christmas presents

xstrathyx
xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
edited November 2009 in The Crudcatcher
Ok the missus is pulling my plunger

She wants Ugg boots (fair do's) so i was going to get them for her. She only goes and tells me she bought a new paid on fleabay the other night.

Granted i am going to pay for them, but i dont have any idea what else to get her. She is wanting some perfume also. Knowing my luck i'l go and get it and she'll have already go it without telling me

I swear to god..........if murder was legal.

She asked me what i want.....for once i don't actually have a clue. i am guessing a Zesty 314 is out of the question....? :D

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Hmm, I think Mrs C will be getting a puppy for Christmas. Personally, I'd rather have turkey, but meh, it's her choice...
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    mine wants a £50 purse :shock: but i suppose she is buying me an ipod

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Hmm, I think Mrs C will be getting a puppy for Christmas. Personally, I'd rather have turkey, but meh, it's her choice...

    she is trying all the Meats.

    first Hamster and now...
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  • xSTRATHYx wrote:
    She asked me what i want.....for once i don't actually have a clue. i am guessing a Zesty 314 is out of the question....? :D

    Every year I struggle with that question. People ask, and then watch with disbelief as I think about it, then they say "there must be something!" to which I reply "Yes, but if you're not prepared to pay at least £500, then you probably don't want to know!" :lol:
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Mrs CWNT just agreed to buy me a Surly Pugsley frameset for Christmas. Brucey Bonus! gonna get my WIP underway.

    In return though, she wants some kind of obscenely priced mobile phone. There's always a catch with these women. :roll:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i tend to be difficult to buy for cause i tend to buy whatever i want, whenever i want it.

    however, my bird is buying me a thomson post and stem this time round which is very coolio. im buying here summat from links of london apparently!
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    my missus want a bike and a phone and an mp3 player.

    bugger is its her birthday on 1st January too, so this time of year usually costs me a fortune.

    looks like this year is set to be no different. :(
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

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  • mmm, that reminds me, might ask for some new bars for the Wolf...perhaps some nice orange race face atlas, or maybe grey Sunline ones...that would be cool.
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  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    Mine missus is buying me a PS3 :D No iea what she wants :roll:
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  • colintrav
    colintrav Posts: 1,074
    xSTRATHYx wrote:
    Ok the missus is pulling my plunger

    She wants Ugg boots (fair do's) so i was going to get them for her. She only goes and tells me she bought a new paid on fleabay the other night.

    Granted i am going to pay for them, but i dont have any idea what else to get her. She is wanting some perfume also. Knowing my luck i'l go and get it and she'll have already go it without telling me

    I swear to god..........if murder was legal.

    She asked me what i want.....for once i don't actually have a clue. i am guessing a Zesty 314 is out of the question....? :D


    Boabie Aerobic's works all the time for a lass YKTS
  • colintrav
    colintrav Posts: 1,074
    Mrs CWNT just agreed to buy me a Surly Pugsley frameset for Christmas. Brucey Bonus! gonna get my WIP underway.

    In return though, she wants some kind of obscenely priced mobile phone. There's always a catch with these women. :roll:


    No Pressie no playtime simple as that AND she is blackmailing you for that reason
  • colintrav
    colintrav Posts: 1,074
    Hmm, I think Mrs C will be getting a puppy for Christmas. Personally, I'd rather have turkey, but meh, it's her choice...


    Do not get her a puppy would be a very foolish mistake for the dog in general

    because paris can carry her dog around in her hand bag ..

    Puppys aren't fashion accessories .
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    colintrav wrote:
    Do not get her a puppy would be a very foolish mistake for the dog in general

    because paris can carry her dog around in her hand bag ..

    Puppys aren't fashion accessories .

    Not sure how to take this post, to laugh or be very worried... :?

    I just keep buying bike related stuff for me and the OH and every time I do we say "early Christmas present" so I guess on Christmas morning we ill just have to go our and ride instead of opening pressies... :shock:
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    colintrav wrote:
    Hmm, I think Mrs C will be getting a puppy for Christmas. Personally, I'd rather have turkey, but meh, it's her choice...


