Mundane Observations Thread

Anonymous

rake wrote:

and why did i want to know that?

Cos its mundane, doh.

Jay dubbleU

I just ate a mince pie

Porgy

dmclite wrote:

rake wrote:

and why did i want to know that?

Cos its mundane, doh.

I'm not sure rake's quite grasped what this thread is all about yet.

Runoutofgears

My Blackberry has died/gone to sleep/gone flat possibly

Porgy

There's a mince pie at home with my name on it - and the last of the cream is in the fridge.

That has my name on it too.


though not literally.


I mean neither the pie nor the cream literally has my name on it.


but I will be eating them when i get home.



Is that clear?

Runoutofgears

I've never written my name in the snow

skyd0g

I bought some mince pies the other day, in a rather pathetic attempt to enter into the Christmas spirit. I wanted some with icing sugar lightly dusted on top, but bought some mince pies that had a layer of icing on them by mistake. They weren't too bad though.

Porgy

The cream I have for putting on mince pies has Baileys in it.

It's very tastey, and very seasonal.

rake

im eating brussels pork and liver pate. washed down with a cup of tea. 2009 was a similar time scale to 2008.

Porgy

rake has just posted a truly mundane observation

Porgy

rake wrote:

2009 was a similar time scale to 2008.

:?

You've lost me now - is this to do with the pate or not?

rake

my most profound observation when contemplating the passing year. maybe the comfort of the pate.

Porgy

mine is - 'oh doesn't xmas come round quick these days?'

Stewie Griffin

I had a mince pie for breakfast followed by a Jordans red berries frusili bar.

rake

Porgy wrote:

mine is - 'oh doesn't xmas come round quick these days?'

i wonder when it will fall next year.

Porgy

that's not mundane that's just stoopid. :P

Stewie Griffin

I havent done any Christmas shopping yet.

Porgy

I've been going commando for two weeks now.

rake

judging by the news a lot people havent yet figured out that ice is slippery under a moving vehicle.

rake

Porgy wrote:

I've been going commando for two weeks now.

???????? naked. surely thats stupid this weather.

Porgy

Commando does not mean naked - it means no pants!!

I have a lot of natural heat in there already. I don;t need pants!!

nolf

This thread is getting dangerously interesting.

Although I have noticed that it is warmer inside than outside.

Porgy

it is certainly warm inside my trousers.

rake

Porgy wrote:

it is certainly warm inside my trousers.

some family members are getting together to have christmas dinner in two days.i think its turkey.

skyd0g

rake wrote:

Porgy wrote:

it is certainly warm inside my trousers.

some family members are getting together to have christmas dinner in two days.i think its turkey.

...that creates a frightening visual image, considering the friction that appears to be so far safely confined within Porgy's trousers. :shock:

Porgy

Oi! :evil: - trouser contents cooled down considerable when i was walking home from from Welling 2 hours ago.

skyd0g

Porgy wrote:

Oi! :evil: - trouser contents cooled down considerable when i was walking home from from Welling 2 hours ago.

...thanks for the update, but the less I know about the atmospheric conditions surrounding 'Farmer Jake and his two sprouts' the happier I will feel.

Porgy

skyd0g wrote:

'Farmer Jake and his two sprouts'

Never heard it called that before - is that a local colloquialism?

Porgy

Porgy wrote:

it is certainly warm inside my trousers.

I might put a Ginsters in there tomorrow morning - should be nicely cooked for lunch.

STEFANOS4784

It would seem that the stupidest threads last the longest.