Sick bed tv ramblings.
Aggieboy
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Thoughts on 'daytime tv' after a week in my sick bed -
Penny Smith looks nothing like when I was standing next to her in M&S two weeks ago. She's still lovely though.
'Frasier' hasn't aged and is still as brilliantly scripted and funny as ever. Watched double episodes every day. Laughter is the best medicine.
How nobody has twated a bloke called Jeremy Kyle I'll never know. I'm thinking of posing as a fat, toothless, drug addicted, pregnant lesbian who's on benefits, so I can go on and do it myself. My blood pressure's gone up!
A woman called Carol McGiffin (Loose Women), is the most miserable, sour faced excuse for a woman I've ever seen. She's set me back a week!
Holly Willoughby (This Morning), who has previously passed under my radar, is a sexy and voluptuous vision of squidgeyness. She 'perked' me up!
Penny Smith looks nothing like when I was standing next to her in M&S two weeks ago. She's still lovely though.
'Frasier' hasn't aged and is still as brilliantly scripted and funny as ever. Watched double episodes every day. Laughter is the best medicine.
How nobody has twated a bloke called Jeremy Kyle I'll never know. I'm thinking of posing as a fat, toothless, drug addicted, pregnant lesbian who's on benefits, so I can go on and do it myself. My blood pressure's gone up!
A woman called Carol McGiffin (Loose Women), is the most miserable, sour faced excuse for a woman I've ever seen. She's set me back a week!
Holly Willoughby (This Morning), who has previously passed under my radar, is a sexy and voluptuous vision of squidgeyness. She 'perked' me up!
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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tell me when you kick the crap out of jeremy kyle :P
she is a very nice catch ain't she =pCoveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
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Holly Willoughby created some fuss when she was presenting Dancing On Ice last year for two things, B( Y )BIES
. Carol McGiffin has been sullied by Chris Evans :? Jeremy Kyle has big boys in the wings to protect him from the people on his show and can fully understand why the cr@p needs releasing from him with a few kicks. I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
can the sexy lady do the splits 8) if so please doso on me lolCoveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
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Is the watching of daytime TV prolonging your condition? Stop watching now, you'll feel better for it...0
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Holloby willoughby is wibbly wobbly.0
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Daytime telly is also punctuated by those marvellous ads encouraging us to rack up even more debt by taking out one of their unsecured personal loans. Either that or it's the ones telling you how much cash you can make by posting off your old gold jewellery - rumour has it that having seen these commercials, Alistair Darling aims to reduce the UK's national debt by having Ron Atkinson, Sir Jimmy Savile and Bobby George melted down and put in a Jiffy envelope.
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
Sir Jimmy Saville is not just a national treasure...
...he IS the national treasure! He carries the weight of the national gold reserve around with him. Cycling weakly0 -
DavidBelcher wrote:Daytime telly is also punctuated by those marvellous ads encouraging us to rack up even more debt by taking out one of their unsecured personal loans. Either that or it's the ones telling you how much cash you can make by posting off your old gold jewellery - rumour has it that having seen these commercials, Alistair Darling aims to reduce the UK's national debt by having Ron Atkinson, Sir Jimmy Savile and Bobby George melted down and put in a Jiffy envelope.
David
Shame his boss sold all the country's gold, (and us up the Swany) at a cheaper rate, years ago. He could have posted the lot in a giant Jiffy. Although with the state of the post office it would have either been nicked in transit or arrived just in time to be smelted down for the 2012 Olympic medals to be made."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Those gold adverts are utterly bizarre. Where did they all come from? One day there were none, the next day there are like 500 different companies all asking for chavs to post them their gold.
And why would anyone send away their gold without knowing how much they're gonna be given in return?! One of them says "if you get a better offer we'll guarantee to match it". HOW CAN I GET A BETTER OFFER IF YOU HAVE MY GOLD AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'RE OFFERING?!?
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I didn't think it possible, but Holly's just gone up even further in my estimation (and imagination!!).
SIZZLING Dancing On Ice maiden Holly Willoughby has admitted she loves wearing a new pair of high heels during sex.
Holly, married to TV executive Dan Baldwin, is desperate for her hubby to surprise her with a pair of stilettos on Valentines Day so she can wear them during romps.
And the busty blonde reckons she can't wear a pair of shoes outside unless they've been tried and tested in the bedroom.
The 27-year-old told Glamour mag: "I love wearing new shoes during sex and not just because its kinky.
"I'm not a foot fetishist or anything, and I do enjoy saucy games with my hubby but I have found the best way to break in new shoes is to wear them during sex.
"It's become a sort of rule whenever I get a new pair of shoes I always wear them in the bedroom before I take them outside.
"Every girl loves a new pair of six inch heels and I'm no different so we'll have to see if Dan gets me anything for Valentines."
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Aggieboy wrote:I didn't think it possible, but Holly's just gone up even further in my estimation (and imagination!!).
SIZZLING Dancing On Ice maiden Holly Willoughby has admitted she loves wearing a new pair of high heels during sex.
Holly, married to TV executive Dan Baldwin, is desperate for her hubby to surprise her with a pair of stilettos on Valentines Day so she can wear them during romps.
And the busty blonde reckons she can't wear a pair of shoes outside unless they've been tried and tested in the bedroom.
The 27-year-old told Glamour mag: "I love wearing new shoes during sex and not just because its kinky.
"I'm not a foot fetishist or anything, and I do enjoy saucy games with my hubby but I have found the best way to break in new shoes is to wear them during sex.
"It's become a sort of rule whenever I get a new pair of shoes I always wear them in the bedroom before I take them outside.
"Every girl loves a new pair of six inch heels and I'm no different so we'll have to see if Dan gets me anything for Valentines."
Gosh. :shock:0
