The corrupted wishes game

salsarider79
salsarider79 Posts: 828
edited November 2009 in The bottom bracket
Lets play a game!

To play it someone makes a wish, then the next person has to think of something to corrupt it, and then make their own wish.

Examples:
Me: I wish I was strong.
You: Granted, but you're super strong and cannot pick anything up without breaking it.

Me: I wish I had an apple.
You: Granted, but it's rotten!

I'll start.

I wish I had a Wispa Gold...
jedster wrote:
Just off to contemplate my own mortality and inevitable descent into decrepedness.
FCN 3 or 4 on road depending on clothing
FCN 8 off road because I'm too old to go racing around.
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  • simple_salmon
    simple_salmon Posts: 457
    salsarider79 wrote:
    Lets play a game!

    To play it someone makes a wish, then the next person has to think of something to corrupt it, and then make their own wish.

    Examples:
    Me: I wish I was strong.
    You: Granted, but you're super strong and cannot pick anything up without breaking it.

    Me: I wish I had an apple.
    You: Granted, but it's rotten!

    I'll start.

    I wish I had a Wispa Gold...

    Granted, but I've already licked it.

    I wish I could go home from work right now.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    But what if the house has burned down?


    I wish I had a cold beer right now
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • blakef111
    blakef111 Posts: 374
    granted, but it's fosters P*ss water,

    i wish i was famous
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Granted, but you're famous for being a peadofile.


    I wish i was Lance Armstrong :lol:
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • Ectomorph
    Ectomorph Posts: 69
    Granted, but you're Lance Armstrong.

    I wish 20/20 would come back.
    Only a Pawn in their Game...
  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    EDIT as taken

    it will come back, taste as bad as ever and still be mainly drunken by kids on the bus

    I wish I could read minds
    "This area left purposefully blank"
    Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.

    FCN: 11 (apparently)
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Granted, but you will be forever haunted by peoples innermost thoughts.


    Now i'm LA i wish jealous people would fark off
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    edit as too slow
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    STEFANOS4784 wrote:
    Granted, but you will be forever haunted by peoples innermost thoughts.


    Now i'm LA i wish jealous people would fark off

    Yeah but they fark off up the road while you're gasping like a fish out of water.

    I wish I weighed 68kg again.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Granted, but you had to sell your bike to pay for the surgery.

    I wish the Sun was shining
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • GraemeT
    GraemeT Posts: 155
    it is over here :D You're just in the wrong place

    I wish I had a new bike.
    Just Keep Pedalling
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Granted, here's your new BMX!

    I wish I had a personal chef
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • simple_salmon
    simple_salmon Posts: 457
    Granted, but he only does liver.

    I wish my cold would go away.
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Granted - but now you're hot all over.

    I wish Belgian beer won't give me a headache this weekend.
    Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    TommyEss wrote:
    Granted - but now you're hot all over.

    I wish Belgian beer won't give me a headache this weekend.

    Granted, but it's alcohol free Jupiler

    I wish i could fly [/orville]
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    I wish i could fly [/orville]

    Granted, but you have to live with Keith Harris's hand up your a*se.

    I wish my ironing was done.
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    Granted, worn and ready to wash again!

    I wish I won the lottery
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Granted - don't spend your tenner all at once!

    I wish chocolate didn't taste so awesome.
    Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    Granted, now you've fallen so deeply in love with the taste of lard, chocolate will never taste the same again!

    I wish I was out in the hills on the bike!
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    You are but they are exclusively uphill.

    I wish I'd shaved this morning.
    Neeermad
    Carbon 456
    456 lefty
    Pompino
    White Inbred
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    ride_whenever wrote:
    You are but they are exclusively uphill.

    I wish I'd shaved this morning.

    your balls are silky smooth



    I wish it would be sunny this week end for a bike ride.
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Granted, but you cut your head off with that cut-throat razor.

    I wish it wasn't sunny when I can't get out riding.
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    it isn't, there is no more sun

    I wish my water bottle was clean
    Neeermad
    Carbon 456
    456 lefty
    Pompino
    White Inbred
  • Barkiesnake
    Barkiesnake Posts: 244
    Granted but now everytjhing tastes of bleach

    i wish i was better at CX
    "If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your right" Henry Ford
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    you are better at cx, but you end up breaking your wheels and chain everytime you race.

    I wish that the vending machine had some diet coke left.
    Neeermad
    Carbon 456
    456 lefty
    Pompino
    White Inbred
  • celbianchi
    celbianchi Posts: 854
    Granted but it's broken so no drinks are dispensed.

    I wish I was on holiday in the sun
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    Granted but it's 10,000c and you're dead.


    I wish i'd seen The Beatles live.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    granted you burn up in a solar fllare


    I wish i had a pay rise
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Granted - your net pay has increased by 25% and your hours have increased by 50%

    I wish I was irresistable to women
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    granted you are a handbag


    i wish people would not post to the same wish as me.
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456

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