Alone in the wild
montevideoguy
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Anyone watching this nonsense on channel 4? This guy has no backbone. Crying after less than a week (and crying to the camera no less).
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Noooo. What is it?0
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was that a bear? oooh it's a bear!!! oh it's a moose, but it's huge! ......... argghh it's a bear ohh noes! ahh it's a porkupine, mmm dinner. oh i've left it's guts all around camp i hope i don't attract a bear...... look a bear! runnn! nono i'm walking. see look a bear, up in them trees "zooooom lens"
no mate it's just your shadow lol was good though.
it's a bear!!! arrgghhh hehe
was there ever a bear? turned over at 10 for mock.0 -
If you think he's good, then you're gonna love Troy Hurtubise!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CzYw5-qdA
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Only Ray Mears should be left outside on his own. Give him ten minutes and not only has he made a fire out of damp leaves, killed and skinned a reptile using a twig, cooked it and prepared a sauce to compliment it but built a house from bamboo and a stuffed feather bed for the night.0
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Bear Grylls wouldn't bother making a house out of bamboo, he'd have escaped, ninja-style, and would be home in time for last orders!0
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I think it is that p1ss he drinks from skunk bladders - sends him hyper!0
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Though you have to wonder why Mears weighs so much... I think he just phones Pizza Hut off camera.0
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:shock: Shhh. (even though I've been told to make noise...) :shock:Bicyclingeroner. Verb, By-sigh-clinger-onner. Person who hoards bycycles and parts, usually in a glass cabinet.0
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I love those bits when before he jumps from the plane he says no one has ever set foot where he's going then gets filmed by the video guy whose down on the ground already ........what's that all about. Hats off to the guy who films him and manages to do the adventure with out having to resort to eating rats bollx!I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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I think Grylls admitted a bit of fakery!0
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I watched this "alone in the wild" last night on media center. Man, what a pussy. He's crying within minutes! Was this something they forced him to do or something?
I reckon they should set Bear Grylls loose there as well, with instructions to capture and kill him - THEN he'd terrified.
AND he'd have much more reason to stay away from the Bears!
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all you need is Chuck Norris and a knife...that's the show to watch0
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a knife :roll:
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Chuck Norris, IS a knife...0
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now Chuck Norris Vs Knife, THERE's a tv show!0
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Doesn't Chuck eat knives for breakfast? Washed down with freshly squeezed mercury?0
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yeah, then he goes to the nearest field and proceeds to knock cows out wtih one punch0
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supersonic wrote:Though you have to wonder why Mears weighs so much... I think he just phones Pizza Hut off camera.
Nah, the reason he is so big is because he eats EVERYTHING! The man just goes into the woods and every living/dead object/creature within a 5 mile radius is eaten! He doesn't have 'survival' skills, he has 'make anything edible... and eat it' skills!
I do love the Mears though... :oops:0 -
You new to look at the credits:
Sound crew and van
Video crew and van
Burger van
I do think he is great though!0 -
toys have left the pram "i wanna go home, arrgghhhhhh" lol 0
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just saw a bit of this last night, I thought I tuned into a comedy satire as the first bit I saw is when he came back from salmon fishing and said "I caught three fish" and produced fish smaller than I have in my tank home. Poor guy seemed to be going a mental by the end though, and was way to skinny, impressive that he's trying it if it is 100% genuine.Santa Cruz Chameleon
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