Show offs get comeuppance thread
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I love it when idiots get their comeuppance.. reminds me of two lads I knew as a kid.
I was about 14 and these two lads in my year had a bit of a set two (is that what they call it). One was adament that he was going to fight this lad and was not taking no for an answer. This lad calmly told him no, he wasnt interested and walked away. Next thing I know a crowd had formed around them and everyone went "Oooooo... ewwwww!!"
The calm lad came out of the crowd hopping with his shoe off. "Christ mate, did he hurt your foot?" He says no - "I have his nose on my shoe" I laugh thinking he's joking and he dissapears.
The other lad emerged from the crowd of kids and all the skin is off his nose! Blood all down his face and front and I suppose whats really left of the nose spread across his cheak. One of the other kids later told me aggro matey who wouldnt take no took a swing, laddy ducked and popped up with a roundhouse kick ending it in less than 2 seconds.Trned out he was a champion martial artist at 14! :shock:0 -
lmao yeah i watched this while eating my tea i was laughing so hard.NapoleonD wrote:militantmandy wrote:
Quality!Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
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Good vid, think the guy in the yellow top was trying to calm it though?
Chap with no top on got what he deserved though 8)
You must be a very bitter station sergeant Nappy-D lolwinter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
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pepelepew wrote:NapoleonD wrote:
Goodnight, Irene!
As they say in the states, what a douchebag. Awesome.
This makes me wince. Fully deserved though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEB74On ... re=related
Faker than Jordans t1ts
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STEFANOS4784 wrote:pepelepew wrote:NapoleonD wrote:
Goodnight, Irene!
As they say in the states, what a douchebag. Awesome.
This makes me wince. Fully deserved though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEB74On ... re=related
Faker than Jordans t1ts
Fake? It's from a film!0 -
Lol, sorry :oops: Love Davelakers and spiny_Normans. They were the 2 i had in mind for this thread. Here's an offereing ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaccNudrZLg
P.s i don't recognise that as a Karate move, anyone else? (Maybe a dodgy backfist(do they use those in Karate) just looks like a flail to me........)
P.p.s i also don't believe he "went out to stop the fight" seems to me he was just walking past :?winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
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Chavs, cars, x2 awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c211iMAQejk&NR=1
related to previous posters - thank you.0 -
STEFANOS4784 wrote:Lol, sorry :oops: Love Davelakers and spiny_Normans. They were the 2 i had in mind for this thread. Here's an offereing ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaccNudrZLg
P.s i don't recognise that as a Karate move, anyone else? (Maybe a dodgy backfist(do they use those in Karate) just looks like a flail to me........)
P.p.s i also don't believe he "went out to stop the fight" seems to me he was just walking past :?
I do and it is Shuto uke but in the video it was Shuto tsuki, which is a strike and nicely done too
Plus you see him look up at the camera after so he must have known it was there.0 -
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militantmandy wrote:
Trying not to laugh to much lol.
All his student were black belts, might as well taken up a dance class.0 -
I suppose he was deluded into thinking he was super hard by only ever spaeeing with folk who know when they're supposed to fall over!0
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Thanks to 636sean for sending me this link (no, he's not in it):
how this guy holds off for so long I'll never know!0 -
STEFANOS4784 wrote:Lol, sorry :oops: Love Davelakers and spiny_Normans. They were the 2 i had in mind for this thread. Here's an offereing ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaccNudrZLg
P.s i don't recognise that as a Karate move, anyone else? (Maybe a dodgy backfist(do they use those in Karate) just looks like a flail to me........)
P.p.s i also don't believe he "went out to stop the fight" seems to me he was just walking past :?
That clip is from a US show Worlds Wildest Police Videos iirc. It has Sherriff John somebodyorother from the car chase show doing the narration.
What happened is the geezer who decks the pimp was making instructional videos with the Police across the road and heard the ruckas. He got them to point the camera out the window whilst he intervened. The blow itself is on the ear, its a slap designed to pop the eardrum out, you can wreck someone's hearing doing it but its amazing in a self defence scenario as the perp will lose all sense of balance (inner ear fluid leaks out).
I also read somewhere that the Pimp lost a few teeth from when he went down face first in the tarmac (not sure if they show it here - this clip is all over youtube). Kind of think it served him right for hitting a lady.0 -
militantmandy wrote:
f'kin provincial yobbo scum"There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain gets in.
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin. " Spike Milligan0 -
downfader
I have to disagree with you on that one and say ( also after looking at the video again ), that I have it about right and he hits the guy across the neck which as you can see does the job.
