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Attica wrote:Don't be daft, Chelsea isn't a tube station.
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We are playing Mornington Crescent, right?
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Clever Pun wrote:Not on topic, but Il Prinipe will read ithis
Chelsea
CAS will overturn that. Anyway, we don't need anymore players.
Fook.
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Clever Pun wrote:Attica wrote:Don't be daft, Chelsea isn't a tube station.
Baker street
We are playing Mornington Crescent, right?
nearly almost not quite... Chelsea have been banned from signing anyone for the next two transfer windows
Cripes, have they all been very naughty?
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Attica wrote:Clever Pun wrote:Attica wrote:Don't be daft, Chelsea isn't a tube station.
Baker street
We are playing Mornington Crescent, right?
nearly almost not quite... Chelsea have been banned from signing anyone for the next two transfer windows
Cripes, have they all been very naughty?
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A little bit. It's a bit disproportionate. But as they spend more on one player than my team's entire squad cost... + for good luck
Oh...and Bond Street, or whatever...
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More than a bit disproportionate. What is going on with footie atm, this is nearly as daft as the Eduardo ban.
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Um. The Angel, Islington?0
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Football governing body = Formula One governing body = Cycling governing body
They are all just politicians.
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JonGinge wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I like it in 'Petrol'
Saw pics of this the other week.. mmm, purty. May have room in the stable for one of these... in 2015 when I have the cash
I'm going to bring out wheels called MORE LIGHTWEIGHT THAN YOURS. Everyone will buy them. And, like Lightweight and Most Lightweight, I will totally use a rubbish font.
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Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?
And yes, that is what they're called.
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lost_in_thought wrote:Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?
And yes, that is what they're called.
See?
I may have to get inventive will some additional decals... *ponders*
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious superlight pro carbon, perhaps. Damn my short body, I'm not sure it'll fit on the top tube0 -
JonGinge wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?
And yes, that is what they're called.
See?
I may have to get inventive will some additional decals... *ponders*
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious superlight pro carbon, perhaps. Damn my short body, I'm not sure it'll fit on the top tube
That's OK, you can just get a jersey with SL Super-duper-ultra-light-goes-uphill-at-an-unnatural-pace Jon written on it or something...0 -
Kind of like the Viner naming thing....
Gladius- fair enough
Magnifica- OK, I like that, it is rather splendid after all....
Perfecta- hang on, shouldn't this be top-of the line?
Mitus- pardon?
Maxima- OK, maximum...but it's not perfect?
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StuAff wrote:Kind of like the Viner naming thing....
Gladius- fair enough
Magnifica- OK, I like that, it is rather splendid after all....
Perfecta- hang on, shouldn't this be top-of the line?
Mitus- pardon?
Maxima- OK, maximum...but it's not perfect?
Maybe I need to rename mine: something like Maximum Perfectus Magnifica or summat
Are you Russell Crowe from Yorkshire?
Upminster to Cockfosters? No one has played that move since the 1929 Hinkson-Wardlow debacle.
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lost_in_thought wrote:JonGinge wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Like my Ksyrium SL Superlight Premiums?
And yes, that is what they're called.
See?
I may have to get inventive will some additional decals... *ponders*
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious superlight pro carbon, perhaps. Damn my short body, I'm not sure it'll fit on the top tube
That's OK, you can just get a jersey with SL Super-duper-ultra-light-goes-uphill-at-an-unnatural-pace Jon written on it or something...
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anyway, back on topic....
Quite like the dogma in the pictures but wasn't soooo sure.
However, in the flesh they are absolutely gooooorgeous.
Can't decide which colour scheme is best though.
Even the mrs wants one :shock:Just Keep Pedalling0 -
I'm now annoyed, no where on my bike does it say Lightweight or superlightweight. - Even if it isn't it should as a marketing standard.
It does however say "Carbon Fibre Monocoque Technology", 12K's I have you know!
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Personally, though I'm not sure they were on show at Euro Bike, I'm quite partial to the new Kuota Kult the replacement for the Kredo. (Kinda want to make a Kuota Kult Karbon joke but too easy...)
Anyway:
Undecided about the new Wilier (Izoard replacement):
Bianchi just raised the bar to 11!
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DonDaddyD wrote:I'm now annoyed, no where on my bike does it say Lightweight or superlightweight. - Even if it isn't it should as a marketing standard.
Well mine says "German Lightweight Engineering" which I assume means it was designed by a German guy who couldn't handle his beers.0 -
Don't like the downtube on that new Wilier at all, in fact the whole thing is a bit angular and fussy, and the Bianchi appears to have a sofa attached to it...0
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lost_in_thought wrote:Don't like the downtube on that new Wilier at all, in fact the whole thing is a bit angular and fussy, and the Bianchi appears to have a sofa attached to it...
Men like angles...
But you're right it kinda reminds me of a 1980s attempt at dipicting what the 'bike of future' would look like as oppose to being a cutting edge bike.Food Chain number = 4
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I'm sorry but the Kult just looks like someone squashed it flat :?0
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Big Wib wrote:I'm sorry but the Kult just looks like someone squashed it flat :?
I've kind of gone off it as well, have you ever tired to like something because you think you should, but just can't... That's what I feel about the Kult and Wilier.
The Bianchi I just instinctively like.Food Chain number = 4
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lost_in_thought wrote:Don't like the downtube on that new Wilier at all, in fact the whole thing is a bit angular and fussy, and the Bianchi appears to have a sofa attached to it...
The Bianchi is lovely but I agree what is that? A Chesterfield?Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.
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