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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
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  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    symo wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    I hate that advert for the new TV Channel Viva. You know the one with the horse faced moron with the carigan saying "Up your Viva". How about I up his viva by smacking him squarely in a face with a spade to correct his dentistry?

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    Yep that's gotta be on top of my pet hate list of adverts too :evil:
    I'd like to "up his Viva with a good square kick in the b@:&^%ks
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  • Onan
    Onan Posts: 321
    I love charlie brooker. His opinions often mirror my own. Plus he's hilarious.

    Ugly old git though.
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Flasheart wrote:
    symo wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    I hate that advert for the new TV Channel Viva. You know the one with the horse faced moron with the carigan saying "Up your Viva". How about I up his viva by smacking him squarely in a face with a spade to correct his dentistry?

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    Yep that's gotta be on top of my pet hate list of adverts too :evil:
    I'd like to "up his Viva with a good square kick in the b@:&^%ks

    no - up YOUR Viva
    Up your Viva
    up ya Viva

    etc. ad nauseum
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 152
    nothing quite gets me as much as:

    "...I want to do a poo at Paul's!"

    well for starters I'm not sure how impressed Paul's mum is going to be about some spoilt, nasally over-sensitive little tw*t turning up just to have a dump in her toilet!
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  • Onan
    Onan Posts: 321
    Actually, I've done a poo at Pauls house, and I totally get it.
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493

    "...I want to do a poo at Paul's!"

    Yeah? Well f*ck off over there and don't bother coming back.....
  • kurako
    kurako Posts: 1,098
    Ok. Can't resist...

    I hate all those add with 'cute' kids in. Especially the ones that try to panic neurotic mothers into constantly bleaching every inch of their house just because there may be a few germs around :evil:
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  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Bikequin wrote:
    Theres plenty of fairly shocking Ads out at the moment:

    The Go Compare Adverts make me want to cut my ears off, but the worst is the new BMW advert about not creating cars but creating joy - makes me want to shove two fingers down my throat and vomit.

    The one about Ford Kinetic movement "every car is designed to look likes it moving even when its not" what utter guff!!

    However I must admit to having a guilty pleasure and thats enjoying the compare the meerkat/market adverts immensely.

    I completely agree on the BMW and Ford ads. I mentioned the Ford one before on here - car manufacturers seem to hve run out of ideas and simply lost the plot. :lol:

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