Mundane Observations Thread

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  • Hand dryers with a set time always run out just as your hands are almost dry.

    Oh, well bumped!

    The best way of using a Dyson airblade dryer is to use a piston motion, one hand down as the other comes up. That way it doesn't switch itself off as it does at the top of the conventional parallel-handed cycle. Ear plugs are recommended though.
  • Hand dryers with a set time always run out just as your hands are almost dry.

    Oh, well bumped!

    The best way of using a Dyson airblade dryer is to use a piston motion, one hand down as the other comes up. That way it doesn't switch itself off as it does at the top of the conventional parallel-handed cycle. Ear plugs are recommended though.

    The noise they make is incredible, I suspect if a piece of equipment in someone's workplace was as noisy they'd have to wear ear defenders under H&S rules.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Being at work is rubbish. Being on holiday is boring.


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • I need a haircut.
  • b16 b3n
    b16 b3n Posts: 301
    Its raining outside
    " GET BACK CROC "
  • When there's a knock at the door, why do dogs always think it's for them?
    And dogs also never like people blowing on their ears, yet they happily stick their heads out of moving cars...
    "That doesn't look like a foot"......thought the sock.
  • I have loads of 6mm and 4mm Allen keys, but only one 5mm. How irritating.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    why is the fluff in my belly button blue, when i haven't been wearing a blue t-shirt?
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • My Iphone screen gets really dirty, finger prints and smudges. Makes me sad.
  • rc856
    rc856 Posts: 1,144
    I need a haircut.

    I had my haircut today.
    Grade 1 back and sides but only 3 or 4mm off the top.

    Only costs £5.50 but I gave them £10 as its Christmas.
    Got a Quality St chocolate so it was worth it.
  • My plastic drain-pipes have been bleached by the sun; gutters and fascia boards are fine though
  • If you rotate the pipes the sun-bleached side can be hidden and they will all match for a little while longer :)
    The older I get the faster I was
  • Thanks for the tip Stone Glider, but I tried that when I had nothing else better to do a few weeks ago; they refused to budge.

    Decided to do something useful instead, so I trawled through the girls in knitwear thread for a few hours.....
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Only two days to go !!!
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    I see that cav bloke won an award tonight.
  • I've had my Technics CD player for 22 years and it still works.
  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen is fairly amusing.
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  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    I'm going to need to get my shoes re-soled again because all the wet weather has knacked the leather :(

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    The kids round here are scrotes

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • Whenever a male and female go cycling together, the male is always at the front.
    The same is true of ducks.
  • Alain Quay wrote:
    Whenever a male and female go cycling together, the male is always at the front.
    The same is true of ducks.

    I will have to take your word for it as I have never seen ducks cycling. :?
  • Oh well, I guess the breast implant industry was bound to go tits up sometime.
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    The FT wasn't particularly interesting today...

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    And I wish my wife wouldn't wash my cycling shorts with my Merino tops :(

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • trooperk
    trooperk Posts: 189
    Instead of saying my mobile, Apple owners always say iphone, that makes me mad.
    Specialized-The clitoris of bikes.
  • Orange's are a pain to peel
  • Which cruel barsteward put an 'S' in lisp?
    "That doesn't look like a foot"......thought the sock.
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    Have you noticed that, in all the ads for the (IMO crap) film Mama Mia, they don't show a clip of Pierce Brosnan singing (if it can be called that)?
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Bear Grylls... is Edward Gryllls.