Most hated TV adverts

stuart_c-2
stuart_c-2 Posts: 805
edited September 2009 in The Crudcatcher
Spin off from Gman's thread.

What's your most hated TV advert?

For me it's the "Poo at Paul's" ad and any ad for women's "special time". I'm pretty sure they don't need reminding about it!!!!!! :evil:

"On the blob? Stick this up your......." AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
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  • We Buy Any Car.com

    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    f*cking hate that song
  • MarkEo
    MarkEo Posts: 308
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  • MarkEo
    MarkEo Posts: 308
    Sheilas bloody wheels as well, i hate that song i cant stop singing it i have to turn the TV off when it comes on or stick my fingers in my ears and shout really loudly just so i cant hear that f*cking song, i rang them and lodged a complaint about it but they said the advertising side of things was nothing to do with them! stupid song!
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  • Stuart_C wrote:
    For me it's the "Poo at Paul's" ad and any ad for women's "special time". I'm pretty sure they don't need reminding about it!!!!!!

    Just saw this one, LOL its so S**T


    Cash4gold.co.uk has to be up there
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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    all of them are undoubtfully crap :P
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Catfood adverts. All of them.
  • BurtonM
    BurtonM Posts: 425
    i agree SS. For one packet of IAMS food you would have to feed me 39 packets of ordinary food. No you wouldnt you douche, anyways who cares what cats eat, they should be killed anyways
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  • Marks and Spencer adverts are shocking. I also agree on the ''going to do a poo and pauls'' one, I mean who on earth came up with that idea seriously?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    If I was going to market some catfood today it would be manly catfood. Non of this gay catfood we see, called Albert or Quentin. LION CATFOOD - NOT FOR PUSSIES.
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    Cash4gold.co.uk has to be up there

    +1
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    edited September 2009
    Yep, the 'poo at pauls' I want to smash the TV up whenever it's on....

    bloody child - I'd let him 5hit himself! :lol:
  • Churchill ads. OMG they were mildly entreating back in the day when they first cam out, but now omg they are so S**T
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  • Don't forget the ESure adverts!!

    Oh and the Halifax ones.
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  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    yes definately halifax. :twisted:
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    got an old mobile phone? need cash? SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET AN ANALFONE.COM :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    supersonic wrote:
    If I was going to market some catfood today it would be manly catfood. Non of this gay catfood we see, called Albert or Quentin. LION CATFOOD - NOT FOR PUSSIES.


    someone give that man a highly paid advertisement job, i mean I'd buy LION CATFOOD, and i don't even have a cat.

    erm back to the point as already mentioned we buy bloody any old piece of shit car, argh i HATE that bloody advert.

    an ex of mine hated that always lady products advert, you know the one "Have a happy period". by christ she would shout at the telly "what's bloody happy about it' and if Manchester United happened to be playing at home and it came on everyone would dive for cover. she would go off like a small tactical nuke.
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  • "Injury Lawyers 4U". :evil:

    Learn to Feckin spell you morons!!!!!
    Why would I take legal advice from someone using txt spk in their company name ffs!
    "They're real lawyers"
    Am I supposed to be impressed that this legal company uses real lawyers? I should bloody well thay are.
    And besides, they're not real lawyers, they're solicitors, we are in England you tw@t

    Other than that, I agree with Poo at pauls, and we buy any car.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    "Injury Lawyers 4U". :evil:

    Learn to Feckin spell you morons!!!!!
    Why would I take legal advice from someone using txt spk in their company name ffs!
    "They're real lawyers"
    Am I supposed to be impressed that this legal company uses real lawyers? I should bloody well thay are.
    And besides, they're not real lawyers, they're solicitors, we are in England you tw@t

    Other than that, I agree with Poo at pauls, and we buy any car.

    Haha, you think like I do!

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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    Oh and those stupid bloody ocean finance adverts they got their own sky channel 888

    stupid prick with a lightbulb stuck to his head :evil:

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  • "Injury Lawyers 4U". :evil:

    Learn to Feckin spell you morons!!!!!
    Why would I take legal advice from someone using txt spk in their company name ffs!
    "They're real lawyers"
    Am I supposed to be impressed that this legal company uses real lawyers? I should bloody well thay are.
    And besides, they're not real lawyers, they're solicitors, we are in England you tw@t

    :lol: So true! I hate all those personal injury ads!

    My mate was stopped in the street by someone from a PI firm once

    "Good morning sir, have you ever had an accident at work?"

    He replied: "You'll have an accident at work in a minute"
  • Anyone seen the god awful one for the New Peugeot Verve....some slimey sales chump selling a car to girl and at the end she asked "have you got it anything other than black" and he says "we have noire"...I think he meant to look smooth and cool, but I just though 'what a tool!"
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  • Anyone seen the god awful one for the New Peugeot Verve....some slimey sales chump selling a car to girl and at the end she asked "have you got it anything other than black" and he says "we have noire"...I think he meant to look smooth and cool, but I just though 'what a tool!"

    :lol: yeh, I hate that one too. If you actually listen to what he is saying though, it's essentially a regular black 207 (or 307, I forget which it is) with some different mats fitted and fog lights.
  • Anyone seen the god awful one for the New Peugeot Verve....some slimey sales chump selling a car to girl and at the end she asked "have you got it anything other than black" and he says "we have noire"...I think he meant to look smooth and cool, but I just though 'what a tool!"

    :evil: I forgot about that one! I think that's aimed at people who think the pinnacle of style and cool is anything to do with Los Angeles.
  • POO AT PAUL'S! AAAAARGH! Oh, and the Dulco-Eze with those s0dding women talking sh1t (literally) in that caff... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I HATE THOSE FLINKING ADVERTS!

































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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I took a sh1t at Paul's once - right in the middle of his new lawn. He wasn't very happy.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Chelsea friggin building society!!!!
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    That new Trebor chewing gum ad. If I see that stupid grinning fat bird again I will send her something nasty in the post.
  • Halifax ones, especially those where they give people who pay in £1000 wages a month an extra fiver. They don't show the full thing where they make it in charges off those people who they give overdrafts to and then charge away for anything, even if it's their fault. Perhaps needs that black howard guy in a robin hood hat taking the money from hardworking people who earn less than 14k a year so don't get this extra thing....


    And those ones where women are casually chatting away about bowel movements, thrush etc in the middle of a cafe. Have some respect for the old boy sitting on the next table over trying to digest his omlette.

    Then the halfords ones. Just because they're a bunch of see you next tuesdays.
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