It's all gone a bit far now

lfcquin
lfcquin Posts: 470
edited September 2009 in The bottom bracket
So last Monday I went to see Pearl Jam in Manchester. Im queing in traffic going past Victoria Station. A girl comes cycling towards me on an MTB with bars that are quite low, so she is leaning forward over the bars. Now, lets just say that she had a loose fitting top on, so there was plenty of flesh on show. :shock:

So as she gets close, what is my reaction? Yep, take a look at the bike and she what she is riding. Everyone else was checking out the chest and I am checking out the bike! :oops:

Is this normal? :?

Comments

  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    pervert :evil:
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Bike or body is always a dilema I face when the rider is female and attractive.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • mgcycleguy
    mgcycleguy Posts: 292
    ... so... what was the bike like ? 8)
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    bike every time... flesh bores me
  • KevinMcC
    KevinMcC Posts: 95
    riding today, approaching a female jogger in tight shorts, very very tasty. When i go past I have a week sneaky look back and to my horror shes about 50 :(
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    It is the burden we bear. Have to go on a re-education course of female form over bike form.
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    A mountain bike!
    On the road!
    Pah.

    I would only grace her with a look so that she could see the disgust and hatred on my face.
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Did you ask her for a go on her busters? I would have.
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Was chatting to a friend outside his shop today and two girls walked past, one in skintight leggings which showed something of interest from the front but the rear was very c-thru, just a thin strand of cotton and skin visible. :oops: which needed a second look when she walked back past us.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Do any of you wank over bikes? - a question that needs to be asked because i'm a little bit worried now....
  • dbmnk
    dbmnk Posts: 217
    sure, big dilemma. guess I tend to check out the bike in the crucial seconds, but always regret since them bikes these girls ride are rarely any worth.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Porgy wrote:
    Do any of you wank over bikes? - a question that needs to be asked because i'm a little bit worried now....

    No, appreciative of them but no sexy time.
    But in your head you are thinking, "thats a nice bike..." and are swooping down a beatiful, smooth tarmac road in tuscany on that bike. The sun is out, the fields are full of olive groves and lined with poplar trees. you are pedalling effortlessly, brown limbs at one with the bike, smiling, feeling strong because there is no better feeling.......

    Oh dear I'm getting a boner. :shock:
  • lfcquin
    lfcquin Posts: 470
    I'm feeling more normal now. Found a new trick this evening though. Out riding with the missus and some freinds and realised that I could clock other women on their bikes and the wife thinks I am checking out the bike! :wink:

    Erm... she was right though, I was...but there is nothing worng with checking out the girl AND the bike is there? :D
  • chriskempton
    chriskempton Posts: 1,245
    Porgy wrote:
    Do any of you wank over bikes? - a question that needs to be asked because i'm a little bit worried now....

    Not personally, but I do know someone who used to be into motorbikes, and would "christen" each new machine over the saddle.

    Ugh.
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    lfcquin wrote:
    I'm feeling more normal now. Found a new trick this evening though. Out riding with the missus and some freinds and realised that I could clock other women on their bikes and the wife thinks I am checking out the bike! :wink:

    Erm... she was right though, I was...but there is nothing worng with checking out the girl AND the bike is there? :D

    This is why we shouldn't let women know that men can multitask too. :wink:
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • The Mechanic
    The Mechanic Posts: 1,277
    riding today, approaching a female jogger in tight shorts, very very tasty. When i go past I have a week sneaky look back and to my horror shes about 50

    Must have been a Kronenburg. Looks 16 from the rear but 64 from the front.
    I have only two things to say to that; Bo***cks
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    BOBFOC -

    Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch...
  • claash
    claash Posts: 145
    Guys can I just say.......
    Have you ever had a girl stare at you when you were out on your bike??
    You thought it was your sleek physique..........

    SHE WAS CHECKING OUT YOUR WHEELS!!!
    :lol::lol:

    We all do it........ :wink:
  • stfc1
    stfc1 Posts: 505
    lfcquin wrote:
    So last Monday I went to see Pearl Jam in Manchester.

    Clearly a man of taste. Checking out a mountain bike might suggest otherwise, but this opening sentence more than makes up for that :)
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    See lots of ladies on nice bikes round here. There's a nice fuji track bike with a white front deep-v and pink rear one. Lovely pink pedals with straps too. There's a lady who rides a very pretty t-mobile giant bike and has some amazing kit and a few others too...
  • timb64
    timb64 Posts: 248
    It's the girl every time for me.

    I used to have a mate who would go on about how this or that gadget(latest phone,speakers etc) was "really sexy" and I never got it,it's got to refer to the flesh hasn't it?
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    timb64 wrote:
    It's the girl every time for me.
    Weirdo.
  • dbmnk
    dbmnk Posts: 217
    bikelove.jpg
  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    That's a brilliant photo! :lol: