roadie meets mtb and shares a drink........
Mothyman
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I did a quick 20min cycle after late work tonight - up a killer hill whcih usually nearly beats me...saw a mtb rider ahead..he glanced back and saw me advancing in my prendas classico shirt... he got off on the steep bit and pretended to fiddle with his bike to avoid inferiority embarrasment.... I said hi and offered him a share of my drink at the top of the hill 'if you make it'...he got baqck on and pedalled furiously....
...at the top I sat on the gate and waited...he arrived with a cheery 'made it'.. we shared my drink and chatted about our bikes, looked at the view, shared a few minutes of mutual biking-hobby time...we said our goodbye...he pedalled on up the gentle slope... then......
I CRUSHED HIM WITH MY ENORMOUS DISPLAY OF QUAD POWER....!
(true story)..
ps. i learnt all I know from NapD..
...at the top I sat on the gate and waited...he arrived with a cheery 'made it'.. we shared my drink and chatted about our bikes, looked at the view, shared a few minutes of mutual biking-hobby time...we said our goodbye...he pedalled on up the gentle slope... then......
I CRUSHED HIM WITH MY ENORMOUS DISPLAY OF QUAD POWER....!
(true story)..
ps. i learnt all I know from NapD..
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aww, how touching :P It's 'brokeback mountainbike!'0
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lmao this made me laugh so hard.... cant wait to crush some mtb's with my speed when i get strongerCoveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
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mask of sanity wrote:aww, how touching :P It's 'brokeback mountainbike!'
...mmmm ...I never thought of it like that... how does one delete embarrassing posts...0 -
Mothyman wrote:mask of sanity wrote:aww, how touching :P It's 'brokeback mountainbike!'
...mmmm ...I never thought of it like that... how does one delete embarrassing posts...
To late, it's here for the WHOLE WORLD to see now luvvie.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Frank the tank wrote:Mothyman wrote:mask of sanity wrote:aww, how touching :P It's 'brokeback mountainbike!'
...mmmm ...I never thought of it like that... how does one delete embarrassing posts...
To late, it's here for the WHOLE WORLD to see now luvvie.
...just so long as you don't post a follow-up complaining about problems with your saddleCycling weakly0 -
Hmmm... A touching expose!...
Cyclists bonding on (up!) hill.... Awwww
ha, ha... Just remembered you're a City fan, too..... says it all!!Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
You could get matching chainring tattoos on your claves now. :oops:0
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Frank the tank wrote:Mothyman wrote:mask of sanity wrote:aww, how touching :P It's 'brokeback mountainbike!'
...mmmm ...I never thought of it like that... how does one delete embarrassing posts...
To late, it's here for the WHOLE WORLD to see now luvvie.
Luvvie?! His story may be gay but he's not an actor circa 1953!Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Mothyman wrote:mask of sanity wrote:aww, how touching :P It's 'brokeback mountainbike!'
...mmmm ...I never thought of it like that... how does one delete embarrassing posts...
..I must apologise for a 'friend' of mine who,slanderously, posted this thread posing as me...Mothyman.....
....I've bought him a new leather mask and he's gone back to the cellar...normal service can now resume.... :oops:0 -
This hedgehog crossed the road when I was out on my 4X4 bike the other night.
so
I CRUSHED HIM WITH MY ENORMOUS DISPLAY OF QUAD POWER0 -
I hope you gave him the look...0
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... no further encounters to report...0
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Update....saw the same mtb coming the other way today...he didnt stop for a drink....!
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You've been packed, you've been packed.
Or as us Brighton fans sing:-
'you're to ugly,
you're to ugly,
you're to ugly, to be gay'0 -
PostieJohn wrote:You've been packed, you've been packed.
Or as us Brighton fans sing:-
'you're to ugly,
you're to ugly,
you're to ugly, to be gay'so many cols,so little time!0 -
At that time of the morning, I have to type with my forehead.
Just be grateful it made any sense at all.0 -
...update.....could have sworn I saw the MTB fella on a road bike this morning as I drove past on way to work.(having kissed my beloved wife and kids goodbye)....my quad power must have converted him....
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Lol good stuff i like it,i think you better save one for the mtb.0
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...if he's shaved his legs as well, you're probably in there.Cycling weakly0
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What hind of offspring do you get when an MTB'er and a roadie get together?
A cyclocross rider.http://twitter.com/mgalex
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10TT 24:36 25TT: 57:59 50TT: 2:08:11, 100TT: 4:30:05 12hr 204.... unfinished business0 -
Mark Alexander wrote:What hind of offspring do you get when an MTB'er and a roadie get together?
A cyclocross rider.
...or a HYBRID! :shock:Cycling weakly0 -
..you fellas are such a tease....
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