Bike needs re-homing

KarenKharma
KarenKharma Posts: 5
edited August 2009 in Commuting chat
Hi guys,

I'm a lovely young Italian bike called Karen and I'm desperately seeking a new owner. My current owner is a good guy, but it seems he'd rather play on his XBox and read comic books than actually ride me hard (I like it hard). I’m a bit on the heavy side, but I’m sure that’s down to a lack of exercise rather than poor design. So I was wondering if any of you kind gentlemen could offer me a new home and the powerful legs I so desperately crave?

Here's a picture of me for your titillation:

SNV31339-1.jpg

Yours in anticipation,

Karen (Kuota) Kharma

Comments

  • Bad bad bad!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    :lol::lol::lol:

    You know how freaked out I was when I saw the user name and then the picture...

    Own up, which one of you is this, Greg T? ITB? Prince?

    Far too much time on your hands.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • snooks
    snooks Posts: 1,521
    but amusing :D
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    edited August 2009
    Hi Karen,

    I think that's better pitched than the PM's you sent us. You kinda scared me off due to coming on too strong. I understand your frustration with your current owner, but you came over a bit desperate. I like that photo better too, the one with you showing your bottom bracket was just too much; Like I said in my reply, in a certain light (or darkness), you could be considered quite pretty.

    Good luck on your search. I hope you find someone soon. :D
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • R_T_A
    R_T_A Posts: 488
    :D

    Brilliant!
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  • is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Hi guys,

    I'm a lovely young Italian bike called Karen and I'm desperately seeking a new owner. My current owner is a good guy, but it seems he'd rather play on his XBox and read comic books than actually ride me hard (I like it hard). I’m a bit on the heavy side, but I’m sure that’s down to a lack of exercise rather than poor design. So I was wondering if any of you kind gentlemen could offer me a new home and the powerful legs I so desperately crave?

    Here's a picture of me for your titillation:

    SNV31339-1.jpg

    Yours in anticipation,

    Karen (Kuota) Kharma

    Donations for a proper bike stand welcome :twisted:
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

    Are you asking that to a bunch of sweaty men who spend altogether too much time on the internet? :shock:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited August 2009
    Dear Karen

    I understand your frustrations. I truly understand how staying in a bedroom with me and my girlfriend must be an eye opening torture. I appreciate that you to must want the Earth to move from under you. One can only speculate how spending every day and night in my bedroom must compound on this wanton desire. For this, my insensitivity, I can only ask for your forgiveness.

    Please accept my most sincere apologies for any feelings of neglect that may have been caused by my actions. In an effort to once again win your heart I promise that at the end of this month I will wrap those sexy Fulcrum wheels in Attack/Force tyres and treat you to white Lizard Skins bar tape.

    I hope you are well. Love you always.

    DonDaddyD
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    I'd be tempted if you fit different shoes - bit of hard goer myself tbh and you've got a clean cut shapely figure about you... :D
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  • DonDaddyD wrote:
    Dear Karen

    I understand your frustrations. I truly understand how staying in a bedroom with me and my girlfriend must be an eye opening torture. I appreciate that you to must want the Earth to move from under you. One can only speculate how spending every day and night in my bedroom must compound on this wanton desire. For this, my insensitivity, I can only ask for your forgiveness.

    Please accept my most sincere apologies for any feelings of neglect that may have been caused by my actions. In an effort to once again win your heart I promise that at the end of this month I will wrap those sexy Fulcrum wheels in Attack/Force tyres and treat you to white Lizard Skins bar tape.

    I hope you are well. Love you always.

    DonDaddyD

    You can't buy me off with gifts of German rubber DDD. I want to be ridden. Will you ride me tomorrow while your girlfriend is out? Perhaps we could go to the park together... bring some lube...
  • Oddjob62
    Oddjob62 Posts: 1,056
    Karen,

    I was one of the guys who felt you up on the common last Sunday while your owner was off tending to his own selfish needs.

    Give me a call if you want to take things further :wink:

    OJ
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  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    Oddjob62 wrote:
    Karen,

    I was one of the guys who felt you up on the common last Sunday while your owner was off tending to his own selfish needs.

    Give me a call if you want to take things further :wink:

    OJ

    And I thought I was the only one :shock: , it looks like Karen likes to play it fast and loose :wink:
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  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    DDD, not good enough. Go out and ride Karen hard pronto :)
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

    not at all, but please remember to take photos and dont forget youtube.

    I'm sorry, I came over all Greg T for a minute then
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  • I'm sorry, I came over all Greg T for a minute then
    Thank you for that mental image, KB :shock:

    I feel unclean.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    duncedunce wrote:
    I'm sorry, I came over all Greg T for a minute then
    Thank you for that mental image, KB :shock:

    I feel unclean.

    over ALL, NOT all OVER. :roll:

    He doesn't pay me enough for that service
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    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?


    :shock: :shock: :shock:



    :lol::D:D
  • is it very wrong for a girl to be attracted to such a pretty girl?

    Hi Livy.... :oops: