Inner Peace...

an_original_name

my girlfriend showed me this and it made me chuckle quite alot.

some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you've started.

i looked around the house to see things i'd started but hadn't finished, and before i left the house this morning, i finished off a bottle of merlot, a bottle of shhardonay a bodle of baileys, a butle of vocka, a package of pringlies, the mainder of pack of paramol and valum scriptions, the res of chesescake ana box a choclets. yu haf no idea how frkin gd i fel!

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