What...

Andy

...would you do if I sang out of tune?

whyamihere

Shoot you in the face.

Alternative answer: What, again?

Andy

Wouldn't be the first time would it now Chris! :oops:

El Capitano

Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Hercule Q

oh dear :roll:

nicklouse

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song...

Anonymous

....ven drag u in2 a ditch n leav u wiv ur hed pointing bakwards.....

Anonymous

and I'll try not to sing out of key.

supersonic

I'd get some help from some mates.

Alex

I'll partake of some illegal substances, but only if my mates get the for me.

Anonymous

I'll try, but I'll need my mates to give me a hand.