Naked woman on the New Kings Road, Fulham this morning

alan_sherman
alan_sherman Posts: 1,157
edited September 2009 in Commuting chat
Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    alan sherman wrote:
    Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

    You know the rules pictures or it didn't happen :wink:
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • K1LLB0Y
    K1LLB0Y Posts: 30
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    alan sherman wrote:
    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    For the love of God man, had you no baby oil?
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • georgee
    georgee Posts: 537
    Where on the Kings Road, I turned off it near Stamford Bridge to get on the Fulham Road, What a mistake!
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Dagnabbit! I knew I shouldn't have left early this morning!
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  • alan_sherman
    alan_sherman Posts: 1,157
    New Kings Road - at the beginning heading into town near Putney Bridge tube.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Hide this thread before GT finds it, it's for his own good.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • bracketed
    bracketed Posts: 55
    Dammit, left 10 minutes late this morning, and went past there at 8:40! Wonder if they'll be punctual tomorrow morning...
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  • FeynmanC
    FeynmanC Posts: 649
    As I went past I heard the one in her dressing gown - which by this time was agape revealing a tattoo somewhere unmentionable - screaming at the top of her lungs,

    "No, you sl@g! It's fine to jump a red light on a bike, it frees up traffic!"

    To which the naked lady screached back,

    "You stupid b$tch! That's breaking the law and giving cyclists a bad name!"

    No, really, it did happen like that! :wink:
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  • choirboy
    choirboy Posts: 132
    alan sherman wrote:
    Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

    I knew I ordered that helmet-cam for a reason today.... 8)
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    :lol: You have NOTHING on mine! :lol:

    Walking up a path outside Central Station I noticed some chavs have lifted a shopping trolley and impaled it on the 6 foot spiked fencing. Was quite a sight. :wink:

    Did see a bare arse bouncing up and down in the bushes on the common last week, though. Havent a clue WHAT it was bouncing on exactly.
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    FeynmanC wrote:
    As I went past I heard the one in her dressing gown - which by this time was agape revealing a tattoo somewhere unmentionable - screaming at the top of her lungs,

    "No, you sl@g! It's fine to jump a red light on a bike, it frees up traffic!"

    To which the naked lady screached back,

    "You stupid b$tch! That's breaking the law and giving cyclists a bad name!"

    No, really, it did happen like that! :wink:

    I thought I heard the one in the dressing gown scream "I want DonDaddyD, to pump my tyres" the other replying "He's mine, he's going to oil my chain...."
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    Having naked women en route seems like a great way of encouraging cycling.

    Where do I start an appropiate campaign?
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Aidy wrote:
    Having naked women en route seems like a great way of encouraging cycling.

    Where do I start an appropiate campaign?

    Might not be so good :

    http://www.bicycle.net/2008/best-cycling-headline-this-week-naked-woman
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    I saw a giant chicken cross the road in Exeter yesterday...advertising a gym as well. I'm so glad the car next to me saw it as well!
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • FeynmanC
    FeynmanC Posts: 649
    NGale wrote:
    I saw a giant chicken cross the road in Exeter yesterday...advertising a gym as well. I'm so glad the car next to me saw it as well!

    What car next to you? :twisted:
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  • artaxerxes
    artaxerxes Posts: 612
    Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

    Maybe you saw the violent climax of Lit and Coriander's cycling trip?
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    alan sherman wrote:
    Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

    Jeez fella. MTFU.

    there are somethings that are just worth getting an earbashing for.

    If you ever find yourself in this position again. Abandon girlfriend and PHOTOGRAPH!
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  • gb155
    gb155 Posts: 2,048
    iclestu wrote:
    alan sherman wrote:
    Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

    Jeez fella. MTFU.

    there are somethings that are just worth getting an earbashing for.

    If you ever find yourself in this position again. Abandon girlfriend and PHOTOGRAPH!

    Thus speaks the voice of reason
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Wallace1492 wrote:
    FeynmanC wrote:
    As I went past I heard the one in her dressing gown - which by this time was agape revealing a tattoo somewhere unmentionable - screaming at the top of her lungs,

    "No, you sl@g! It's fine to jump a red light on a bike, it frees up traffic!"

    To which the naked lady screached back,

    "You stupid b$tch! That's breaking the law and giving cyclists a bad name!"

    No, really, it did happen like that! :wink:

    I thought I heard the one in the dressing gown scream "I want DonDaddyD, to pump my tyres" the other replying "He's mine, he's going to oil my chain...."

    My reputation precedes me.

    With that my work is done.
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  • kyoukoku
    kyoukoku Posts: 105
    artaxerxes wrote:
    Anyone else see the two women grappling by the side of the road at 8:30 this morning? No idea why one would be completely starkers and the other only in a dressing gown but it was quite a sight!

    In true London commute style I just looked, smiled and got on with my journey (possibly helped by the fact that my girlriend was cycling with me!).

    What a brilliant start to the week. Did anyone else see them?

    Maybe you saw the violent climax of Lit and Coriander's cycling trip?

    Uh-oh, you might wanna grab a flak jacket before LiT or Cori see that!! :lol:
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  • popetechnology
    popetechnology Posts: 3
    could it just have been a pron mirage? How long had you been on the bike?
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