Girls, yes hard to believe i know girls
fourcrossjohn
Posts: 2,500
Curently have got an ex g/f asking me back out and the excuses i'm iving her arnt working.
how do i tell her i know i can do better than her and that shes an ex for a reason?
although she does has nice tits, ts a brown napper bag jobby though if we where to *ahem* get down *ahem*
help guys?
how do i tell her i know i can do better than her and that shes an ex for a reason?
although she does has nice tits, ts a brown napper bag jobby though if we where to *ahem* get down *ahem*
help guys?
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Kick her in the ****.0
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I think you should STFU and get on with your coursework before I put my boot up yer ars* boy!0
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yes sir, sorry sir :roll:0
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Tell her you fancy her mum/sister/brother.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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i mended that for youthekickingmule wrote:Tell her you fancy her brother.
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lol!
her mum is like 25 stone
her sister is 28 but coar fit as fook even tho a big nose
no brother0 -
Ignore her! Simple.
The fact that you have posted shows that you are still a little interested.0 -
a little interested only for a bone
there is a reason why we split and i know i can do better but i dunno how to put her down lighlty, or perhaps a shotgun to the back of the head?0 -
so i take it u wanna dump her and stay friends which is never possible0
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no we split coz she was so god damn annoying and i had no personal space and she hated me cycling.
then out of the blue she texts me randomly damn near a year after our split
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fourcrossjohn wrote:lol!
her mum is like 25 stone
her sister is 28 but coar fit as fook even tho a big nose
no brother
Fatty girls need loving too.
You post some amount of shite by the way. I'm guessing it's to provoke reaction/attention.
I am feeding the monster that is your ego
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i genuiinley need help on this one0
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Agreed.fourcrossjohn wrote:i genuiinley need help0 -
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You just generally need help. It's not a ornament, so ride It0
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Ignore her! Easy!0
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she is texting me constantly
if i ignore her for more than 10 minutes she calls me
and were not even going out
i'll get my coat, my shotgun and my spade0 -
sorted0
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wait... shotguns been stolen
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whyamihere wrote:Kick her in the ****.0
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Coatbridgeguy wrote:Fatty girls need loving too.
giggity giggity goowhoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons0 -
nah0
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fourcrossjohn wrote:no we split coz she was so god damn annoying
Wait, you broke up with someone because THEY were annoying??
It's simple dude, just tell her you're no longer interested.
Or the falcon punch option is a good one too Kona Stinky Six
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you really are a spineless faggot"Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling." ~James E. Starrs0
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Now for my 2p......
Stop being Gay :roll:0 -
if i was spineless i wuld have pics put up on the forum of her0
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Ah, now you have asked for it.
Pics or she dosent exist!
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fourcrossjohn wrote:if i was spineless i wuld have pics put up on the forum of her
If you had a spine you would be able to tell someone to go away without whinging about it on an internet forum."Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling." ~James E. Starrs0 -
Can we have a vote or something to have him banned?Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
? 
