What is the fastest and most..

freehub
freehub Posts: 4,257
edited September 2009 in The bottom bracket
painless way to kill yourself?

Just bored, just wondering.
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  • Mothyman
    Mothyman Posts: 655
    ..cheer up Will...lets see a smiley avatar of you.....
    feel free to ask my fatherly advice about your girl/financial/housing/employment/homework problems....

    but dont ask me to do any DIY
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    carbon monoxide is usually a pretty good way to go.

    hang on, fastest and most painless... atomic vaporisation by atomic bomb probably, not terribly practical though 8)
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  • Mike Healey
    Mike Healey Posts: 1,023
    Ask someone who's done it.
    Organising the Bradford Kids Saturday Bike Club at the Richard Dunn Sports Centre since 1998
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  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    ride_whenever wrote:
    atomic vaporisation by atomic bomb probably, not terribly practical though 8)

    not terribly achievable either - unless you happen to work somewhere like ROF Burghfield....
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Get on the wrong side of my ex-girlfriend.

    Oh, sorry, you wanted painless....
  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    I'd imagine the Cobain method.
    Manchester wheelers

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    10m 20:21 2014
    25m 53:18 20:13
    50m 1:57:12 2013
    100m Yeah right.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    a_n_t wrote:
    I'd imagine the Cobain method.
    Get murdered by your girlfriend?
  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    quick and painless whoever pulls the trigger :)
    Manchester wheelers

    PB's
    10m 20:21 2014
    25m 53:18 20:13
    50m 1:57:12 2013
    100m Yeah right.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Set on fire trapped in a Tesla Roadster.
  • White Line
    White Line Posts: 887
    Jump out of a plane? You even get ten seconds of awesome descent before you die! :D
    Emiliana the CAAD9
  • KevinMcC
    KevinMcC Posts: 95
    ten seconds- time for second thoughts. hurtling to your death is not the time for introspection
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Get james martin to knock you up some dinner after you tell him you are a "spiderman outfit" cyclist.

    Or go to a petting zoo. :wink:
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    dmclite wrote:
    Get james martin to knock you up some dinner after you tell him you are a "spiderman outfit" cyclist.

    The giveaway might be that every single item on the menu seems to smell of almonds, even if they aren't amongst the ingredients. :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Set on fire trapped in a Tesla Roadster.

    Presumably as your life flashes before your eyes in the form of a series of duff Saturday morning cookery programmes? :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Guillotine.
    Do not write below this line. Office use only.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Set on fire trapped in a Tesla Roadster.

    Presumably as your life flashes before your eyes in the form of a series of duff Saturday morning cookery programmes? :wink:

    David

    Didn't he used to wear a bandanna when cooking ?

    If he did, he wants locking up. :wink:
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Would standing behind a jet engine be effective? When it's on full thrust of course.
  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    Breaking Wheel. :D
  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_wheel

    Just substitute an old MTB wheel instead of the old wooden wagon type :?:
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    dmclite wrote:
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Set on fire trapped in a Tesla Roadster.

    Presumably as your life flashes before your eyes in the form of a series of duff Saturday morning cookery programmes? :wink:

    David

    Didn't he used to wear a bandanna when cooking ?

    If he did, he wants locking up. :wink:

    Indeed he did. Sadly it wasn't made from nitrocellulose.

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • voxegam
    voxegam Posts: 244
    Riding on a pair of the old Mavic R-Sys wheels....
    Trek Madone 6.5 Pro
    Planet-X (now winter-bike)
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    voxegam wrote:
    Riding on a pair of the old Mavic R-Sys wheels....

    Heliums had a similar reputation for falling to bits at one time, didn't they?

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    Will - are you still alive..??
  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    Be the commander of the Space Shuttle and make sure it breaks up on re-entry. Don't think anything man made is much faster than the shuttle.
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

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    Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Saturn 5 was much faster than the shuttle I believe.


    Yes softlad, I'm not planning on killing myself, but I thought it'd make for interesting talk, thinking of the fastest and most painless way to kill yourself.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    teleport directly to the centre of the sun!
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Walk through my neighbourhood at night. Feckers cant shoot straight though as with all of the shootings in the last few years they have only managed to ever hit 2 people and one of them was a seven year old girl :x
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Ground zero of a nuclear test blast ?

    Stick your head in an industruial mincer machine ?

    Heroin OD ?

    Jump in a pool of Molten steel. ?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Move in with Bhima - you'll soon figure it out.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    freehub wrote:

    Yes softlad, I'm not planning on killing myself,

    glad to hear it old chap - it's just that you look quite cross in your avatar.. ;)

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