Funny Old World...

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'It is perfectly possible for the Devil to have carnal intercourse with a man's wife,' religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan told a Syariah Court in Malaysia, 'because the Devil can make himself appear to look just like the husband. In this case, the husband has been regularly asking his wife for sex more than ten times a day, which suggests to me that he must be friendly with evil forces, and practising black magic. It is considered normal for a man to want sex two or three times a day, but when the wife is asked more frequently than that, then it is probably not the husband who is asking, but the Devil.'

Hasan was speaking during a hearing in the Syariah Court (a Malaysian court that operates under Shariah law), in which a wife was seeking a fasakh (divorce) due to her husband's unusual sex drive.

'It all started when he had sex with her seventeen times on their wedding night,' the wife's representative Nazri Md Isa told the court. 'The wife did not suspect anything at the time, because she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband. But when the situation persisted, day after day, she told her mother, who also thought it was strange. When the wife's family came to her house to investigate one morning, they found two men hiding in the bathroom, both of whom looked exactly like the husband. Which struck them as odd, because the family had seen the husband leaving for work earlier that morning.'


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jrduquemin

WTF??? All that for a divorce? The man could claim his wife isn't doing her duty by servicing him and have her stoned to death instead...

Would be cheaper than a divorce ;-)

Wooliferkins

All with curly hair and shell suits? Eh, Eh, Eh, calm down calm down....