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44 percent of those questioned chose a bike ride as their activity of choice when attending that all-important first date with a prospective partner.
"yeah, took 'er to the glentress red. she turned up on a shopping bike. It didn't go too well"Everything in moderation ... except beer
Beer in moderation ... is a waste of beer
If riding an XC race bike is like touching the trail,
then riding a rigid singlespeed is like licking it
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What utter, utter crap.
Was it Vic Reeves who claimed that 73% of all statistics are made up?0 -
Stop ruining our delusion damn it! 0
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Utter b*ll*x 0
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We’re not sure how many women we know would like to get hot and sweaty on a first date
I know several :shock:0 -
When rating ‘typical male sporting pursuits’ in relation to attractiveness of prospective partners, cycling topped the list with 36 percent ahead of football (17 percent) and rugby (14 percent).
Which leaves 64 percent of women worrying their pretty little heads about finding half assembled bikes littering the living room floor, mud and grit in the carpet and a joint account enslaved to ChainWiggleMerlin.com.
One in three haven't realised this yet.0 -
I`m sure they appreciate us for our increased stamina and well developed thighs,not the habit of wearing lycra,discussing gear ratios and leaving oild bike bits in the kitchen sink.2006 Giant XTC
2010 Giant Defy Advanced
2016 Boardman Pro 29er
2016 Pinnacle Lithium 4
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neither of them are wearing a helmetFull Susser - GT I-Drive XCR 5
Hardtail - GT Aggressor XC 2
Road Bike - GT GTR Series 40 -
they wernt wearing a helmet we she was doing her biking with him either
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Im shocked no ones's brought up 'the local bike' joke yet, standards really are slippin here!! :P 0
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bomberesque wrote:44 percent of those questioned chose a bike ride as their activity of choice when attending that all-important first date with a prospective partner.
"yeah, took 'er to the glentress red. she turned up on a shopping bike. It didn't go too well"
LMFAO... Couldn't take my otherhalf anywhere on her rust bucket.... even offered to buy her new bike for xmas...0 -
is it safe to assume that no one on br has ever even kissed a girl, why does everyone get so excited wen the words girls and bikes are uttered in the same sentence? and the place goes mental and everyone behaves all suave when a female member pipes up.
my advice is this: stop looking on the net, stop riding your bikes, go out and have some sex, your life will be better, this is a fact.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:is it safe to assume that no one on br has ever even kissed a girl, why does everyone get so excited wen the words girls and bikes are uttered in the same sentence? and the place goes mental and everyone behaves all suave when a female member pipes up.
my advice is this: stop looking on the net, stop riding your bikes, go out and have some sex, your life will be better, this is a fact.
Top riposte, well done that man!! 0 -
Stav83 wrote:Care to point them in my direction?
What, Kelly Brook AND Boris Johnson? Er....2010 Lynskey R230
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dave_hill wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:is it safe to assume that no one on br has ever even kissed a girl, why does everyone get so excited wen the words girls and bikes are uttered in the same sentence? and the place goes mental and everyone behaves all suave when a female member pipes up.
my advice is this: stop looking on the net, stop riding your bikes, go out and have some sex, your life will be better, this is a fact.
Top riposte, well done that man!!
Ive been dying to get that off my chest, i feel alot better. 0 -
Off Kelly Brook's chest, mmmm, that would be good ;-)0
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my advice is this: stop looking on the net, stop riding your bikes, go out and have some sex, your life will be better, this is a fact.
Says the guy with 5000+ forum posts0 -
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2015 Specialized Roubaix Sport sl4
2014 Specialized Allez Sport0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:is it safe to assume that no one on br has ever even kissed a girl, why does everyone get so excited wen the words girls and bikes are uttered in the same sentence? and the place goes mental and everyone behaves all suave when a female member pipes up.
my advice is this: stop looking on the net, stop riding your bikes, go out and have some sex, your life will be better, this is a fact.
You're the one thats A) not getting any mate and
got over 5000+ posts.
I thank you. :twisted:0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:the place goes mental and everyone behaves all suave when a female member pipes up.
It's the same in every forum I've ever known http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... t=12613038Cat With No Tail wrote:Anyway, fk dis, I iz off 4 a ride innit. l8rz peepz0 -
I bike more cause I get less, called being married with a baby. got to have some exercise on a sunday morning!0
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So when will Kelly Brook be round to enjoy my hardtail?0
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missmarple wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:is it safe to assume that no one on br has ever even kissed a girl, why does everyone get so excited wen the words girls and bikes are uttered in the same sentence? and the place goes mental and everyone behaves all suave when a female member pipes up.
my advice is this: stop looking on the net, stop riding your bikes, go out and have some sex, your life will be better, this is a fact.
You're the one thats A) not getting any mate and got over 5000+ posts.
I thank you. :twisted:
even though i am married *i get plenty thanks, this is why i am qualified to pass this
observation.
* why do people seem to stop having sex once they're married? this hasnt been a problem for me so far. however my wife likes me and im quite the swordsman so i wonder if this is the difference0
