'Mock the Week' forum fun.

Aggieboy
Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited August 2009 in The bottom bracket
Ok. I'll kick off below with a 'Scenes we'd like to see' below. The winning line will be chosen by the poster of the 'Scenes we'd like to see' (in this first case me, obviously), who will then post their own. Winner will be chosen tomorrow evening.
For those of you who don't watch Mock the Week and would like to join in the fun :wink: see examples here (right hand side of page):-
http://www.mocktheweek.tv/theshow/


The worst thing you could say on the podium having just won the TdF.

"God Carla, you were good last night!'
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

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  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    "Three weeks, and they never found the syringes."
  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    I hate yellow
    Justice for the 96
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Vas-te faire enculer, Hinault, espèce de pédé.
  • Wappygixer
    Wappygixer Posts: 1,396
    Does this jersay come in pink?
  • FCE2007
    FCE2007 Posts: 962
    ptdr @ johnfinch
    Powered by Haribo.
  • mmitchell88
    mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    johnfinch wrote:
    Vas-te faire enculer, Hinault, espèce de pédé.
    johnfinch is Frankie Boyle!
    johnfinch wrote:
    ptdr @ johnfinch
    Very good!
    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
    And then you put in the milk.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    FCE2007 wrote:
    ptdr @ johnfinch

    What's ptdr?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    See, the drugs DO work!
  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,824
    Armstrong, has only got one ball.....
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    French B'stards.
  • KevinMcC
    KevinMcC Posts: 95
    Thanks God that's over, I cant stand all the garlic and snooty waiters
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    I ran out of carpet tacks half way up the mountain!

    ..or Contador has a fine looking ass :lol:
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    They don't check for amphetamines any more!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Thanks for all your replies. TBH I couldn't decide and asked Mrs Aggieboy to have a read. Explaining that she had mentally placed herself as a spectator in front of the podium (amongst other places her mind wanders to :roll: ), she thought this would suitably annoy the French:-
    Wappygixer wrote:
    Does this jersey come in pink?
    So the winners badge and next 'Scenes we'd like to see' goes to 'Wappygixer'.

    ed_imgSNN0423Y_265_355176a.jpg''Well done Wappy''. (please read with suitable Irish accent).
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • SunWuKong
    SunWuKong Posts: 364
    I am aware I'm too late but didn't see it until now so here's mine:
    "I was always going to win using a Ferrari"
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited August 2009
    Oi,Wappy, where are ya, ya feckin' idjit?

    _39353815_dara_203.jpg
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    Damn missed my chance.

    "Shucks Y'all I'm just so proud to be in Engerland"
    "This area left purposefully blank"
    Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.

    FCN: 11 (apparently)

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