Profound observations thread

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  • 2Phat4Rapha
    2Phat4Rapha Posts: 238
    You only love twice

    The first, the last.
    I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
    http://www.dalynchi.com
  • Mothyman
    Mothyman Posts: 655
    2Phat4Rapha wrote:
    You only love twice

    The first, the last.


    ...well I've been on the first for 23years.....
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Mothyman wrote:
    2Phat4Rapha wrote:
    You only love twice

    The first, the last.


    ...well I've been on the first for 23years.....

    Great stamina, there. You might want to consider a change of position some time though. Make it a Christmas to remember.
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  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    Every hole is a goal.
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    edited March 2010
  • LingfieldXC
    LingfieldXC Posts: 134
    'timing is everything' is such a cliche, but if you had said it 10 mins before the first guy to say it....
    Your'e never alone with schizophrenia.
  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    I'm working till 10 tonight. Time, however, is relative...
  • APIII
    APIII Posts: 2,010
    Vélo is an anagram of love.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    This thread has caused me to realize that I am more mundane than profound. Is that
    profound or only mundane?????
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Vélo is actually an anagram of lové which means ''curled up.'' So if you wake up to find yourself all lové it might mean you've woken up hugging your bike. Oh well, at least you got your leg over :lol:
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  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    tea cakes are the best!
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    C'est la vie.

    Or as they say in France, "that's life"
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    dmclite wrote:
    Sex is violence.

    Good sex is violence :twisted:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    If a person tries to fail but succeeds, which has he done?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    dmclite wrote:
    SteppenHerring wrote:
    The Joy Division track Atmosphere is better than the Russ Abbot cover version.

    You just made my night. :D

    I now have a mental image akin to those "Well, I bought a lovely record this week...." skits on Harry Hill's Channel 4 show, involving Russ Abbott covering Love Will Tear Us Apart.

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    edited March 2010
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    andy162 wrote:
    Why is having a w@nk always the best idea in the world until the exact second it's over?
    The correct medical term for that particular moment in time is "the cumdown".
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    tea cakes are the best!

    ...the best at what?
    Cycling weakly
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    skyd0g wrote:
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    tea cakes are the best!

    ...the best at what?

    Everything, they're just amazing!
  • skellator3
    skellator3 Posts: 200
    your only gay if you receive
    dont only ride a bike
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    I'm not a PC and Windows 7 wasn't my idea.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Sparklehorse
    Sparklehorse Posts: 126
    You can tell a lot about a person by what they are like.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    I was born yesterday once.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Stay off the night bus.
  • 1footedninja
    1footedninja Posts: 269
    Inability to accept the mystic experience is more than an intellectual handicap. Lack of awareness of the basic unity of organism and environment is a serious and dangerous hallucination. For in a civilization equipped with immense technological power, the sense of alienation between man and nature leads to the use of technology in a hostile spirit---to the "conquest" of nature instead of intelligent co-operation with nature. Alan Watts
    'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
    Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.
  • Mettan
    Mettan Posts: 2,103
    If there's no movement..........there's no Time.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    1footedninja wrote:
    Inability to accept the mystic experience is more than an intellectual handicap. Lack of awareness of the basic unity of organism and environment is a serious and dangerous hallucination. For in a civilization equipped with immense technological power, the sense of alienation between man and nature leads to the use of technology in a hostile spirit---to the "conquest" of nature instead of intelligent co-operation with nature. Alan Watts

    I think that's why I don't listen to music when I cycle: I like to hear the birds. But Mr Watts might be talking about a more abstract, idealised conception of nature so I can't be entirely sure.
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  • Mothyman
    Mothyman Posts: 655
    ...'tis a far greater ride I did today, than I have ever done.....
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The only way ISN'T up, despite what Yazz thought. Stupid cow.
  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    Boredom is an anagram of Bedroom.

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