Stav83's Yo' Mamma thread

cat_with_no_tail

Yo' Mamma is so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch.

Beardface

I like what you've done there with the title..

Yo mammas so fat, she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

cat_with_no_tail

Thought you'd appreciate that.

Yo mama is so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Beardface

(there isn't a vomiting emoticon...)

Yo sister is so ugly, she reminds me of your mum

xstrathyx

OMG thats just so gross.........!!!!!!!!!!1

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Thought you'd appreciate that.

Yo mama is so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

stuart_c-2

Yo Mamma so fat, if she gets mad at you it takes 2 buses and a train to get back on her good side.

welshkev

yo mammas so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.....

Hercule Q

yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach greenpeace turned up and tried pushing her back in the sea

DamianL

Your mother is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the mist" in her shower...

jay12

yo mama's so fat that she has to have custom clothes to fit her

mudsucker

yo mama's so fat that when she has a bath she fills it, then she puts the water in

Hercule Q

you mama's so fat that when she gets in the swimming pool the water gets out

MrChrisP

Yo mama's so fat when she hauls ass she has to take two trips! :P

Gazlar

yo mamma's so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil

lawman

yo mamma's so fat she wears an asteroid belt

Gazlar

yo mamma's so fat she got locked in tesco overnight and starved to death

lawman

yo mamma is so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity

DC01

Yo mammas so fat, cos each time she blows me she gets a biscuit.

lawman

yo mamma so fat she has tb ...... two bellys

sbonda

Your momma's so fat that when she stood on a scale it read
'To be continued....'

im first to die

yo mamma's so fat when she bends down her arse blocks out the sun

mudsucker

yo mama's so fat that if she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy

im first to die

yo mammas so old her fannys haunted

77ric

yo mamma's so fat and stupid she planted cherios in her back yard, thinking they were donut tree seeds.

fourcrossjohn

yo mamma's so fat not even benders bike can support her weight

BurtonM

Yo mamas so fat, that her picture fell off the wall
Yo mamas so fat, that when she stood on the scales, her phone number appeared

77ric

yo mamma's so fat grantways orange 5 cracked under her

missmarple

Your mother is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat in the street, someone yelled Taxi!

Joe_Pineapples

Yo momma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

nonnac85

Yo momma's so fat she gives "skintight" a new meaning.

MrChrisP

Yo mama's so fat her nickname is 'Dam!'