Which one of you dated a stripper?

TheTalkingTurboTrainer
TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
edited November 2009 in The bottom bracket
About two years ago (or was it three?) someone on here managed to get somewhere with a stripper in a club. She gave him her number, they went on a few dates and it was going well. And then he blew it :shock:

Who was that again? Is he still around and is there anymore to the story that can now be added? club? girls name? Anything to amuse me after an arsey day that I'm having?
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  • tarquin_foxglove
    tarquin_foxglove Posts: 554
    Wasn't it Lester? IIRC he quit his job & earned money by making dolls furniture and paid for her to go to night classes.
  • alfablue
    alfablue Posts: 8,497
    tarquin_foxglove wrote:
    Wasn't it Lester? IIRC he quit his job & earned money by making dolls furniture and paid for her to go to night classes.
    :lol:
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    tarquin_foxglove wrote:
    Wasn't it Lester? IIRC he quit his job & earned money by making dolls furniture and paid for her to go to night classes.

    ARF!
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Well, just to cheer up your arsey day, I will give you what will probably be the biggest boast of my life.
    She wasn't a stripper, per say but was a showgirl that went topless.
    Pulled her in a bar in Montreal and we were an item for 6 weeks until she went back to Vegas.
    Yup, a true bonafide Vegas showgirl!
    Visited her there twice and saw her show, one at Harrah's and one at the Flamingo so it wasn't bull.

    I have not even got to the boast yet! :shock:

    She flew over to Edinburgh for a dirty weekend! 8) 8) 8) 8)

    I will die a happy man :D
    Thanks for the memories :wink:
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  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    Mid 90's my mate went ouut with a girl who worked in a massage parlour. Truth be told he would've tackled anything so her occupation made no difference to him. In fact he thought it was quite funny at the time.

    I had instructions to steer well clear of " The Lucille Situation" when I did his best man's speech.

    Everytime they got it on, he said it was like putting money in the bank! Apparently she was quite handy at it too. S'pose it's like packing crisps into boxes at the Walkers factory. Once you've done it a bit you get better at it, like any job!
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    When I was a young man 19-20yr old I was a bit of a dancer on the local club scene and there were these three stippers (rate fit birds) and they were well taken by my dancing prowess, and I enjoyed their company (socially only) on more than a few nights. Being the shy type that I was I never took advantage of the situation (much to my older brother's indignation).

    Thinking back, do I regret not taking up what was plainly on offer.....................what do you reckon. :roll:
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  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    My wife has been....................stripping... :shock: .................. the wall paper off on the landing....today :roll:
    bagpuss
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Haha I remember that guy! I wonder how he got on.
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  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    Frank the tank wrote:
    what do you reckon. :roll:


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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    I once took home Miss Wales, well she won Miss Wales a year later.
    I got her a job in nightclub, and on her first night they didn't pay her, so we shared a taxi.
    I paid, but never got a kiss...

    And, me and a mate were in the background of a Gentlemen's "limited edition" calendar in 1982, topless photos were taken in the Notts area in a pub.
    Unfortunately, my copy of the calendar got damp in my garage and was ruined. DOH!
  • Firecrakka
    Firecrakka Posts: 81
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.
    She had a pole set up in her lounge room.
    Strobe light, disco ball, smoke machine... the works.
    Gotta love a girl thats handy with a pole. Good times. :wink:
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    Splottboy wrote:
    my copy of the calendar got damp in my garage and was ruined. DOH!
    Too much information. Is that where the name Splottboy comes from?

    :wink:
  • TheTalkingTurboTrainer
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
    Frank the tank wrote:
    When I was a young man 19-20yr old I was a bit of a dancer on the local club scene and there were these three stippers (rate fit birds) and they were well taken by my dancing prowess, and I enjoyed their company (socially only) on more than a few nights. Being the shy type that I was I never took advantage of the situation (much to my older brother's indignation).

    Thinking back, do I regret not taking up what was plainly on offer.....................what do you reckon. :roll:

    I reckon you should take yourself into a corner and give yourself a damn good talking to AND a few upper cuts as well!

    That started off well and rapidly became very dull! :shock: Shame on you man. Shame shame SHAME!!
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  • Tonymufc
    Tonymufc Posts: 1,016
    I haven't been out with a stripper, but for the last 10 years I've had the pleasure of waking up next to a Greek Goddess. But she can strip though. :wink:
  • Puzzler
    Puzzler Posts: 73
    At 19yrs old, I met this girl in a pub who was blond, six foot tall, slim with huge breasts.

    After a couple of weeks of her showing me some things I never new existed in my bedroom at my parents house, she admitted that she'd been an escort for 6 months before we met :wink:

    Bloody hell, what that girl would do and do time and time again was unprintable :P
    Suffice to say, those 2 months with her were unforgettable and knackering.

    Looked her up on friends reunited a while ago and she's married with 3 kids now.
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    I once stripped a date :lol: Went on a few dinner dates with a lapdancer as friends but no horizontal dancing came of it but I have had her naked in my bedroom twice when she did a couple of private strip shows for friends in my flat.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Pick me - pick me. Opps, sorry. I thought you said who WANTS to date a stripper.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    redvee wrote:
    I once stripped a date :lol: Went on a few dinner dates with a lapdancer as friends but no horizontal dancing came of it but I have had her naked in my bedroom twice when she did a couple of private strip shows for friends in my flat.

    Isn't there an Art Brut song where he yells "I've seen her naked... TWICE!" ?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I married my childhood sweetheart... :oops:
  • pepelepew
    pepelepew Posts: 180
    Firecrakka wrote:
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.

    Seriously, they have a championship? Is it on Eurosport 2 or something?
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    pepelepew wrote:
    Firecrakka wrote:
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.

    Seriously, they have a championship? Is it on Eurosport 2 or something?

    Freeview 96.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    redvee wrote:
    pepelepew wrote:
    Firecrakka wrote:
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.

    Seriously, they have a championship? Is it on Eurosport 2 or something?

    Freeview 96.

    Tell me you had to research that answer....... :shock:
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    pedylan wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    pepelepew wrote:
    Firecrakka wrote:
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.

    Seriously, they have a championship? Is it on Eurosport 2 or something?

    Freeview 96.

    Tell me you had to research that answer....... :shock:

    Yes, went down the channels from BBC1 till I found one of many such channels, seems I was looking at the channel too early tonight. Apperntly it is best after 1am.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    redvee wrote:
    pepelepew wrote:
    Firecrakka wrote:
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.

    Seriously, they have a championship? Is it on Eurosport 2 or something?

    Freeview 96.

    Commonly known as wankovision. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Frank the tank wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    pepelepew wrote:
    Firecrakka wrote:
    Dated a two time national pole dancing champion for a lil while.

    Seriously, they have a championship? Is it on Eurosport 2 or something?

    Freeview 96.

    Commonly known as wankovision. :lol:

    Used to be Live TV was wankovision with topless darts and tiffanys big city tips. I only know this as a mate told me about it. Honest. :wink:

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