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Wood you believe it

Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
edited October 2009 in Commuting chat
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"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
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  • Clever PunClever Pun Posts: 6,778
    well you've bamboozled me
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  • UndercoverElephantUndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    You deserve a bit of stick for that pun, Wallace.
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  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Clever Pun wrote:
    well you've bamboozled me

    No, this would Bamboozle you: NewBamboo.png

    You were merely Stumped at the earlier one.....
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  • joec1joec1 Posts: 494
    talk about branching out....
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  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Hmmm... a knotty problem whether to fit leaf spring suspension or trunkate the saddle stem
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  • don_dondon_don Posts: 1,007
    Barking :shock:

    Wonder why the owner leaves it unlocked. That's at the root of the cycle theft problem.
  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    don_don wrote:
    Barking :shock:

    Wonder why the owner leaves it unlocked. That's at the root of the cycle theft problem.

    You should always plank your bike somewhere rowan'd the back. You willoways get someone after it if its a Poplar type. Don't spruce it up too much, after its gone you will just pine for it.

    I'll get me coat.... :shock:
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  • FeynmanCFeynmanC Posts: 649
    Acornier thread I've never seen. Stop larching about!
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  • mapleflotmapleflot Posts: 81
    I should leaf this alone. There's something crazy in the air termite.
  • biondinobiondino Posts: 5,990
    I'd be petrified to ride it.
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  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Oaky. I am off Fir some cummuting. I really thought this morning that I Woodland a couple of scalps, but alas, i failed to Conker.
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  • deptfordmarmosetdeptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    You lot are all barking mad.
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  • TommyEssTommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Wood yew lot please leaf it out?
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  • rakerake Posts: 3,204
    edited March 2010
  • Clever PunClever Pun Posts: 6,778
    rake wrote:
    thats an army issue camo bike. ray mears supplied them. :wink:

    yew really aren't getting this thread are you?
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  • FlasheartFlasheart Posts: 1,278
    That's it ..give him some stick :wink:
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  • -spider--spider- Posts: 2,548
    I just twigged it. What a sap!

    I pine for sensible threads.
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  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    I Bough before you all, but I Cedar is trouble ahead. Maybe I should just Log off Forest of the night.
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • OnanOnan Posts: 321
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say I really hate puns.

    Get it?
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  • gazmercergazmercer Posts: 12
    How many gears does it have ? Tree ?
  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    gazmercer wrote:
    How many gears does it have ? Tree ?

    Yew work it out for yourself....
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  • MonkeypumpMonkeypump Posts: 1,528
    Oakcome on, you couldn't possibly come up with acornier pun...
  • Oddjob62Oddjob62 Posts: 1,056
    Fir god's sake. I knew Ash-ouldn't have opened this thread.
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  • deptfordmarmosetdeptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    That bike might be quite poplar but I wouldn't go anywhere on it without wearing an elmet.
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  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Now I don't wanna Birch about Elmet wearers, or Palm you off, but for Fig's sake, some Beech on the way home last night jumped a red light. I Cedar up ahead, her name was Hazel.
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  • deptfordmarmosetdeptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    That Hazel's just plane stupid!
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  • MonkeyMonsterMonkeyMonster Posts: 4,628
    oakay oakay, just let this monkey puzzle out on how to spruce this willowed thread up. I'm getting syc and more of you bunch of birch's.
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  • Wallace1492Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Man-go and do somthing else, this thread has lost its mis-Teak.
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  • samtopesamtope Posts: 18
    I would'nt steal it even if I DID have sticky fingers.
  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I'm getting sycamore of these treesonous comments
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