Careers in drug testing

Vino2007
Vino2007 Posts: 340
edited August 2009 in Pro race
Has anyone any info on, or names/types of companies, who deal with analysis of athlete samples? Would love to give it some research, in regards to a career path. Thanks!

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  • Vino
    Vino Posts: 184
    Vino2007 wrote:
    Has anyone any info on, or names/types of companies, who deal with analysis of athlete samples? Would love to give it some research, in regards to a career path. Thanks!

    Yaa baby good name is like mine

    Think career in drugtesting tecnology is good if you help the Calf Master.

    Taste the beads of Sweat
    Calves
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Vino2007 wrote:
    Has anyone any info on, or names/types of companies, who deal with analysis of athlete samples? Would love to give it some research, in regards to a career path. Thanks!

    I don't know. I thought of that myself, but damn, wherever you work it would proably smell like urine. Not to mention what will you tell your friends when they ask what you do
    for a living? "I work in the urine storage unit of.......". Too strange for me.
  • Vino
    Vino Posts: 184
    Yes smell of urine not good for having fun with american and british tourist. They like exotic like Vino and The Calves but not if smell like tramp.

    I think is job for ugly person.

    Ave Calves
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Vino wrote:
    Yes smell of urine not good for having fun with american and british tourist. They like exotic like Vino and The Calves but not if smell like tramp.

    I think is job for ugly person.

    Ave Calves

    Whoever you are. You're insane. Seek help.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Woodchip
    Woodchip Posts: 205
    dennisn wrote:
    Vino wrote:
    Yes smell of urine not good for having fun with american and british tourist. They like exotic like Vino and The Calves but not if smell like tramp.

    I think is job for ugly person.

    Ave Calves

    Whoever you are. You're insane. Seek help.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    He did seek help, hence the 2 year ban.
    I have nothing more to say on the matter.
  • Woodchip
    Woodchip Posts: 205
    edited August 2009
    Vino2007
    On a more serious note... check out http://www.sportingequals.org.uk/jobs-and-volunteering-in-sport/vacancies/sport-doping-control-scheme

    It may give you some sort of starting point for your career. Best of luck to you.


    EDIT: or here... http://www.sports-city.org/jobs/info.php?jobid=575
    I have nothing more to say on the matter.
  • drenkrom
    drenkrom Posts: 1,062
    The WADA head office is in the same building as the studios I work for. It's a few stories over my head right now. If you want, I could surely find out their address for you to contact them. No labs here, though. Just offices.
  • Woodchip
    Woodchip Posts: 205
    I have nothing more to say on the matter.
  • Vino
    Vino Posts: 184
    Woodchip wrote:

    Also try Sandra from place called macelsfield she is dope fend and verry giving. In fact i think she gave me something i dont need to win race is veerry itchy though.

    spotty Calves
  • bikerZA
    bikerZA Posts: 314
    There are two Vino's on the forum? It's a world gone mad I say!
  • Kléber
    Kléber Posts: 6,842
    There's also the chance to earn money on the side:
    http://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme/breves20 ... nuent.html

    ...translated into English: http://translate.google.com/translate?p ... ry_state0=
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    It was voted the 3rd worst job in sport in USA Today! Soigneur was voted 9th.

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/tenworstjobs-cover.htm

    Sorry, can't offer any advice or info on the subject.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • Vino2007
    Vino2007 Posts: 340
    Thanks for the fantastic response, some really helpful info for me! As for the WADA address, if you would post that, it would be great cheers!
    Haha yes Vino is my username, but there is no plans to infiltrate the system, to swap some dodgy samples!
  • i wanna job were i get paid to get off me face. i was thinking about taking up cycling.
  • AndyRubio
    AndyRubio Posts: 880
    Not sure I'd want to watch men peeing.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    AndyRubio wrote:
    Not sure I'd want to watch men peeing.

    I'm really sure I don't. Really, really, sure.