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Daily Mash... Spot on again

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disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957

September 2009 edited September 2009 in The bottom bracket

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/most-men-wishing-they-were-a-15-year%11old-schoolgirl-200909222079/

"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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timb64 Posts: 248

September 2009

And this from today:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte ... 909242087/

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timb64 Posts: 248

September 2009

And this from the archives:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/heal ... 070815346/

Right I really must get on with some work now!

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Anonymous Posts: 79,667

September 2009

Freakin' awesome stuff!

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jrduquemin Posts: 791

September 2009

Damn hilarious My favourite is the W@nky Sh!t cake article, hehehe

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