Well said Chris!

Cressers
Cressers Posts: 1,329
edited September 2009 in The bottom bracket
About time this useless animal was allowed to die out!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34

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  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Bit harsh, if they are useless then what does that make humans? Less than useless i'd say :? (apart from cyclists of course :wink: )
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    STEFANOS4784 wrote:
    Bit harsh, if they are useless then what does that make humans? Less than useless i'd say :? (apart from cyclists of course :wink: )

    At least we can be bothered to breed and to feed ourselves with food we can actually digest.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    Ask them if they want to visit the clinic in Switzerland
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Yeah but they do look cute locked up in Zoo's, dont they ?
  • all show no go
    all show no go Posts: 542
    Apparently, to spur them on to get down with doing the bear necessities, scientists show the great big bamboo munchers a load of 'panda porn'.

    Can't find any on Youtube, should i be looking on more, ahem, specialist sites?
    Let's close our eyes and see what happens
  • Cressers
    Cressers Posts: 1,329
    Exactly! Any animal that can't be bothered to reproduce by itself or needs human assistance needs to go straight into value burgers.
  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    Cressers wrote:
    Exactly! Any animal that can't be bothered to reproduce by itself or needs human assistance needs to go straight into value burgers.

    http://www.meatandcheese.co.uk/acatalog/yum_yum.html
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Panda burgers on sale from your local chinese takeaway, LIMITED STOCKS ! :D:D:D
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Bet he wouldn't dare say that to a panda's face. :lol:
  • Tempestas
    Tempestas Posts: 486
    I always thought panda's were quite randy, all you hear is that they 'Eat, shoots and Leaves'

    ta dum!
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Tempestas wrote:
    I always thought panda's were quite randy, all you hear is that they 'Eat, shoots and Leaves'

    ta dum!

    Bravo!
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    STEFANOS4784 wrote:
    Bit harsh, if they are useless then what does that make humans? Less than useless i'd say :? (apart from cyclists of course :wink: )

    At least we can be bothered to breed and to feed ourselves with food we can actually digest.

    Congratulations :roll:

    Pandas did pretty well for years before humans started sticking their B.M.W's in :wink:
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    i wonder if any of the bright scientists have considered that the pandas aren't breeding because they always seem to be in zoos in pairs.......it could just be that all the good looking pandas are paired up with the mingers!

    Upon this theory I think I should drop my life as it is and become a conservation expert.............ok, maybe not then
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Pandas are dying out because they have inbred and no longer eat meat (their jaw and teeth structure shows that they are supposed to eat meat). Their habitat has also changed, perhaps the bamboo has an addictive affect on them.

    I think what Packham says is essentially correct. Take the genetic samples and preserve them, same with the rhinos, the threatened gorillas and so on. Conservationist efforts are essentially wasted when you have this limited a resource to draw upon.

    There again it should be remembered that the Gerbil nearly died out until a pregnant female and some serious inbreeding took place.
  • Massimo
    Massimo Posts: 318
    I think you mean hamsters...
    Crash 'n Burn, Peel 'n Chew
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  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Massimo wrote:
    I think you mean hamsters...

    I thought it was the Gerbil due to the desert. Hamsters dont seem that equiped for the desert?

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