The great smells of the countryside

.blitz

I was out for a enjoyable blast round the Chase last night, enjoying the sweet smell of wet grass and newly-cut timber when my nose was assaulted by the pungent aroma of Superdrug body spray. Sure enough around the next corner was a vision in Nike lycra, jogging away to the sound of her iPod.

I carried on only to meet what I assumed was her bf coming the other way. He looked like the bloke out of the Davidoff advert and must've had a bath in the stuff - I could feel my nostrils burning. Fortunately we were on a level section so I was able to hold my breath and carry on pedalling until I was out of range

RealMan

Thought this was going to be all about cow/dog s**t

cat_with_no_tail

To be fair, I'd rather come across a jogger that smells of bodyspray and is pleasing to look at than one that smells of sweat and is so ugly you fall off the bike.

Biggus86

Nah, i generally get she smell of pig shit first (have to pass a pig farm) then through the manure filled country side, then down the westwood avoiding cows and their bodily excrements! (I got splattered yest and even stood in the stuff!)

supersonic

Cat With No Tail wrote:

I'd rather come across a jogger that smells of bodyspray

KnightofCydonia

Went past some cow-squit smelling place yesterday. Will be looking for alternative routes in the future