    Bignige Posts: 223
    Fiesta or Razzle (are they still going by the way?)
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

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    2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0 Ltd Edition
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Bignige wrote:
    Fiesta or Razzle (are they still going by the way?)

    Definitely.

    I mean so I've heard...
  • Bignige
    Bignige Posts: 223
    Mind you I should know that.....my newsagent puts the bike and snowboarding mags on the same shelf as the sticky page mags!!! :oops:
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

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  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    January issue of WMB - £4.20. Saved yourself 80p!
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  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    hmmm. my mate bought me a ration pack because i love ration packs. it has sausages and beans in it. you can eat it hot or cold. brilliant when we are in the middle of no where.
  • Bignige
    Bignige Posts: 223
    ramemtbers wrote:
    hmmm. my mate bought me a ration pack because i love ration packs. it has sausages and beans in it. you can eat it hot or cold. brilliant when we are in the middle of no where.

    Anyone else find that statement odd or was it just me :? ??
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

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    2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0 Ltd Edition
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    I did but then I realised he is from near Plymouth. They are all inbred so thats normal to them...
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    no seriously. it may be random but hey. the ration packs are really nice. and are realy handy and my mate bought me one for xmas. (yes i have it already) my life is now complete :lol:
  • stevet1992
    stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    Urgh ... We are doing secret santa at work .. Alright for the people you know well and have a laugh with ... (Pop up tent vollyball anyone :lol:?) But the ones you mutter hi and nod your head to each morning its almost impossible to get a gift for :shock:
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  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    get them a ration pack. you cant go wrong :lol:
  • stevet1992
    stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    ramemtbers wrote:
    get them a ration pack. you cant go wrong :lol:

    Some of them deserve nothing more then a knuckle sandwich :roll:
    On-One 456 Sainsburys Season

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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Get them a teddy bear. The kind you'd get a partner. (i love you this much, forever mine etc...)

    Guaranteed to make them feel uncomfortable!
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Beer? Chocolate?

    Or be really harsh and make a £5 donation to an obscure charity, that's vaguely linked to a terrorist group/illegal activity, on his behalf. Then act like he should be grateful while you enjoy your real present!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Bignige
    Bignige Posts: 223
    Or a double picture frame with a picture of both of you in it ..........mmmmm..stalker :lol:
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

    2008 Spesh Enduro SL Expert
    2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0 Ltd Edition
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Andy wrote:
    Get them a teddy bear. The kind you'd get a partner. (i love you this much, forever mine etc...)

    Guaranteed to make them feel uncomfortable!

    Awesome idea!

    *plots*
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  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    Brilliant. the best xmas present since the ration pack :lol:

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