I hate you all..
CanalRider
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At the beginning of August I was happy with my 12 year old Claude Butler bike enjoying the daily commute and occasional trek through Sutton Park. Then I discovered cycle2work and I wanted a new bike. I think I get it from my mother: see a bargain so must buy.
I digress, as a result I found this forum. I started reading the forums with gusto. I discovered new words and new technology and even understand 50% of it. I stopped riding the 20 yards of pavement to the train station. I engage in conversation with cyclists on the train. Strangers engage me in conversation. I stare at other peoples bikes; my eyes don't even waiver when a short skirt passes by. I bought a Boardman FS Comp, I have some SPD pedals, no cleats yet and I am looking at winter clothing already as I can't bear to be away from cycling. I have lost 8 lbs in weight, none of my suits fit! I read bike forums before the usual geeky crap that absorbs my working day. I am going to do Follow the Dog. I may die in the process.
And it's YOUR fault.
I thank you
I am going to christen my new bike now...thats your fault too. I should be in bed, I am on holiday...
I digress, as a result I found this forum. I started reading the forums with gusto. I discovered new words and new technology and even understand 50% of it. I stopped riding the 20 yards of pavement to the train station. I engage in conversation with cyclists on the train. Strangers engage me in conversation. I stare at other peoples bikes; my eyes don't even waiver when a short skirt passes by. I bought a Boardman FS Comp, I have some SPD pedals, no cleats yet and I am looking at winter clothing already as I can't bear to be away from cycling. I have lost 8 lbs in weight, none of my suits fit! I read bike forums before the usual geeky crap that absorbs my working day. I am going to do Follow the Dog. I may die in the process.
And it's YOUR fault.
I thank you
I am going to christen my new bike now...thats your fault too. I should be in bed, I am on holiday...
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Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
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Love it. 8)
I can't commiserate because I'm in the same boat.Claud Bulter Cape Wrath D27 (2009)
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Another one down, 4 billion to goKona Tanuki Deluxe0
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Awesome!!!
It never gets boring - 19 years of MTBing & it's still just as good, if not better!
Still not been on a road bike since.0 -
its a good thing. good to see you're having a good time0
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so whats the problem?
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
nicklouse wrote:so whats the problem?
Maybe this bit...CanalRider wrote:I am going to do Follow the Dog. I may die in the process.
...although I think death is fairly unlikely!0 -
switchback18 wrote:Maybe this bit...CanalRider wrote:I am going to do Follow the Dog. I may die in the process.
...although I think death is fairly unlikely!
I'd agree, although busted up knees and a seriously grooved shin due to an epic fail on the rock staircase are a possibility.........
Don't ask me how i know this......<whistles> :oops:0 -
switchback18 wrote:nicklouse wrote:so whats the problem?
Maybe this bit...CanalRider wrote:I am going to do Follow the Dog. I may die in the process.
...although I think death is fairly unlikely!
and thats a problem?
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
nicklouse wrote:switchback18 wrote:nicklouse wrote:so whats the problem?
Maybe this bit...CanalRider wrote:I am going to do Follow the Dog. I may die in the process.
...although I think death is fairly unlikely!
and thats a problem?
Death in general, or just no problem coz it's someone else?!0 -
BignDaft wrote:I'd agree, although busted up knees and a seriously grooved shin due to an epic fail on the rock staircase are a possibility.........
Don't ask me how i know this......<whistles> :oops:
LOL, that happened to me. So much blood everyone thought I was gonna die
CanalRider is quite possibly reffering to the amount of money he will be shelling out in the next few months, on "essentials" I might add.Sink the eight ball. Buy the lady a drink. And nobody knows my name.0 -
If the riding doesn't kill me then Mrs Canalrider will.
I now have my cleats and shoes and have done a few laps of the estate. Christened my new machine round Sutton Park and got it and me well muddy.
As I posted somewhere else I am also asthmatic and lost part of my internal breathing apparatus to cancer. If Mr G is telling me to slow down, it ain't working :-)--
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.0 -
If the riding doesn't kill me then Mrs Canalrider will.
I now have my cleats and shoes and have done a few laps of the estate. Christened my new machine round Sutton Park and got it and me well muddy.
As I posted somewhere else I am also asthmatic and lost part of my internal breathing apparatus to cancer. If Mr G is telling me to slow down, it ain't working :-)--
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.0 -
Inspiring - go for it - just got my first hardtail - Voodoo Bokor - its getting christened tomorrow 8)0
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Inspiring - go for it - just got my first hardtail - Voodoo Bokor - its getting christened tomorrow 8)0