Something happened!

gtvlusso

So my week has consisted of:

Chucking teeneager in a bin upside down

Being very nearly flattened by a Mercedes driver who clearly did not give a sh1t.

Falling off my fixie on tram lines in Brizzle harbour last night.....Jogger ran at me with his head down and headphones on, had to try and hop the lines in wet weather to avoid a crash and got a wheel stuck in the line....down I go! Sore shoulder and my lid saved my melon being bonked.....c'est la vie. No other damage.

Nothing usually happens to me......what have I done to pee off the great cycling gods?!

redvee

No tramlines in Brizzle, only remnants from the dockside railway. Done the same myslef in the wet outside the Industrial Museum, touched the back brake and down I went. Serves you right for chasing blondes in boats around the docks or has she stopped now?

spen666

gtvlusso wrote:

So my week has consisted of:

Chucking teeneager in a bin upside down

Being very nearly flattened by a Mercedes driver who clearly did not give a sh1t.

Falling off my fixie on tram lines in Brizzle harbour last night.....Jogger ran at me with his head down and headphones on, had to try and hop the lines in wet weather to avoid a crash and got a wheel stuck in the line....down I go! Sore shoulder and my lid saved my melon being bonked.....c'est la vie. No other damage.

Nothing usually happens to me......what have I done to pee off the great cycling gods?!

There is only 1 conclusion- said teenager was either God or his Son and you are being punished accordingly


Or - you are being punished by the rulers of the universe - Tescos for slating their security guard