Im Back

Vino

Yes Im back, and why wouldnt I be. I see you internet forum people have nothing better to do than talk about me?

Well why not wear my jersey too huh? and those of you slagging me off be afraid be very afraid even one of my calves is more than a match for your whole puny bodies.

Ive sent Armstrong and his controller packing and i will crush them like insects not worth eating next year. You have been warned. You have ALL BEEN WARNED.

andyp

Can you identify the insects that are worth eating before they are crushed please?

Vino

andyp wrote:

Can you identify the insects that are worth eating before they are crushed please?

Most insects are included in my traditional kazakh diet we just avoid the ones with red spots or stripes. Also those caterpillars with hair is much unpleasent like kissing great grandmother.

andy_wrx

You're not Vino.

You talk too much

He's famously monosyllabic.

If he says anything at all

Le Commentateur

The real Vino only speaks French to foreigners.

markwalker

not kazakhstani?

jimmythecuckoo

*sigh* am I the only here who thinks this place has gone to the dogs in the last few months?

Having defened the BR forums through the whole cyclechat debacle I wonder if there will be more people turning away from some of the discussion on here.

Maybe it's just me.

flattythehurdler

jimmythecuckoo wrote:

*sigh* am I the only here who thinks this place has gone to the dogs in the last few months?

Having defened the BR forums through the whole cyclechat debacle I wonder if there will be more people turning away from some of the discussion on here.

Maybe it's just me.

Vino

jimmythecuckoo wrote:

*sigh* am I the only here who thinks this place has gone to the dogs in the last few months?

Having defened the BR forums through the whole cyclechat debacle I wonder if there will be more people turning away from some of the discussion on here.

Maybe it's just me.

You can only please some of the people some of the time as old kazakh proverb say but for the rest of you who like ride and race bike instead of twitter and post i launch new bike range

1st will be timetial machine for pro riders called the needle. I predict many top riders using my secretadvantage even if not talking openly about it. They will mask it with paints in the colours of the bike sponsor is perhaps a little outside rule so hope farmboy armstrong use one first and UCI turn blind eye.

For masters riders i also issue bike called masters needle. Is Verry much monsey and also outside rule but master have much disposable income for me and do not face much testing. Will be big money spinner.

Feel the calves

jimmythecuckoo

flattythehurdler wrote:

jimmythecuckoo wrote:

*sigh* am I the only here who thinks this place has gone to the dogs in the last few months?

Having defened the BR forums through the whole cyclechat debacle I wonder if there will be more people turning away from some of the discussion on here.

Maybe it's just me.

Whatever! you know what I mean :roll:

calvjones

I just wish our Vino was as funny as the real one.

Or funny at all, really.

lucybears

Vino wrote:

Yes Im back, and why wouldnt I be. I see you internet forum people have nothing better to do than talk about me?

Well why not wear my jersey too huh? and those of you slagging me off be afraid be very afraid even one of my calves is more than a match for your whole puny bodies.

Ive sent Armstrong and his controller packing and i will crush them like insects not worth eating next year. You have been warned. You have ALL BEEN WARNED.

Get your Licence ! The application to the UCI has not yet been completed. You must formally apply for a license in Monaco because that is where you live. When you have it, tell us when you will make your comeback.

jimmythecuckoo

do many people care that much?

Cheats who deny their wrongdoing are the worst sort.