I Get The Shed!!! :D

The Northern Monkey

Never have I been so happy to be told i'm getting the shed

The parents have gotten a tad annoyed by me having bike bits pretty much everywhere that they've given in
I was hoping to have the newly converted garage as a workshop but they told me to feck off haha.

It should house my bikes + tools very nicely, not sure if there'll be enough room inside to work on the bikes, but its got a little wooden platform area on the outside that'll be pretty useful.

Ahhh... Can't wait to move in

RealMan

Make sure you get a hose that can reach it, and a good lock for the door.. Some decent lighting, a decent work bench, a bike stand..

lm_trek

Security is the name of the game, sheds are prime targets for the thieving scumbags!

jay12

geese are the answer for all your security needs

cheehee

jay12 wrote:

landmines are the answer for all your security needs

jay12

cheehee wrote:

jay12 wrote:

landmines are the answer for all your security needs

hey, hay. whoah ,whoah you can't do that

Thewaylander

you so can

ride_whenever

Just reinforce the whole thing with a security cage on the inside. Barely reduces the space and if done properly makes it look like a regular garden shed but impenitrible for thieving scroates...

Thewaylander

could you electrify the cage somehow?

Yukon Lad

Yep, a regular garden shed is going to be useless for security unless you do something such as putting a security cage on it cos otherwise they will just break the shed itself

Yukon Lad

birchy

you could dig a big hole first fill it with concrete build the shed over it and get a floor anchor and chain to be on the safe side and a shed alarm

RealMan

Or dig a big hole all around the shed, then fill it with water..

..How much do crocodiles cost on ebay?

Joe_Pineapples

And once you've finished moving in you can get your shed featured on Readers Sheds!

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/share.cfm? ... &from=Find

The Northern Monkey

ooo i might just

Nah the shed is pretty secure IMO. the access to it is quite limited and i've got plans for security

Joe_Pineapples

Big fence and a lockable garden gate.
That works for me.



Along with the tree titanium padlocks, the plastic metal forced into all the screwheads, the boarded up window, the chain . . . .


. . . Doberman with an elastic band round its banger, etc etc.

dave_hill

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

And once you've finished moving in you can get your shed featured on Readers Sheds!

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/share.cfm? ... &from=Find

We should do that on here!

Ooh, ooh, wait I'm off out to photograph my shed, back in a mo...

77ric

bigbenj_08 wrote:

ooo i might just

Nah the shed is pretty secure IMO. the access to it is quite limited and i've got plans for security

sounds like someones doing a Frank Gillingham.

well it'd serve any scrote right, just aim it low for their nuts

Wheelieguy

As said, before anything of value goes in there make sure its secured, even if you fit a big mofo lock to the door, entry is only one hefty kick away, i know a lad years ago who had a shed/summer house custom built down the bottom of the rents garden, they spent loads on locks and such so he could store his old al carter deore in there, one morning he came out and it was gone, looked all round and the door and locks were fine, big hole in the back of the summer house bit where they had got in and ripped the wall out to get into the shed!

ride_whenever

There comes a point where the wall can't be kicked in without some serious hardware though.

I fancy an aligator for my garage though.

redvee

Wait until you get home one day and the 'rents say "we've got something for you for the shed" and reveal a single bed :shock:

ride_whenever

that's okay, dig a pool and claim it's a pool-house... 8)