Strictly Come Dancing
tyskie
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Ola's wearing far too many clothes. :shock:
................and I wish I had legs like Jade. And Alesha - what a waste of comment.
Who else is watching it?
................and I wish I had legs like Jade. And Alesha - what a waste of comment.
Who else is watching it?
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Sadly I am.
I wish someone would beat Alisha Dixon to death using Bruce Forsyth's limbs. W@nkers.0 -
Ooooh..... Jade.........................
Enough to make me forget about Stacey on X Factor! :oops:Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
Aye - bit sad now that Flavia's out now, though.
Oh - are we supposed to be watching the celebs ?0 -
I dont like strictly come dancing, I like the X Factor though, one weekend my flatmate came into my room and insisted I watch stricly come dancing, so there I was sitting for 2 hours watching this boring show, worst and slowest 2 hours of my life.0
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freehub wrote:I dont like strictly come dancing, I like the X Factor though, one weekend my flatmate came into my room and insisted I watch stricly come dancing, so there I was sitting for 2 hours watching this boring show, worst and slowest 2 hours of my life.
She said "Let's watch Strictly"
She meant "I want to jump your bones"
And instead, you actually watched Strictly.
Women speak in code, young Will - learn it and you'll discover a new realm of pleasure hitherto unknown to your loins. It only works like this for a few more years, by the way - then you get married and it all goes wrong.Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
Has anyone done a joke about come dancing yet?Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs0
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Yes....................
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only on the second date.....'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.0 -
sloboy wrote:Aye - bit sad now that Flavia's out now, though.
Oh - are we supposed to be watching the celebs ?
All those gorgeous women dancers and you're missing the ugly one! :shock:
Ola has to stay in as we've lost Kristina and Lilia. The new red headed Russian? looked dirty too!!0 -
Flavia is lovely.0
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Apart from the bit between her chin and her eyes
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....and the Beeb wonder why they can't get a decent audience on a Saturday night.
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I 'heart' strictly.
Jade to Win - she's awesome, and she has the best eye shadow/smile/legs/arms ever.
I'm also strangely taken with the canadian girl that that cricket bloke is dancing with - and of course mr Ricky Whittle.
Also I can't be the only one who hopes that SCD is still going stong when cav retires, so he can sweep to victory - can I?blog: bellevedere0 -
dmclite wrote:Pross wrote:Apart from the bit between her chin and her eyes
Get your guide dog to let you know how foxy she is.
I'm not saying I wouldn't - fantastic body and seems a nice girl
Give me Ola as a first choice though and I'll work my way down to her
Fantastic Saturday night viewing - Mrs. Pross goes on about the lovely dresses and fancy footwork and I'm obviously just watching because she does.0 -
Pross wrote:dmclite wrote:Pross wrote:Apart from the bit between her chin and her eyes
Get your guide dog to let you know how foxy she is.
I'm not saying I wouldn't - fantastic body and seems a nice girl Give me Ola as a first choice though and I'll work my way down to her
Fantastic Saturday night viewing - Mrs. Pross goes on about the lovely dresses and fancy footwork and I'm obviously just watching because she does.
It's the baywatch of the 21st century. Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Flavia is GORGEOUS!!! :P
Shame she had to dance with that twat :shock:0 -
+ for Flavia!
Though Ola wouldn't get kicked out...
Gentlemen, I think this thread could rival the 'Girls in lycra shorts' thread, someone post some pics!!!! 0 -
Ieuanllan wrote:+ for Flavia!
Though Ola wouldn't get kicked out...
Gentlemen, I think this thread could rival the 'Girls in lycra shorts' thread, someone post some pics!!!!
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It is a shame that Flavia had to dance with that muppet! He was on a massive self pity trip. Got to be Erin Boag and Tuffers, she has one stunning physique!0
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and there was me thinking this was a thread about a teatime TV show.
oh well if it's like that...
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NWLondoner wrote:Ieuanllan wrote:+ for Flavia!
Though Ola wouldn't get kicked out...
Gentlemen, I think this thread could rival the 'Girls in lycra shorts' thread, someone post some pics!!!!
No work for me today - will just be gazing at that pic 0 -
Why has nobody mentioned Ricky's partner Natalie Lowe? OMG! :shock:
and the one Tuffer's is dancing with too!
I am struggling to work out my order of preference*. I think it's this:
Natalie
Ola
Canadian girl
Marilyn Monroe Lookalike Russian who danced with rythmless Joe Calzaghe
Flavia
* I would of course not reject any of them and would happily offer to take care of them at the same time.
** Any of the other female pros would prob get a look in too. Let's face it, their bodies are amazing.
Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]0 -
Flavia was wearing far too many clothes this year.
that new russian lass was spectacular.0 -
TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:Why has nobody mentioned Ricky's partner Natalie Lowe? OMG! :shock:
and the one Tuffer's is dancing with too!
I am struggling to work out my order of preference*. I think it's this:
Natalie
Ola
Canadian girl
Marilyn Monroe Lookalike Russian who danced with rythmless Joe Calzaghe
Flavia
* I would of course not reject any of them and would happily offer to take care of them at the same time.
** Any of the other female pros would prob get a look in too. Let's face it, their bodies are amazing.
...what - Cassidy :shock:0 -
camerone wrote:TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:Why has nobody mentioned Ricky's partner Natalie Lowe? OMG! :shock:
and the one Tuffer's is dancing with too!
I am struggling to work out my order of preference*. I think it's this:
Natalie
Ola
Canadian girl
Marilyn Monroe Lookalike Russian who danced with rythmless Joe Calzaghe
Flavia
* I would of course not reject any of them and would happily offer to take care of them at the same time.
** Any of the other female pros would prob get a look in too. Let's face it, their bodies are amazing.
...what - Cassidy :shock:
Huh? LOWE! Natalie LOWE.
As I said in the first line!
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for reference:
Natalie Lowe
Natalie Cassidy
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Lilia used to be my favourite but she seems to have been on the same diet as me the last year or so.
Ola
Kristina
Katya / Natalie - they look so much alike can't decide
Lilia
Erin
Aliona (dirty looking red headed Russian new girl)
Flavia
Not that I've given it any thought Wonder where I come on their lists 0
