What do you get up to when the g/f is away for the weekend?

Joe_Pineapples

I get dirty and fettle.


Anyone know how to get Copaslip out of a carpet?
Quickly!!

jay12

now ther's someone with sense. he dosen't need to be told to post the pic. btw looking very nice mate, nearly finished

Joe_Pineapples

Shimano SLX goodness should be arriving tomorrow, then I'l have the pleasure of banging my head against a wall while trying to set up my derailleurs.

jay12

sweet, the slx stuff is really good value for money. i hate setting up the rear mech too. so annoying :x

Joe_Pineapples

Well I've already warned Obi Wan Kenobi at my LBS to expect the bugger in on Tuesday after I make a James Hunt of the gears!

jay12

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

Well I've already warned Obi Wan Kenobi at my LBS to expect the bugger in on Tuesday after I make a James Hunt of the gears!

blister pus

You need some mud guards on that bicycle.

Santa should pay you a visit down the chim-chimney and super glue some on as a prezzie.

Joe_Pineapples

Never!
I like it dirty!

fourcrossjohn

aparently so does your carpet

CowboyBob

"I get dirty and fettle" - Is this the new slang for"booze fuelled night out with the lads"?

supertwisted

CowboyBob wrote:

"I get dirty and fettle" - Is this the new slang for"dusting off the grumble mags and warming up a jar of Vaseline"?

Hercule Q

^ ha ha ha


i clean my bike when i'm bored, even when its not dirty apart from all the gouges and paint chips in the fork lowers everything looks fresh

Joe_Pineapples

What the f**k is a grumble mag??

CowboyBob

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

What the f**k is a grumble mag??

It's like a Jazz Mag but the birds look p1ssed off.

Joe_Pineapples

Do they still do jazz mags? Surely people just use the internet nowadays . . .




. . . or is that just me? :roll:

CowboyBob

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

Do they still do jazz mags? Surely people just use the internet nowadays . . .




. . . or is that just me? :roll:

Use the internet to look at naked woman and midgets? what ever next! You will be telling me that they no longer make videos any more! :shock:

Joe_Pineapples

Actually, I have 4 video recorders sitting in a box behind me as we speak.
You want one?


Or all of them?

CowboyBob

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

Actually, I have 4 video recorders sitting in a box behind me as we speak.
You want one?


Or all of them?

Will they play my DVD's?

Joe_Pineapples

If I say yes will you buy them?

CowboyBob

Do they come with videos of home made hamaphrodidic dwarf porn? If so my er, mate, might be interested.

Joe_Pineapples

I'm tired of porn, I'm back to watching Aerobics: Oz Style.