Wayne Rooney - baby name.........

Snelly

Well, here we have yet further proof that you can take the boy out of Toxteth but you can never take Toxteth out of the boy.

Wayne and Colleen have gone for the utterly chav-tastic moniker of Kai Wayne Rooney for their new arrival. It beggars belief what some people see fit to saddle their offspring with. :roll:

Kai? WTF??? What is wrong with a decent British name FFS? John Rooney, Paul Rooney or George Rooney would be nice and allude to three famous Liverpudlians but no, Kai. Just beautiful....

MacAndCheese

Damn, I was hoping for Dwayne...

cat_with_no_tail

I think it's a nod to the Beckhams. They are trying to name it after where it was concieved, but being the dumb-ass shrek looking scouse mothafecker he is, they mis-spelled Kia.

Thank you, I'm here all week, try the steak.

Alex

What did you expect from a scouser who's never done anything other than push an inflatable ball around with his feet and has "Just Enough Education To Perform" tattooed across his body?

missmarple

Cat With No Tail wrote:

I think it's a nod to the Beckhams. They are trying to name it after where it was concieved, but being the dumb-ass shrek looking scouse mothafecker he is, they mis-spelled Kia.

Thank you, I'm here all week, try the steak.

Impressive, how much do you charge?

cat_with_no_tail

I'll take my fee in steak and ale. As much as I can eat/drink please.

"Will make mirth for food"

Alex

I'm free, but I don't do 'gritty'.

missmarple

Alex wrote:

I'm free, but I don't do 'gritty'.

Define 'gritty'.

Out of interest, is Rooney's baby black or asian or something? Kai seems like a rather oriental name. Kinda like a Thai bride.

Alex

I think Wayne would be most upset if it was...

stickygreen

what's wrong with kai?

drabfurs

My boy is called Noah....and if Im having another boy (find out tomorrow) I want to call him Jonah, but the Mrs says thats bad luck. How can a guy get eaten by a whale and survive be bad luck??? Im not religious by the way just like the names !!!

stickygreen

drabfurs wrote:

My boy is called Noah....and if Im having another boy (find out tomorrow) I want to call him Jonah, but the Mrs says thats bad luck. How can a guy get eaten by a whale and survive be bad luck??? Im not religious by the way just like the names !!!

They are both nice names,we have a boy due on the 8th december (not that iv'e ever met anyone who given birth on their due date)i liked jonah for ours but the missus wants to call him alfie.yes boss.

Snelly

stickygreen wrote:

what's wrong with kai?

What is wrong with it? I assume you are being sarcastic and this is a rhetorical question.

If not, then I think there is a great deal wrong with it starting with the fact that it sounds ridiculous. It is another example of two thick as sh1t nonentities giving their child a stupid exotic name that is usually drawn from their shallow, tiny pool of cultural consciousness. In this case, I would hazard a guess that like most parents who choose this name, they are naming the boy after a character in the Power Rangers. And this is in my view, quite stupid.

Still just my opinion and what do I know? I am just a sad old snob really!

Snelly

PS - Noah and Jonah and Alfie all strike me as very good names.

Anonymous

Had a kid called Kai in primary school with me. Nowt wrong with it.

stickygreen

My best mate is called kai he's 28 i thought it was quite a common name and had been around for an age. you want to talk stupid how about apple or peaches? don't get me wrong i love fruit. or what about katie price and p.andre their daughter is princess.

missmarple

stickygreen wrote:

My best mate is called kai he's 28 i thought it was quite a common name and had been around for an age. you want to talk stupid how about apple or peaches? don't get me wrong i love fruit. or what about katie price and p.andre their daughter is princess.

Isn't one of Michael Jackson's kids called 'Blanket' ?

schmako

I don't understand it, something must happen to rich retarded 'celebrities' when they have children, because every single name is terrible.

Anonymous

Had a hippe mate who called his daughter "Snowbird".
Which is weird, but also kind of endearing.

jay12

Schmako wrote:

rich retarded 'celebrities'

+1
that's exactly what i think of them

fitch28

my mother in law works in neonatal screening so sees the names (pre-registrar) of most of the babies born in scotland. some of my favourites have been

levi kidd
daisy garden
chlamydia (no kidding though i suspect someone must have eventually told the parents)
twins- dolce and gabbana

and my personal favourite versace mclatchie

:shock:

supersonic

In the USA, a couple named their child 'Anus'. Also is a Beard and who can forget Frank Zappa's kid?!

Anonymous

The only guy from ZZ Top who doesn't have a beard, is called "Beard"

I know of a kid who's an amazing musician, called Zoot!

fitch28

does anyone remember the article in the news a few months back about the baby names they banned in new zealand. one of them was tallulah does the hula from hawaii :shock:

There were worse ones too and im sure someone wanted to call their kid sex or sex machine or something :?

jay12

i'v heard of one which was Justin Case

Anonymous

I remember years ago on Big Breakfast, I think, they were discussing a book that had been released, which listed some of the stupidest names in Britain.
My favourite that they mentioned was "Dwayne Pipe"

jay12

on you tube there is a prank where a guy says he lost his daughter in asda and says har names is Tes Coi-Scheaper and the lady makes the announcment

thekickingmule

jay12 wrote:

on you tube there is a prank where a guy says he lost his daughter in asda and says har names is Tes Coi-Scheaper and the lady makes the announcment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHaA8jNjxCo

supersonic

True story, Mr and Mrs Hoffman who live on our street very nearly named their child Jack.

JamesBrckmn

How about trollson

BlackSpur

thekickingmule wrote:

jay12 wrote:

on you tube there is a prank where a guy says he lost his daughter in asda and says har names is Tes Coi-Scheaper and the lady makes the announcment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHaA8jNjxCo

:')