For FourcrossJohn's sanity....

Anonymous

It recently occured to me that FourcrossJohn as he's known on this forum, needs... well... a little help.
See HERE for example.

So, what I'm proposing is that you all PM him links to the most hardcore ahem "Jazz" websites that you can think of.
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Hercule Q

small people

drabfurs

Straight or gay porn ?

xstrathyx

mcgee

what we talking here and what levels do we stoop to? lol

I am pretty sure fourcrossjohn needs something in his life to detract from posting threads on the crudcatcher (even if some of the threads are "random" at best)

can't be good for the young man, smashing the bejesus out of his lil man in his bedroom whilst laid up with an injury.

Thoughts...?

yeehaamcgee wrote:

It recently occured to me that FourcrossJohn as he's known on this forum, needs... well... a little help.
See HERE for example.

So, what I'm proposing is that you all PM him links to the most hardcore ahem "Jazz" websites that you can think of.
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MacAndCheese

I believe he's only 17(?) so would never venture on to 18+ websites.

Anonymous

what he needs are actual real life friends. he strikes me as the type of person who is so websters that the internet is his only friend.

Anonymous

MacAndCheese wrote:

I believe he's only 17(?) so would never venture on to 18+ websites.

Ah, good point
Ah well, maybe scrap the idea then.

fourcrossjohn

hercule sent me midget porn dammit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

Hercule Q

but we didn't hear from you for the rest of the night afterwards

fourcrossjohn

i only just got it this morning !!! i had some time over babestation then went to bed

Hercule Q

too much info there johnny booy

fourcrossjohn

drabfurs

Babestation.....might as well be watching Porkys

missmarple

sheepsteeth wrote:

what he needs are actual real life friends. he strikes me as the type of person who is so websters that the internet is his only friend.

Agreed. He is underage, no pleasure material for him. Speaking of pleasure material, has anyone ever encountered a porn storm whilst surfing through the portals of delight?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rn%20storm

drabfurs

Yep...many times in the past but not recently. Normally when you just hear your mrs coming in the front door and you have to try click off about a 100 porn pop ups before she gets to the living room

xstrathyx

AHHH is that what they call it.........!!!!!

After seeking legal advice/representation i will not comment any further on p*rn storms :oops:

missmarple wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

what he needs are actual real life friends. he strikes me as the type of person who is so websters that the internet is his only friend.

Agreed. He is underage, no pleasure material for him. Speaking of pleasure material, has anyone ever encountered a porn storm whilst surfing through the portals of delight?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rn%20storm

Hercule Q

missmarple wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

what he needs are actual real life friends. he strikes me as the type of person who is so websters that the internet is his only friend.

Agreed. He is underage, no pleasure material for him. Speaking of pleasure material, has anyone ever encountered a porn storm whilst surfing through the portals of delight?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rn%20storm

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