    Do not get her a puppy would be a very foolish mistake for the dog in general

    because paris can carry her dog around in her hand bag ..

    Puppys aren't fashion accessories .
    I can't say for certain, but I'm fairly sure Mrs. C doesn't want a puppy as a fashion accessory...
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    +1

    but i dont have a girlfriend to buy it for me. i will get one this week though with my paper round money :lol:
    damn its gunna be hard finding one on ebay. :lol:
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    whyamihere wrote:
    colintrav wrote:
    Hmm, I think Mrs C will be getting a puppy for Christmas. Personally, I'd rather have turkey, but meh, it's her choice...


    Do not get her a puppy would be a very foolish mistake for the dog in general

    because paris can carry her dog around in her hand bag ..

    Puppys aren't fashion accessories .
    I can't say for certain, but I'm fairly sure Mrs. C doesn't want a puppy as a fashion accessory...

    It's for Stu really! He is gonna fix a basket to his bike and take the dog around with him ;)
  • The girlFIEND got a surprise long weekend in Oslo for her Christmas a couple of years ago.
    What I didn't tell her was that it was simply the cheapest place to fly to on the RyanAir website.

    How we laughed when we found out that Oslo was officially the most expensive city in the world at the time we were there :lol:


    "Joe . . ." I hear you cry, "just how expensive was it?"
    Try £8.50 for a pint of lager, try over £65 for two pizzas, a Bud and a glass of red wine, try £4.50 for a bag of Walkers 'Cheese 'n' Fuc*ing Onion'!! :evil:

    That plan backfired on me bigtime.
    This year she's getting bloody trainers.
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    nicely put :lol:
  • thinking of getting the wife either a DS or the new super mario for the Wii. my usual fallback for gift giving is whisky but can't really keep doing that with the wife (especially when it's only really me in the house that drinks it)
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  • How we laughed when we found out that Oslo was officially the most expensive city in the world at the time we were there :lol:


    "Joe . . ." I hear you cry, "just how expensive was it?"
    Try £8.50 for a pint of lager, try over £65 for two pizzas, a Bud and a glass of red wine, try £4.50 for a bag of Walkers 'Cheese 'n' Fuc*ing Onion'!! :evil:
    Uh-oh.... :shock:

    So, I'm officially bankrupt then... I'm only going away for 5 WEEKS to Norway... Damn. Chaz is gonna be one ''living-out-of-his-overdraft'' mother fcuker...!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Take the Visa card.
    Take Fort Knox's gold supplies, more like it!

    I hope you weren't serious about a £65 pizza.... Although, I know about the £10 pints, so it's not a mad stretch of the imagination.

    Dammit! :lol:
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  • No, it's true. It's so expensive that it's actually funny. You'll be amazed.
  • No, it's true. It's so expensive that it's actually funny. You'll be amazed.
    I have to admit, Mr Pineapples (sorry, sounds more orginal than Joe) that is one thing I never would have expected to hear from anyone... And it certainly WON'T be funny. I earn a reasonable wage, but NO-WHERE NEAR ENOUGH to spunk £65+ on a friggin' pizza...!!!

    Just aswell the skiing team I'm out with plan to take as much food as possible in the minibus over to Norway! (And I have the joys of driving ALL THE WAY, on my own. Grrr....)

    So hopefully I can opt out of the 'diamond topping' (surely it MUST be for that price!) pizza's... Hopefully... :?
    Boo-yah mofo
    Sick to the power of rad
    Fix it 'till it's broke
  • Don't get me wrong, I loved the place. The fjord was frozen over and everything was absolutely beautiful, but we just had to grin and bear it where cash was concerned.
    Two meals (starters, steak + chips for me, can't remember what she had and deserts) 2 pints and a large red wine in TGI Fridays = £85.
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    bigchazrocks if your in the forces all the stuff on base is a hell of alot cheaper

    pinkbike
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