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Cressers
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'Tis that time of the year, the long run -up to the season to be grumpy. Here is the place to report your early sightings of goods related to that dread day.
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When I switched on my TV this morning, it turned on to Channel 4, which was the last thing I was watching last night. It was a Christmas episode of 'Friends'.0
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Your Christmas stocking is half empty,mine is half full.
Tis' the season to be jolly, tra la la la la, la la la la................................................................................"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Cressers wrote:'Tis that time of the year, the long run -up to the season to be grumpy. Here is the place to report your early sightings of goods related to that dread day.
Item on BBC Breakfast News about 2 weeks ago - apparently the Harrods Christmas Department opened in early August. :shock:
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
Oh yes - I saw some of the xmas things there at the weekend.
Who the hell buys xmas things outside of ooh the last fortnight in December ? Mad.0 -
My local garden centre (also a food shop, cafe, marina, kitchen ware centre, whirlpool centre - called Barton Grange) had had Xmas decorations for sale for at least a week. Nuts!'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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A local garden centre, the Keydell in Horndean, is in the process of setting-up a hanger sized X***s exhibition of tat that opens about now each year. Click on the X**s gallery link and cringe...
http://www.keydellnurseries.co.uk/0 -
One of the Tv shopping channels (QVC I think) started it's christmas selling programmes in JUNE!!!!!! My kids hadn't even started their summer holidays."If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your right" Henry Ford0
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No, that was their X**s in July promotion that they have each year. Park Hampers sent one of my neighbours an X**s catalogue in May...0
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A restaurant in Maidstone starting adverting "Christmas Menu's" (sic) in July.
I felt like going in and teaching them to speak English proper.0 -
Maidstone hotel is telling us to book early for Christmas. Motherfarkers.0
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http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/g ... es/3302682
http://blog.taragana.com/n/promotional- ... ry-133567/
http://www.microsoft.com/uk/smallbusine ... 62402.mspx
http://www.christmasfestival.co.uk/
http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinb ... 5541613.jp
http://www.windsorobserver.co.uk/news/r ... r-charity/0 -
Yup, we've got the lights up already... And they're crap.Sonny73 wrote:0 -
On Saturday, the Cancer Research UK charity shop in Salisbury had a huge display of Christmas cards. But as they're being sold in a good cause, I think they can be excused.
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
Tough on X**s, tough on the causes of X**s...0
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Aggieboy wrote:Your Christmas stocking is half empty,mine is half full.
Tis' the season to be jolly, tra la la la la, la la la la................................................................................
Damn, I wish Aria Giovanni was in my stocking this Christmas :-D2010 Lynskey R230
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Went to a pub for lunch near Elgin today, the usually excellent Duffus Inn, and they had just had the newly printed X**s menus delivered. Nearly put me off my dinner.Where the neon madmen climb0
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Radio advert for some crap theme park near Retford is advertising a ride on "Santa's sleigh" :roll:Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0
