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finchy
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Toads - they'd have much more fun being frogs
Fizzy water - our bodies spend all that time getting rid of CO2 and then we go and put it in our water
Slugs - if they had shells people would like them
X-factor - if you want to be a star, write your own ****ing songs, you lazy *****
Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers
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Fizzy water - our bodies spend all that time getting rid of CO2 and then we go and put it in our water
Slugs - if they had shells people would like them
X-factor - if you want to be a star, write your own ****ing songs, you lazy *****
Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers
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Squirrels - they're just rats with a fluffy tail & good PRCycling weakly0
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Fearne Cotton ?
She lurves everything. Random. FAB.0 -
I see your Starlingsjohnfinch wrote:Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers
Watch and learn my brother. Starlings are great. They fly good and look good; aerial formation gods on wings of love.
And I raise you a
Simon Cowell
IF I owned a sniper's rifle I'd shoot the c*nt0 -
GiantMike wrote:I see your Starlingsjohnfinch wrote:Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers
Watch and learn my brother. Starlings are great. They fly good and look good; aerial formation gods on wings of love.
And I raise you a
Simon Cowell
IF I owned a sniper's rifle I'd shoot the c*nt
I actually quite like starlings. The animals were deliberately silly.0 -
dmclite wrote:Fearne Cotton ?
She lurves everything. Random. FAB.
Nice to look at?
w@nk material?
Aren't these good enough qualifications?"I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
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johnfinch wrote:GiantMike wrote:I see your Starlingsjohnfinch wrote:Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers
Watch and learn my brother. Starlings are great. They fly good and look good; aerial formation gods on wings of love.
And I raise you a
Simon Cowell
IF I owned a sniper's rifle I'd shoot the c*nt
I actually quite like starlings. The animals were deliberately silly.
I'm off to buy GiantMike a snipers rifle! Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
WASPS!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0
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Internet forums - all they do is stop me working!
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nolf wrote:dmclite wrote:Fearne Cotton ?
She lurves everything. Random. FAB.
Nice to look at?
w@nk material?
Aren't these good enough qualifications?
I would.. butyou know she'd open her mouth at some point, probably to say "random" or "fab", and spoil the whole thing."In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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I knew someone would take that one up, congratulations."In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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Bird Tables.
Cows Cnuts.
Cat heads.
Donkey Dicks.
Elephants Feet.
Mule Shoes.
Moon Pools.
Suicide Decks.
Crows feet.
This are all at work, but don't really exist!... Work that out.
Why is it that Yanks can't remember the names of things unless they're given a name relevant to a lookalike! :evil:Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
nolf wrote:dmclite wrote:Fearne Cotton ?
She lurves everything. Random. FAB.
Nice to look at?
w@nk material?
Aren't these good enough qualifications?
I always get Cotton and Britton mixed up, thank god I don't do internet dating :shock:Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
Vitus Sentier VRS - 20170 -
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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Wanking. Why do we have to put up with women if we have to do this ourselves?0
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Cycling weakly0
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Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!
Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...
Old Man's Beard Must Go!
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TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!
Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...
Old Man's Beard Must Go!
I use it as one of the indications that the subject is indeed a woman and not a child
Once thats established.............0 -
TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!
Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...
Someone's been watching too much porn. Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.0 -
TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!
Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...
Old Man's Beard Must Go!
What do you call the useless bit of skin and hair attached to a p@ssy?
A woman."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
