What would you like to take to the afterlife with you

finchy

Following on from the thread about religion, what single possession would you like to be buried with to take into the afterlife with you?

I'd take my guitar, because given eternity I might actually learn to play it properly.

ride_whenever

will there be places to ride in the afterlife?

STEFANOS4784

My life?........lol

finchy

ride_whenever wrote:

will there be places to ride in the afterlife?

Yeah, big mountains with rolling hills and long beautiful plains to cycle on. And no cars!

ride_whenever

bike then, or maybe a single scull with blades, it's a hard toss up...

markos1963

The t*at that knocks me off my bike.

STEFANOS4784

markos1963 wrote:

The t*at that knocks me off my bike.

So eternity of rage
:?

Lance Armstrong or Contador's legs?



(Not much use without a bike though )

markos1963

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

The t*at that knocks me off my bike.

So eternity of rage
:?

Lance Armstrong or Contador's legs?



(Not much use without a bike though )

So I can give him an eternal kicking

Crapaud

johnfinch wrote:

ride_whenever wrote:

will there be places to ride in the afterlife?

Yeah, big mountains with rolling hills and long beautiful plains to cycle on. And no cars!

Wouldn't your tyres melt?

Anonymous

An AK47.

When you have to absolutely, positively kill every motherf**ker in the room.

ride_whenever

dmclite wrote:

An AK47.

When you have to absolutely, positively kill every motherf**ker in the room.

you've seen the south park where satan kills saddam hussein and he keeps coming back...

guilliano

A copy of the bible, so I can have a quick study on my way to somewhere I never believed in til then

Firecrakka

Some apples for the worms.

mask of sanity

ride_whenever wrote:

dmclite wrote:

An AK47.

When you have to absolutely, positively kill every motherf**ker in the room.

you've seen the south park where satan kills saddam hussein and he keeps coming back...

I think he's seen Jackie Brown

Frank the tank

Don't believe in life after death, indeed, I sometimes wonder if there is one before death.

However IF there were to be one in the traditional understanding of heaven/hell I think in my case a FIRE EXTINGUISHER may come in handy.

Aggieboy

Anonymous

mask of sanity wrote:

ride_whenever wrote:

dmclite wrote:

An AK47.

When you have to absolutely, positively kill every motherf**ker in the room.

you've seen the south park where satan kills saddam hussein and he keeps coming back...

I think he's seen Jackie Brown

Absolutely goddam right.

Tempestas

My campervan so I can live every day like the weekend

Mark Alexander

dmclite wrote:

An AK47.

When you have to absolutely, positively kill every motherf**ker in the room.

Wouldn't bullets be useful to go with it? made of blamange perhaps

I'd go with Mum's home made Cheesecake

nipon

A large supply of viagra,cuz im going to hell where all the bad girls go. :twisted:

STEFANOS4784

Aggieboy wrote:

Wouldn't be long before th insessent(?-don't care) nagging started though

passout

If it was hell I'd quite like to take Parliament....but they'd have to be in a different part from me - the lower levels maybe?

Aggieboy

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

Wouldn't be long before th insessent(?-don't care) nagging started though

It's hard to talk with your face buried in a pillow!!

keef66

I don't believe in the afterlife, so as a favour to those I leave behind I'm compiling a list of those I'd want buried with me. At the moment I have Brian Sewell, Tim Westwood, Jeremy Clarkson, Chris Moyles, Arsene Wenger, various politicians, my immediate neighbours, and anyone connected with The X-Factor. They are going to require quite a large hole.

shouldbeinbed

Keef - thats quite a list - if I may be permitted to add Mick Hucknall, I think it's probably a good idea to start burying them now and save a bit of time later on.

I'm happy to volunteer to keep smacking their little fingers and heads with the shovel if they try to climb out.

as for my afterlife, I'd have to regress to 9 again and have my first drop bar 5 speed Puch bike (Gold with whitewall tyres, blue tape bar tape and decals) and heaven would be Cambridgeshire in the summer of 1977. A whole summer like the idyll films where you could ride on car free country roads for miles on end, its always sunny and every buxom farm wife along the way wants to ply you with scones and lemonade.

tlw1

a slide to get back with

Mithras

My sword, shield and a very large drinking horn. Everything else is provided for me!

giant_man

johnfinch wrote:

Following on from the thread about religion, what single possession would you like to be buried with to take into the afterlife with you?

I'd take my guitar, because given eternity I might actually learn to play it properly.

Load of bollo$ks!

whyamihere

Bike or guitar? Bike or guitar? Bike or guitar?

Nope, can't choose.

finchy

giant mancp wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

Following on from the thread about religion, what single possession would you like to be buried with to take into the afterlife with you?

I'd take my guitar, because given eternity I might actually learn to play it properly.

Load of bollo$ks!

:?

Eh?

fungus_the_muffin_man

An everlasting supply of bacon butties