Bit naughty, but funny
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Made me laugh anyway.
This afternoon, near home after a 25 mile ride, I came round a bend to see 2 teenage lads on bikes about 1/4 mile in front of me. One spotted me immediately, spoke to his mate, and they obviously decided to give me a race - they started peddling faster, heads down. I caught them quickly, paused behind them, took my water bottle out and sat up. I made sure I took 2 big swigs of water as I passed, then head down I zoomed away.
Good lads, they didn't even call me names.
Before I get flamed, remember they started it! Anyway the jokes on me long term - 5 years time I'll be older and fatter, they'll be skinny and stronger, and I'll be the one left behind.
This afternoon, near home after a 25 mile ride, I came round a bend to see 2 teenage lads on bikes about 1/4 mile in front of me. One spotted me immediately, spoke to his mate, and they obviously decided to give me a race - they started peddling faster, heads down. I caught them quickly, paused behind them, took my water bottle out and sat up. I made sure I took 2 big swigs of water as I passed, then head down I zoomed away.
Good lads, they didn't even call me names.
Before I get flamed, remember they started it! Anyway the jokes on me long term - 5 years time I'll be older and fatter, they'll be skinny and stronger, and I'll be the one left behind.
I should get out more (on the bike)
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Always feels good to crush someone(doesn't happen to me often), no matter how useless they look 8)winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg0 -
I can't believe you didn't squirt them with your water bottle. Now that would have been funny!0
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Arh, now just as you past them you should have taken your hands off the handlebars, zipped up a ...zip, looked up at the sky and said...."God, I hate hangovers, they make me feel so lazy and tired!" Then zonked them with a fast burst!CAAD9
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