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finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited October 2009 in The bottom bracket
I gave some money to a wildlife charity the other day, because apparently animals in Africa need protecting.

So I turned on the television and saw them all eating each other. :roll:

What a con.

Comments

  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    Looks like they were lion to ya :wink: :roll:

    ..and worse still they take a pride in their actions....they are just Vultures
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    Savanna a laugh, innit?
    Cycling weakly
  • you must have been easy prey! its like all those people who know about the plight of the lesser spotted owl and don't give a hoot about it, But, back to the lions again, I did see a lion in a very stylish hat the other day - he was a dandy lion. And evil wildebeests are bad gnus.....
    'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
    Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.
  • Mothyman
    Mothyman Posts: 655
    ..eatin each other??...thats dreadfull.....now pass the mint sauce
  • those collectors were a bunch of cheetahs
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    I was in the Pet Shop the other day, and I had to decide between buying a Buffalo and Bison.

    So, I phoned the Mrs. She said "Get the Bison, 'cause you can't wash your face and hands in a Buffalo..."
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    Why mint sauce - where they on the lamb?
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
  • At the zoo where I sometimes work the lions have an old safari style landrover to play with. I occasionally tell young visitors that lions are really quite good drivers, so long as they stick to the mane road. Usually they don't laugh, strangely.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    They can run so fastcos they are wearing Reeboks............ :cry: