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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Attica wrote:
    Don't be daft, Chelsea isn't a tube station.

    Baker street

    We are playing Mornington Crescent, right?

    nearly almost not quite... Chelsea have been banned from signing anyone for the next two transfer windows :lol:
    Purveyor of sonic doom

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    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Not on topic, but Il Prinipe will read ithis

    :lol::lol: Chelsea :lol::lol:

    CAS will overturn that. Anyway, we don't need anymore players.

    Fook.

    Fooking FIFA - it's not like they're not corrupt or anything.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    Don't be daft, Chelsea isn't a tube station.

    Baker street

    We are playing Mornington Crescent, right?

    nearly almost not quite... Chelsea have been banned from signing anyone for the next two transfer windows :lol:

    Cripes, have they all been very naughty?

    Charing Cross
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Attica wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    Don't be daft, Chelsea isn't a tube station.

    Baker street

    We are playing Mornington Crescent, right?

    nearly almost not quite... Chelsea have been banned from signing anyone for the next two transfer windows :lol:

    Cripes, have they all been very naughty?

    Charing Cross

    A little bit. It's a bit disproportionate. But as they spend more on one player than my team's entire squad cost... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: + :lol: for good luck

    Oh...and Bond Street, or whatever...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    More than a bit disproportionate. What is going on with footie atm, this is nearly as daft as the Eduardo ban.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Tottenham Court Road
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  • Sea_Green_Incorruptible
    Sea_Green_Incorruptible Posts: 431
    Um. The Angel, Islington?
  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    Football governing body = Formula One governing body = Cycling governing body

    They are all just politicians.

    Kensington High St
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

    Felt F55 - 2007
    Specialized Singlecross - 2008
    Marin Rift Zone - 1998
    Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    JonGinge wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I like it in 'Petrol'

    2010-pinarello-dogma-petrol-600x392.jpg
    Those wheels are, like, totally lightweight.

    Saw pics of this the other week.. mmm, purty. May have room in the stable for one of these... in 2015 when I have the cash ;)

    :lol:

    I'm going to bring out wheels called MORE LIGHTWEIGHT THAN YOURS. Everyone will buy them. And, like Lightweight and Most Lightweight, I will totally use a rubbish font. :lol:

    EDIT: And no, it should have campag.
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    SL Lightweight SL Super Lightweight Wheels (Super Lightweight Version)



    :lol:
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?

    :lol:

    And yes, that is what they're called.

    2870_87844245468_732610468_3032865_7426687_n.jpg

    See?
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Cockfosters
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Attica wrote:
    Cockfosters

    Upminister


    sic
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    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?

    :lol:

    And yes, that is what they're called.

    2870_87844245468_732610468_3032865_7426687_n.jpg

    See?
    Ah, that trumps my planet-x
    1D073600.jpg
    I may have to get inventive will some additional decals... *ponders*
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious superlight pro carbon, perhaps. Damn my short body, I'm not sure it'll fit on the top tube
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
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    Rides
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    JonGinge wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?

    :lol:

    And yes, that is what they're called.

    2870_87844245468_732610468_3032865_7426687_n.jpg

    See?
    Ah, that trumps my planet-x
    1D073600.jpg
    I may have to get inventive will some additional decals... *ponders*
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious superlight pro carbon, perhaps. Damn my short body, I'm not sure it'll fit on the top tube

    That's OK, you can just get a jersey with SL Super-duper-ultra-light-goes-uphill-at-an-unnatural-pace Jon written on it or something... :D
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    Kind of like the Viner naming thing....
    Gladius- fair enough
    Magnifica- OK, I like that, it is rather splendid after all....
    Perfecta- hang on, shouldn't this be top-of the line?
    Mitus- pardon?
    Maxima- OK, maximum...but it's not perfect?

    Maybe I need to rename mine: something like Maximum Perfectus Magnifica or summat :)
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    I give you "Wavy System Carbon"

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  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    StuAff wrote:
    Kind of like the Viner naming thing....
    Gladius- fair enough
    Magnifica- OK, I like that, it is rather splendid after all....
    Perfecta- hang on, shouldn't this be top-of the line?
    Mitus- pardon?
    Maxima- OK, maximum...but it's not perfect?

    Maybe I need to rename mine: something like Maximum Perfectus Magnifica or summat :)

    Are you Russell Crowe from Yorkshire?

    Upminster to Cockfosters? No one has played that move since the 1929 Hinkson-Wardlow debacle.

    North Acton
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

    Felt F55 - 2007
    Specialized Singlecross - 2008
    Marin Rift Zone - 1998
    Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?

    :lol:

    And yes, that is what they're called.


    See?
    Ah, that trumps my planet-x
    1D073600.jpg
    I may have to get inventive will some additional decals... *ponders*
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious superlight pro carbon, perhaps. Damn my short body, I'm not sure it'll fit on the top tube

    That's OK, you can just get a jersey with SL Super-duper-ultra-light-goes-uphill-at-an-unnatural-pace Jon written on it or something... :D

    Or IBEX for short.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Feltup wrote:

    Upminster to Cockfosters? No one has played that move since the 1929 Hinkson-Wardlow debacle.

    North Acton

    Dammit, you spotted my ruse, I shall double back and drop you off at Hangar Lane
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • GraemeT
    GraemeT Posts: 155
    anyway, back on topic....

    Quite like the dogma in the pictures but wasn't soooo sure.

    However, in the flesh they are absolutely gooooorgeous.

    Can't decide which colour scheme is best though.

    Even the mrs wants one :shock:
    Just Keep Pedalling
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I'm now annoyed, no where on my bike does it say Lightweight or superlightweight. - Even if it isn't it should as a marketing standard.

    It does however say "Carbon Fibre Monocoque Technology", 12K's I have you know!

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    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Personally, though I'm not sure they were on show at Euro Bike, I'm quite partial to the new Kuota Kult the replacement for the Kredo. (Kinda want to make a Kuota Kult Karbon joke but too easy...)

    Anyway:
    KUOTA-Kult.jpg

    Undecided about the new Wilier (Izoard replacement):

    IMPERIALE-carbon-hi.jpg

    Bianchi just raised the bar to 11!

    37705.jpgSo very clean!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Oddjob62
    Oddjob62 Posts: 1,056
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I'm now annoyed, no where on my bike does it say Lightweight or superlightweight. - Even if it isn't it should as a marketing standard.

    Well mine says "German Lightweight Engineering" which I assume means it was designed by a German guy who couldn't handle his beers.
    As yet unnamed (Dolan Seta)
    Joelle (Focus Expert SRAM)
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Don't like the downtube on that new Wilier at all, in fact the whole thing is a bit angular and fussy, and the Bianchi appears to have a sofa attached to it...
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Don't like the downtube on that new Wilier at all, in fact the whole thing is a bit angular and fussy, and the Bianchi appears to have a sofa attached to it...

    Men like angles...

    But you're right it kinda reminds me of a 1980s attempt at dipicting what the 'bike of future' would look like as oppose to being a cutting edge bike.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Big Wib
    Big Wib Posts: 363
    Attica wrote:
    Feltup wrote:

    Upminster to Cockfosters? No one has played that move since the 1929 Hinkson-Wardlow debacle.

    North Acton

    Dammit, you spotted my ruse, I shall double back and drop you off at Hangar Lane

    Notting Hill Gate
  • Big Wib
    Big Wib Posts: 363
    I'm sorry but the Kult just looks like someone squashed it flat :?
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Big Wib wrote:
    I'm sorry but the Kult just looks like someone squashed it flat :?

    I've kind of gone off it as well, have you ever tired to like something because you think you should, but just can't... That's what I feel about the Kult and Wilier.

    The Bianchi I just instinctively like.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Don't like the downtube on that new Wilier at all, in fact the whole thing is a bit angular and fussy, and the Bianchi appears to have a sofa attached to it...

    The Bianchi is lovely but I agree what is that? A Chesterfield?
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

    Felt F55 - 2007
    Specialized Singlecross - 2008
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