Which would you prefer?

Cubic
Cubic Posts: 594
edited September 2009 in The bottom bracket
£100 cash

or

Have a really bad stomach, with a really bloated, sickly feeling, like you're about to burst. Then you do a continuous 30 second fart with multiple changes in pitch, speed and volume from machine gun rattle to hissing gas leak. You can feel your belly deflating and afterwards you feel absolutely fantastic.
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  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    How long would the bad stomach last? 10 minutes, a day or longer?
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Hmmmmm.......... Let me think..... :roll:
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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 992
    Cubic wrote:
    £100 cash

    or

    Have a really bad stomach, with a really bloated, sickly feeling, like you're about to burst. Then you do a continuous 30 second fart with multiple changes in pitch, speed and volume from machine gun rattle to hissing gas leak. You can feel your belly deflating and afterwards you feel absolutely fantastic.

    If I had £100 cash spare, I'd soon feel like that anyway. So cash please.

    Pip pip.

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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Depends, if that fart resulted on my speed increaing by a large amount and my ability to be up there with a pro cyclist for the remainder of the ride, all due to this far, I'd rather have that than £100.
  • boneyjoe
    boneyjoe Posts: 369
    You can have both - go for the cash and spend £10 on a bottle of PSP...
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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Cubic wrote:
    £100 cash

    or

    Have a really bad stomach, with a really bloated, sickly feeling, like you're about to burst. Then you do a continuous 30 second fart with multiple changes in pitch, speed and volume from machine gun rattle to hissing gas leak. You can feel your belly deflating and afterwards you feel absolutely fantastic.
    I did a fart similar to that once. I could actually feel my vital organs settling back into place! :shock:

    I'll have the £100 though. Make the cheque out to Mr Crapaud, please.
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    I'd take the fart every time. Best. Feeling. Ever.
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Cubic wrote:
    £100 cash

    or

    Have a really bad stomach, with a really bloated, sickly feeling, like you're about to burst. Then you do a continuous 30 second fart with multiple changes in pitch, speed and volume from machine gun rattle to hissing gas leak. You can feel your belly deflating and afterwards you feel absolutely fantastic.

    In the latter case, am I allowed to arrange for my backside to be connected, via some sort of tubing, to a completely sealed room containing Anne Robinson, Peter Mandelson, Paul "Daily Blackmail" Dacre, Chris Moyles and Russell Brand? If so, I'll take that over the 100 quid.

    David
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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    Cubic wrote:
    £100 cash

    or

    Have a really bad stomach, with a really bloated, sickly feeling, like you're about to burst. Then you do a continuous 30 second fart with multiple changes in pitch, speed and volume from machine gun rattle to hissing gas leak. You can feel your belly deflating and afterwards you feel absolutely fantastic.

    In the latter case, am I allowed to arrange for my backside to be connected, via some sort of tubing, to a completely sealed room containing Anne Robinson, Peter Mandelson, Paul "Daily Blackmail" Dacre, Chris Moyles and Russell Brand? If so, I'll take that over the 100 quid.

    David

    The 2" OD tubing will have to be inserted at least 8" (dry :shock: ) to ensure a leak free seal! :shock:
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    hopper1 wrote:
    The 2" OD tubing will have to be inserted at least 8" (dry :shock: ) to ensure a leak free seal! :shock:

    I'm suddenly going off that idea now. Cash, cheque or PayPal for the £100 are all good. :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Crapaud wrote:
    I did a fart similar to that once. I could actually feel my vital organs settling back into place! :shock:

    Hmm. Hope it didn't come with any 'free gifts'! [1] :wink:

    David

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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    Crapaud wrote:
    I did a fart similar to that once. I could actually feel my vital organs settling back into place! :shock:

    Hmm. Hope it didn't come with any 'free gifts'! ... :wink:
    A manhole cover would've been useful. I'd no idea a sphincter could dilate that much.
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  • Le Commentateur
    Le Commentateur Posts: 4,099
    Is this a typical dilemma for Putney residents? I thought it was such a genteel place..
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