Bloody NHS.
Aggieboy
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Just phoned the NHS swineflu hotline. All I got was a load of crackling.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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Wouldn't give me the tablets. Prescription for oinkment instead.0
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Go the whole hog and trot round there.0
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Aye, it's a pig of a number to get through to.Det. Sgt. George Carter: Do you know what, Jack? You're full of sh!t.
Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I thought it was about time you made an intellectual contribution to this debate.
Det. Sgt. George Carter: Boll@cks.0 -
kin hell......................
Have I time warped back 5 months or so when ALL these hilarious "jokes" first appeared?0 -
davelakers wrote:kin hell......................
Have I time warped back 5 months or so when ALL these hilarious "jokes" first appeared?
You've got a bad case of déjà flu, there.0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:davelakers wrote:kin hell......................
Have I time warped back 5 months or so when ALL these hilarious "jokes" first appeared?
You've got a bad case of déjà flu, there.
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deptfordmarmoset wrote:davelakers wrote:kin hell......................
Have I time warped back 5 months or so when ALL these hilarious "jokes" first appeared?
You've got a bad case of déjà flu, there.
Chapeau
That post is a thing of beauty“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
+1, Only original one we're likely to see 8) winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg0 -
WheezyMcChubby wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:davelakers wrote:kin hell......................
Have I time warped back 5 months or so when ALL these hilarious "jokes" first appeared?
You've got a bad case of déjà flu, there.
Chapeau
That post is a thing of beauty
Really? I thought it was offal.
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