What's the point of...

finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited November 2009 in The bottom bracket
Toads - they'd have much more fun being frogs

Fizzy water - our bodies spend all that time getting rid of CO2 and then we go and put it in our water

Slugs - if they had shells people would like them

X-factor - if you want to be a star, write your own ****ing songs, you lazy *****

Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers

The League Cup

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  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    Squirrels - they're just rats with a fluffy tail & good PR
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    I see your Starlings
    johnfinch wrote:
    Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers

    Watch and learn my brother. Starlings are great. They fly good and look good; aerial formation gods on wings of love.

    And I raise you a

    Simon Cowell

    simon_cowell.jpg

    IF I owned a sniper's rifle I'd shoot the c*nt
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    GiantMike wrote:
    I see your Starlings
    johnfinch wrote:
    Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers

    Watch and learn my brother. Starlings are great. They fly good and look good; aerial formation gods on wings of love.

    And I raise you a

    Simon Cowell

    simon_cowell.jpg

    IF I owned a sniper's rifle I'd shoot the c*nt
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



    I actually quite like starlings. The animals were deliberately silly.
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    dmclite wrote:
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.

    Nice to look at?
    w@nk material?

    Aren't these good enough qualifications?
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    johnfinch wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    I see your Starlings
    johnfinch wrote:
    Starlings - so crap that they have to mimic other birds. The animal kingdom's equivalent of white council estate kids who think they're black rappers

    Watch and learn my brother. Starlings are great. They fly good and look good; aerial formation gods on wings of love.

    And I raise you a

    Simon Cowell

    simon_cowell.jpg

    IF I owned a sniper's rifle I'd shoot the c*nt
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



    I actually quite like starlings. The animals were deliberately silly.

    I'm off to buy GiantMike a snipers rifle! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    WASPS!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    hopper1 wrote:
    I'm off to buy GiantMike a snipers rifle! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Is there a fund? :lol::lol:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 42,358
    Internet forums - all they do is stop me working! :wink:
  • nolf wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.

    Nice to look at?
    w@nk material?

    Aren't these good enough qualifications?

    I would.. butyou know she'd open her mouth at some point, probably to say "random" or "fab", and spoil the whole thing.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited November 2009
    nolf wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.

    Nice to look at?
    w@nk material?

    Aren't these good enough qualifications?

    I would.. butyou know she'd open her mouth at some point, probably to say "random" or "fab", and spoil the whole thing.


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  • I knew someone would take that one up, congratulations.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Bird Tables.
    Cows Cnuts.
    Cat heads.
    Donkey Dicks.
    Elephants Feet.
    Mule Shoes.
    Moon Pools.
    Suicide Decks.
    Crows feet.

    This are all at work, but don't really exist!... Work that out.

    Why is it that Yanks can't remember the names of things unless they're given a name relevant to a lookalike! :evil:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    nolf wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.

    Nice to look at?
    w@nk material?

    Aren't these good enough qualifications?

    I always get Cotton and Britton mixed up, thank god I don't do internet dating :shock:
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    prawny wrote:
    nolf wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.

    Nice to look at?
    w@nk material?

    Aren't these good enough qualifications?

    I always get Cotton and Britton mixed up, thank god I don't do internet dating :shock:

    I'll bet the Britton is the rudest.

    PS. ChrisNoir - Yes, that's exactly what I mean! :wink:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Wanking. Why do we have to put up with women if we have to do this ourselves?
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    prawny wrote:
    nolf wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Fearne Cotton ?

    She lurves everything. Random. FAB.

    Nice to look at?
    w@nk material?

    Aren't these good enough qualifications?

    I always get Cotton and Britton mixed up, thank god I don't do internet dating :shock:

    ...no, Cotton is easy to recognise.
    6a00d8345192e469e200e54f19af618833-800wi.jpg
    ...probably best you don't do internet dating. :wink:
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  • Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!

    Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...

    Old Man's Beard Must Go!

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  • Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!

    Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...

    Old Man's Beard Must Go!

    I use it as one of the indications that the subject is indeed a woman and not a child

    Once thats established.............
  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!

    Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...

    Someone's been watching too much porn :wink:.
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Pubic hair on a woman? Blegh!

    Men need it to control the temp of semen apparently. But on a woman? It's ugly and it's wrong. There used to be a TV ad on in NZ about some sort of creeping weed that destroyed native plants. It was called Old Man's Beard. I think the slogan that advert used is relevant here ...

    Old Man's Beard Must Go!

    What do you call the useless bit of skin and hair attached to a p@ssy?
















    A woman.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."