Bike needs re-homing

KarenKharma

Hi guys,

I'm a lovely young Italian bike called Karen and I'm desperately seeking a new owner. My current owner is a good guy, but it seems he'd rather play on his XBox and read comic books than actually ride me hard (I like it hard). I’m a bit on the heavy side, but I’m sure that’s down to a lack of exercise rather than poor design. So I was wondering if any of you kind gentlemen could offer me a new home and the powerful legs I so desperately crave?

Here's a picture of me for your titillation:



Yours in anticipation,

Karen (Kuota) Kharma

roger_merriman

Bad bad bad!

DonDaddyD

You know how freaked out I was when I saw the user name and then the picture...

Own up, which one of you is this, Greg T? ITB? Prince?

Far too much time on your hands.

snooks

but amusing

UndercoverElephant

Hi Karen,

I think that's better pitched than the PM's you sent us. You kinda scared me off due to coming on too strong. I understand your frustration with your current owner, but you came over a bit desperate. I like that photo better too, the one with you showing your bottom bracket was just too much; Like I said in my reply, in a certain light (or darkness), you could be considered quite pretty.

Good luck on your search. I hope you find someone soon.

il_principe

R_T_A

Brilliant!

londonlivvy

is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

itboffin

KarenKharma wrote:

Hi guys,

I'm a lovely young Italian bike called Karen and I'm desperately seeking a new owner. My current owner is a good guy, but it seems he'd rather play on his XBox and read comic books than actually ride me hard (I like it hard). I’m a bit on the heavy side, but I’m sure that’s down to a lack of exercise rather than poor design. So I was wondering if any of you kind gentlemen could offer me a new home and the powerful legs I so desperately crave?

Here's a picture of me for your titillation:



Yours in anticipation,

Karen (Kuota) Kharma

Donations for a proper bike stand welcome :twisted:

biondino

londonlivvy wrote:

is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

Are you asking that to a bunch of sweaty men who spend altogether too much time on the internet? :shock:

DonDaddyD

Dear Karen

I understand your frustrations. I truly understand how staying in a bedroom with me and my girlfriend must be an eye opening torture. I appreciate that you to must want the Earth to move from under you. One can only speculate how spending every day and night in my bedroom must compound on this wanton desire. For this, my insensitivity, I can only ask for your forgiveness.

Please accept my most sincere apologies for any feelings of neglect that may have been caused by my actions. In an effort to once again win your heart I promise that at the end of this month I will wrap those sexy Fulcrum wheels in Attack/Force tyres and treat you to white Lizard Skins bar tape.

I hope you are well. Love you always.

DonDaddyD

MonkeyMonster

I'd be tempted if you fit different shoes - bit of hard goer myself tbh and you've got a clean cut shapely figure about you...

KarenKharma

DonDaddyD wrote:

Dear Karen

I understand your frustrations. I truly understand how staying in a bedroom with me and my girlfriend must be an eye opening torture. I appreciate that you to must want the Earth to move from under you. One can only speculate how spending every day and night in my bedroom must compound on this wanton desire. For this, my insensitivity, I can only ask for your forgiveness.

Please accept my most sincere apologies for any feelings of neglect that may have been caused by my actions. In an effort to once again win your heart I promise that at the end of this month I will wrap those sexy Fulcrum wheels in Attack/Force tyres and treat you to white Lizard Skins bar tape.

I hope you are well. Love you always.

DonDaddyD

You can't buy me off with gifts of German rubber DDD. I want to be ridden. Will you ride me tomorrow while your girlfriend is out? Perhaps we could go to the park together... bring some lube...

Oddjob62

Karen,

I was one of the guys who felt you up on the common last Sunday while your owner was off tending to his own selfish needs.

Give me a call if you want to take things further

OJ

Rich158

Oddjob62 wrote:

Karen,

I was one of the guys who felt you up on the common last Sunday while your owner was off tending to his own selfish needs.

Give me a call if you want to take things further

OJ

And I thought I was the only one :shock: , it looks like Karen likes to play it fast and loose

stuaff

DDD, not good enough. Go out and ride Karen hard pronto

Kieran_Burns

londonlivvy wrote:

is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

not at all, but please remember to take photos and dont forget youtube.

I'm sorry, I came over all Greg T for a minute then

Specialized Needs

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I'm sorry, I came over all Greg T for a minute then

Thank you for that mental image, KB :shock:

I feel unclean.

Kieran_Burns

duncedunce wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I'm sorry, I came over all Greg T for a minute then

Thank you for that mental image, KB :shock:

I feel unclean.

over ALL, NOT all OVER. :roll:

He doesn't pay me enough for that service

Cafewanda

londonlivvy wrote:

is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

KarenKharma

londonlivvy wrote:

is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

Hi Livy.... :oops: