What jez Smith did next

JezSmithAgain

So after riding with the Saturday group for a few weeks i joined the local club round here which is very cool as they have no commitee, the attitude being if you think something should be done, you let people know and go ahead and do it so a distinct lack of bullshit there and obviously a lot of very experainced riders some of whom have ridden the classics and know a thing or two about training, so I riding three times week with them at the moment until the sportive in November then a bit of a rest until after christmas and so on.
Everyone seems pretty cool multiple rides in the week, monthly club dinners no rule book with club records going back to 1927 and if someone looks like they might have potential to ride professionaly they get the support they need which all seems like it should be really.
More importantly noboby who goes psycotic if you take the piss out of them.

redddraggon

Aren't you the psychotic one?

STEFANOS4784

:? What was this? Musta missed something :? Welcome back mate, i love psycho's 8)

downfader

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

:? What was this? Musta missed something :? Welcome back mate, i love psycho's 8)

Last one gave you indegestion

STEFANOS4784

Must have ate it to fast

Anonymous

Welcome back, you have been missed.

Nuggs

It's an epic Groundhog Day-style fail...

Stewie Griffin

Oh well, Im sure his Mum loves him. Whether or not she will admit to that publicly no one knows yet.

Special K

:roll:

'kin 'ell mate, give it a rest

Harry B

JezSmithAgain wrote:

So after riding with the Saturday group for a few weeks i joined the local club round here which is very cool as they have no commitee, the attitude being if you think something should be done, you let people know and go ahead and do it so a distinct lack of bullshit there and obviously a lot of very experainced riders some of whom have ridden the classics and know a thing or two about training, so I riding three times week with them at the moment until the sportive in November then a bit of a rest until after christmas and so on.
Everyone seems pretty cool multiple rides in the week, monthly club dinners no rule book with club records going back to 1927 and if someone looks like they might have potential to ride professionaly they get the support they need which all seems like it should be really.
More importantly noboby who goes psycotic if you take the wee-wee out of them.

Why do you write in such long sentences?

softlad

Harry B wrote:

Why do you write in such long sentences?

because he's an idiot who doesn't know when to stop....

Red Rock

JezSmithAgain wrote:

So after riding with the Saturday group for a few weeks i joined the local club round here which is very cool as they have no commitee, the attitude being if you think something should be done, you let people know and go ahead and do it so a distinct lack of bullshit there and obviously a lot of very experainced riders some of whom have ridden the classics and know a thing or two about training, so I riding three times week with them at the moment until the sportive in November then a bit of a rest until after christmas and so on.
Everyone seems pretty cool multiple rides in the week, monthly club dinners no rule book with club records going back to 1927 and if someone looks like they might have potential to ride professionaly they get the support they need which all seems like it should be really.
More importantly noboby who goes psycotic if you take the wee-wee out of them.

Episode 1, series 2

jimycooper

no idea what this guy has said in the past, but sencond chances eh????

we should adopt the doping ban system, thats nice

freehub

What's wrong with the OP?

GraemeT

come on Jez, tell us some more...

Stewie Griffin

jimycooper wrote:

no idea what this guy has said in the past, but sencond chances eh????

we should adopt the doping ban system, thats nice

He has served a ban and we all have to welcome him back, Im still waiting to find out how he did in that race a few Months ago. Rumour was that he had his ar5e handed to him and got lapped

Nuggs

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Rumour was that he had his ar5e handed to him and got lapped

I so want that to be true.

Roscobob

freehub wrote:

What's wrong with the OP?

Think he's got previous, Will.

softlad

He normally just joins up, posts a load of shite telling everyone what a great rider he is and then never responds to any replies. Then he clears off for a few months, comes back and does the same thing again....and so on....

alan_sherman

And he has inconsistent logic. Fun to laugh at in a tragic way though.

Love the "no rule book with club records going back to 1927" paradox. Pure genious.

Stewie Griffin

Nuggs wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Rumour was that he had his ar5e handed to him and got lapped

I so want that to be true.

You made me look for it

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... highlight=

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... highlight=

Below is just part of a post from the 2nd link

Has anyone ever told you that not all attention is good? You are acting like an angst ridden teenager, you have problems and you want the whole world to know about them so you can get some sympathy. Unfortunately you are a complete and utter crackpot who is making a name for himself as a to$$er of the highest order.

You say Tom's training has been unfocussed yet he got his 2nd cat licence within months of first starting racing. What cat are you Jez? In fact what is the highest you have ever finished in a race?

You say talking about heartrates annoy you and has no relevance to training. So when the commentators on ITV4 talk about heartrates are they idiots as well?

I tell you what, why don't you stop being negative and say something positive for once. Please enlighten us all on how we should be training to achieve the heights of cycling success that you have reached? How do we train to crash out of a race on the first lap? How do we train to finish races a lap down? I would really like to know as you must be the font of all knowledge with the amount of bullsh!t that you come out with.