MY Doping Plan

Vino

After long period in exile I am return to go on long breakaways and bring much needed publicity to motherland.

Have researched internet and established the finest minds in drug use are here and i hope to harness your knowledge in my search for calves that make television producer insist on uncomfortable low shots from film bike. I have been trying to reach the one known as Aurelio to turn him to more "productiove" use of knowledge.

Is very important to be second most tested clean athlete in world.

Please supply doiping plans suitable for my planned win at Paris tours.

Many thanks
The Kazakh Terminator

paulcuthbert

Is this a joke??

FOAD

What do you think dumbo.

dennisn

paulcuthbert wrote:

Is this a joke??

Obviously not. Who would joke about something like this?

"Aurelio" see me about the weight routine I use for my calves. It's been said that "I've really got a pair". It's never helped my cycling much but they are photogenic.

Mettan

Vino wrote:

After long period in exile I am return to go on long breakaways and bring much needed publicity to motherland.

- Udaci.

yakk

Hi Dennis, I'm reliably informed by a female workmate that the correct description of your calves would be 'peachy'.
If you've got them, flout them!
Yak

bikerZA

He forgot to sign off with Vino-4-Ever, so it must be face.

SunWuKong

paulcuthbert wrote:

Is this a joke??

No way pro riders are always on here asking for help on various subjects.

Wiggo tunred into Twiggo with help from us lot on how to lose weight and finally get his hair sorted out.

Cav wanted to know whether to shave, wax or veet his legs.

Ullrich asked for directions to his nearest Gregs.

georgee

No Paul it's fully genuine, as is well known from the Ferrari trial, posts on internet forums arn't admissible as evidence. That's why the case fell apart when the prosecution brought forward a four page conversation from CycleChat of Lance and Ferrari discussing whether there were any veins left to inject apart from the ones in his c*ck.

Vino

georgee wrote:

No Paul it's fully genuine, as is well known from the Ferrari trial, posts on internet forums arn't admissible as evidence. That's why the case fell apart when the prosecution brought forward a four page conversation from CycleChat of Lance and Ferrari discussing whether there were any veins left to inject apart from the ones in his c*ck.

yes and having seen lance in shower i think this would only be useful for micro dose. Is new way anyway. Long live passport is great for guideline.

calves of destiny

nick hanson

dennisn

Yakk wrote:

Hi Dennis, I'm reliably informed by a female workmate that the correct description of your calves would be 'peachy'.
If you've got them, flout them!
Yak

I'm old enough now that i think I can deal with "peachy".

Vino

dennisn wrote:

Yakk wrote:

Hi Dennis, I'm reliably informed by a female workmate that the correct description of your calves would be 'peachy'.
If you've got them, flout them!
Yak

I'm old enough now that i think I can deal with "peachy".

Peachy? Pah thats a soft American, mine are Hard but have also been described as a fruit, the COCONUT. Also we dont need female workmate. in kazakhstan we have female we visit in different work place. Not only calves are hard then.

Be crushed by The Calves

rockmount

Vino wrote:

After long period in exile I am return to go on long breakaways and bring much needed publicity to motherland.

Have researched internet and established the finest minds in drug use are here and i hope to harness your knowledge in my search for calves that make television producer insist on uncomfortable low shots from film bike. I have been trying to reach the one known as Aurelio to turn him to more "productiove" use of knowledge.

Is very important to be second most tested clean athlete in world.

Please supply doiping plans suitable for my planned win at Paris tours.

Many thanks
The Kazakh Terminator

"Vino" unveils new Astana kit >>>

Vino

This is biggest secret! where did you get this? Bruie (i think you know him as boss hog) has a lot to answer for this is utmost kazakh state secret suit designed like swimmers suit to give much advantage.

Also no restriction to any muscles attached to The Calves.

rockmount

Vino wrote:

This is biggest secret! where did you get this? Bruie (i think you know him as boss hog) has a lot to answer for this is utmost kazakh state secret suit designed like swimmers suit to give much advantage.

Also no restriction to any muscles attached to The Calves.

JB (Bruie) is out ... gone to the shack, replaced by >>>
Seen here in Riis style team building exercise.

New team vehicles >>>

Vino

Yes Yes the Bear is strong I like very much.

Perhaps when I win TDF with aid of secret doping guide provided by Internet Forum people of Bike Radar i suggest cuddly lion is replaced with Bear. I will design it myself with calves modelled on The Calves and perhaps its features will be more handsome if modelled on mine.

I start work immediately on design and will preview on team shirts alongside photograph of me the Vinomater to honour the glory of Kazakh state.

Lick the Calves!

rockmount

Vino wrote:

Perhaps when I win TDF with aid of secret doping guide provided by Internet Forum people of Bike Radar i suggest cuddly lion is replaced with Bear. I will design it myself with calves modelled on The Calves and perhaps its features will be more handsome if modelled on mine.

Never as big as mine >>>

avalon

paulcuthbert wrote:

Is this a joke??

Do you mean your avatar? :roll:
oh yes.

rockmount

Apparently ... the doping plan is to be investigated by ... none other than >>>

...Lieutenant Columbo !

Vino

rockmount wrote:

Apparently ... the doping plan is to be investigated by ... none other than >>>

...Lieutenant Columbo !

This is quite bad it will be "just one more thing" after other. Still I return only now with bevy of French beauties from Monaco club they very pretty but not so easy. Good job i also find English holiday girl, VERRY easy.

A man must have the Calves massaged you know and i type on laptop whilst being rubbed by Eager English drunk girl.

dennisn

This is the best post ever. A look inside the sex, drugs, and rock & roll of the Pro ranks
by someone who's been there. This is what I call "transparency". Vino for King of the Earth.

Fastlad

I can't read this thread without my Kazakh voice.....I must resist :shock:

Vino

dennisn wrote:

This is the best post ever. A look inside the sex, drugs, and rock & roll of the Pro ranks
by someone who's been there. This is what I call "transparency". Vino for King of the Earth.

Ah yes Denis first amongst internet forum groupie people. The lifestyle is good but Inglish girl insatiable and even the great Vino is thinking that Llandis had the right idea, what a shame to wate it on the race

But let us not forget that the doping plan must still be produced Forum People look upon The calves and produce plan for the greater glory of The Vino and The Calves

Calves

all show no go

Welcome back Vino............