Randy Dolphins

Chip \'oyler

Listening to George Lamb on 6music.

He's had a Marine expert on. Apparantly when a male dolphin is feeling a little horny and there are no females around - they'll use a whales blowhole instead :shock:

Pross

Is that the marine mammals equivalent of a vacuum cleaner hose then?

tebbit

Must be one brave bloody dolphin, or is it the seaborne equivalent of a jack russell on a leg?

Anonymous

Its the equivalent of beer goggles at the end of the night.

skyd0g

dmclite wrote:

Its the equivalent of beer goggles at the end of the night.

yep, sounds like he ended-up with the fat burd! :shock:

hopper1

Hmmmm.... I wonder where I can find a blow hole.....

Maybe make do with a slice of liver, trapped in my matress :shock:
Only got 12 more days, before I go home...

Chip \'oyler

tebbit wrote:

Must be one brave bloody dolphin, or is it the seaborne equivalent of a jack russell on a leg?

Perhaps the whale loves it too?

I've now got this sick vision of a humpback pleasuring 15 dolphins while a moray eel films it

CHRISNOIR

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Listening to George Lamb on 6music...

I may be in a very small minority here, and maybe it's because he's leaving the weekday slot but George Lamb really grew on me. When he first started I loathed the man but soon found myself laughing along. Now, no-one was more surprised about this than me - I slated him to f*ck at the start. He played some decent tunes as well.

Shabba! etc...

Anonymous

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Listening to George Lamb on 6music...

I may be in a very small minority here, and maybe it's because he's leaving the weekday slot but George Lamb really grew on me. When he first started I loathed the man but soon found myself laughing along. Now, no-one was more surprised about this than me - I slated him to f*ck at the start. He played some decent tunes as well.

Shabba! etc...

You are right, I think he talked too much when he first started but he is a grower. Not sure that sounds right. Never called anyone a grower before.

On a different note, but related, I watched "Starter for ten" with James McAvoy the other night. Lots of Cure tracks on there, but it was set in 1985/86 but they played the track "pictures of you" from 1989. Is this allowed ? It was in keeping with the tone of the film, I tried talking to Mrs dmc about this but she told me to bore off, which I concur with. maybe this should be on the mundane thread ? babbling nicely, smashing.

Aggieboy

Have dolphins got Welsh blood in them?

Chip \'oyler

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Listening to George Lamb on 6music...

I may be in a very small minority here, and maybe it's because he's leaving the weekday slot but George Lamb really grew on me. When he first started I loathed the man but soon found myself laughing along. Now, no-one was more surprised about this than me - I slated him to f*ck at the start. He played some decent tunes as well.

Shabba! etc...

We were spilt at work - half of us (myself included) really liked him, the others are still divided now.

His montages were childish but chuffin funny. And did you hear Olga, the Russian woman who reckoned she could do different accents? Fookin hilarious

jimmypippa

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cartoon/2009/nov/11/steve-bell-whale

thejesusandsedischain

my mate works in an A&E dept and a dolphin came in that was stuck in a minky whale,he said he was walking around the house naked and slipped down the stairs and landed in it.

deptfordmarmoset

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Listening to George Lamb on 6music.

He's had a Marine expert on. Apparantly when a male dolphin is feeling a little horny and there are no females around - they'll use a whales blowhole instead :shock:

Autumnwatch tonight had some footage of dolphins swimming under jellyfish and flipping them up in the air for fun. They're as daft as humans.

Chip \'oyler

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

my mate works in an A&E dept and a dolphin came in that was stuck in a minky whale,he said he was walking around the house naked and slipped down the stairs and landed in it.

Nah your telling porky's. you're getting mixed up with an episode of 'Casualty'. In fact the Dolphin was cleaning some windows on a precarious ladder. The Minky whale was on his way to work but reading a paper so wasn't looking what he was doing. You could see the accident coming a mile off.

turns out the dolphin had a very sad personal tale to tell and one of the nurses really bonded with him and cared. That was when I turned over cos there's no way that would happen in real life.

Pretre

Supposedly a really bad idea for women who are having thier period to go swimming with dolphins - dolphins have been known to get very "frisky"

Chip \'oyler

deptfordmarmoset wrote:

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Listening to George Lamb on 6music.

He's had a Marine expert on. Apparantly when a male dolphin is feeling a little horny and there are no females around - they'll use a whales blowhole instead :shock:

Autumnwatch tonight had some footage of dolphins swimming under jellyfish and flipping them up in the air for fun. They're as daft as humans.

Bloody hell them dolphins are right dirty buggas. Flipping jelly fish over to get some back door tentacle action!

What next? Wanking sea urchins off with sticks?

Chip \'oyler

Pretre wrote:

Supposedly a really bad idea for women who are having thier period to go swimming with dolphins - dolphins have been known to get very "frisky"

Are you not getting mixed up with sharks?

Le Commentateur

Now that's what I call a blow job!