What I showed in the video's in my link was how it might be practiced but what the pimp got was how it is done in the street.
Ps Have a look at it on about 42 seconds.0 -
fossyant wrote:Cool...
Anyone remember the american one where a guy with a gun starts waving it at some skater boys just minding their own business, then one of the skater lads takes him down.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgoeSyKgKiE 0 -
Sicknote wrote:downfader
I have to disagree with you on that one and say ( also after looking at the video again ), that I have it about right and he hits the guy across the neck which as you can see does the job.
What I showed in the video's in my link was how it might be practiced but what the pimp got was how it is done in the street.
Ps Have a look at it on about 42 seconds.
Afraid I disagree. On the original TV show and even on here it looks like he's attacked the ear. If he hit the guy in the neck he'd probably manage to stand back up, it shows classic inner-ear perforation... you dont get that from the neck at that force.0 -
Firecrakka wrote:fossyant wrote:Cool...
Anyone remember the american one where a guy with a gun starts waving it at some skater boys just minding their own business, then one of the skater lads takes him down.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgoeSyKgKiE
Just watched the video. That was effing quality. I liked the way that the guy comes in at the end to save that little sh1t. Cause of death. Beaten to death with a skateboard.
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downfader wrote:Sicknote wrote:downfader
I have to disagree with you on that one and say ( also after looking at the video again ), that I have it about right and he hits the guy across the neck which as you can see does the job.
What I showed in the video's in my link was how it might be practiced but what the pimp got was how it is done in the street.
Ps Have a look at it on about 42 seconds.
Afraid I disagree. On the original TV show and even on here it looks like he's attacked the ear. If he hit the guy in the neck he'd probably manage to stand back up, it shows classic inner-ear perforation... you dont get that from the neck at that force.
If he hit anything like my teacher, what looks like a light hit is very different when you are on the end of it but I do think you might be right about inner ear thing.
You can still get that if you hit high on the neck but dont think it was a slap.0 -
Sicknote wrote:downfader wrote:Sicknote wrote:downfader
I have to disagree with you on that one and say ( also after looking at the video again ), that I have it about right and he hits the guy across the neck which as you can see does the job.
What I showed in the video's in my link was how it might be practiced but what the pimp got was how it is done in the street.
Ps Have a look at it on about 42 seconds.
Afraid I disagree. On the original TV show and even on here it looks like he's attacked the ear. If he hit the guy in the neck he'd probably manage to stand back up, it shows classic inner-ear perforation... you dont get that from the neck at that force.
If he hit anything like my teacher, what looks like a light hit is very different when you are on the end of it but I do think you might be right about inner ear thing.
You can still get that if you hit high on the neck but dont think it was a slap.
Yeah some guys have that "precision" thing, for want of a better word 8)0 -
Couple more idiots driving beyond their capabilities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZn7ZQkJG30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Sju9TN ... re=related0 -
Suprised we havent added Missus Splashy to the list?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU
Youtube has filled up with many morons going "lololololololol" and "epic". I bet they'd happily throw a rock at a car doing the very same to them.0 -
Tonymufc wrote:Firecrakka wrote:fossyant wrote:Cool...
Anyone remember the american one where a guy with a gun starts waving it at some skater boys just minding their own business, then one of the skater lads takes him down.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgoeSyKgKiE
Just watched the video. That was effing quality. I liked the way that the guy comes in at the end to save that little sh1t. Cause of death. Beaten to death with a skateboard.
Never mess with skateboarders or bmxers, they spend all their free time smashing themselves into the concrete, they are harder than most people will ever be.0 -
downfader wrote:Suprised we havent added Missus Splashy to the list?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU
Youtube has filled up with many morons going "lololololololol" and "epic". I bet they'd happily throw a rock at a car doing the very same to them.
I'd throw a rock at the annoying tw@t doing the commentary.0 -
afx237vi wrote:downfader wrote:Suprised we havent added Missus Splashy to the list?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU
Youtube has filled up with many morons going "lololololololol" and "epic". I bet they'd happily throw a rock at a car doing the very same to them.
I'd throw a rock at the annoying tw@t doing the commentary.
LOL someone left me a comment saying: "shut your PC mouth for once, yeah?"
I'm hardly PC. First off I'd have people like that screened for and "removed" from society for good. Left them a comment saying "or what exactly?" and telling them to grow up
I swear to god the internet is going to end up regulated and censored because of people like the youtube morons. 0 -
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