The Ugly but Good MTB thread

MacAndCheese
MacAndCheese Posts: 1,944
edited November 2009 in MTB general
The recent BSO thread seems to have been misunderstood by some as a place to post good, but ugly bikes. To rectify this I have created this thread for the Sally Gunnells of the MTB world(they do the job well, but ain't pretty!).

No direct slagging of other members bikes please, and I know its a bit 'pot and kettle' as I own a bright orange Wolfridge!

I'll start with this:
stabsupreme.jpg
Santa Cruz Chameleon
Orange Alpine 160
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Comments

  • It has been said the prophet is not exactly a looker!

    I disagree, I think it looks good, but then I own one!!! :lol:

    Cant doubt its ability though... great bike!

    Prophet2.jpg
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    stabsupreme.jpg
    what! the stab is a good lookin bike! it might be a bit, err, industrial, but i think it look s awsome, very "hard"
    armageddon_description.jpg
    now THAT is ugly
    I like bikes and stuff
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    apocalypse_description.jpg
    almost as bad as that! or this!
    disco_volante_description.jpg
    ok, that last one isnt too bad.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Doesn't have be ugly framework, can also be ugly colour schemes....

    goldenzaskar.jpg
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    if you bottomed that nucliei and had really short legs, it could be, err, awwwwwww!!!!!!!!
    I like bikes and stuff
  • bregante
    bregante Posts: 271
    10-lambda-st.jpg

    'nuff said

    beat me to it! (still want a Helius AM tho)
  • bregante
    bregante Posts: 271
    I can't believe the Five isn't up yet :shock:

    maybe they're not that good :wink:
  • I love my bike, but some of the 2010 models are total mingers:

    10AT7.png
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • what i don't get is why they've made such a complicated 4 bar design?

    That marin does ming. I loved the slightly older agricultural ones with the massive gussets between top and down tube.
  • XxxBFGxxX
    XxxBFGxxX Posts: 1,355
    The recent BSO thread seems to have been misunderstood by some as a place to post good, but ugly bikes. To rectify this I have created this thread for the Sally Gunnells of the MTB world(they do the job well, but ain't pretty!).

    No direct slagging of other members bikes please, and I know its a bit 'pot and kettle' as I own a bright orange Wolfridge!

    I'll start with this:
    stabsupreme.jpg


    i actualy like this frame.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Five_s-000110.jpg
    oh yeah, the oldest minger in the book
    I like bikes and stuff
  • I don't mind the Orange Five, This 0on the other hand:

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    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • mellex
    mellex Posts: 214
    pbpic2111222.jpg

    TANK!!

    No idea if it's actually 'Any Good' but it doesn't look like it'll break anytime soon...
  • Lol.

    What are peoples opinions on this, I can't decide, definitly something funny about the front of the top tube:

    2009_intense_uzzi.jpg
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    i reckon a bikes paint job has a bearing on ugly ness

    for example cove hustler
    3129.jpg
    awesome

    not so awesome
    773.jpg
  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    Lol.

    What are peoples opinions on this, I can't decide, definitly something funny about the front of the top tube:

    2009_intense_uzzi.jpg

    I LOVE the look of that.
  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    mellex wrote:
    pbpic2111222.jpg

    TANK!!

    No idea if it's actually 'Any Good' but it doesn't look like it'll break anytime soon...

    I've just been sick into my mouth.....

    Still with 300mm forks, it's probably got more travel than a Tank!
  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    The old single pivot Cove's are super fugly, meant to be good though..

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    Pretty much ALL FS oranges are horrible looking too, and whilst I can't get on with them, they are good.

    1643.jpg

    And of course, not in any way good, this 'oorible lookin' BSO - My mate's Stealth Bandit

    Stealth_Bandit.JPG
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    mellex wrote:
    pbpic2111222.jpg

    TANK!!

    No idea if it's actually 'Any Good' but it doesn't look like it'll break anytime soon...
    ah yes, a bike from the days of 12 inches of travel, 60ft cliff drops, 50lb bikes, and a man called josh bender. those were the days.........
    seriously ugly bike tho, no matter how strong it was....
    I like bikes and stuff
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    i actually like orange fs bikes :oops: but they have to have coloured rims like that one

    Five-Pro_HP_PP_custom-0021.jpg

    orange_5_pro_002_Medium_.jpg
  • the coloured rims actually make them look like bso's
  • weird positioning of the seat tube makes these look hanging

    2009_commencal_meta_5_UK_LTD_XT.M.jpg
  • weird positioning of the seat tube makes these look hanging

    2009_commencal_meta_5_UK_LTD_XT.M.jpg

    I'm not a fan of those either really, mainly becuase of the white rims, I don't get the whole white rim thing.
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • That tank pic earlier reminded me of:

    honda-RN01.jpg
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • Five_s-000110.jpg
    oh yeah, the oldest minger in the book

    I like the look of the Fives from 2007 on, before that they were ugly though. Wouldn't matter to me though, as long as it's fast I don't care!

    An '06:

    Five-S-06-MY-6-000900.jpg

    Ugly...
  • When the car game gets in on the act:

    porsche-bike-fs-z.jpg
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • mellex
    mellex Posts: 214
    That tank pic earlier reminded me of:

    honda-RN01.jpg

    That was pretty nifty piece of kit though wasn't it?

    Is it true that only a handful were made for the race team and then when it disbanded they were all scrapped?
  • they were crushed...

    14 made IIRC
  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    There was a stolen one, missing the gearbox on the bay about a year back. But I think it got pulled.

    I'm not sure if it's ugly or beutiful.